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3:18 pm
August 16, 2012
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You’re an obvious angry feminazi and it’s quite sad. You want something to change that plenty of nasty bitches are perfectly fine with attending and taking part in. You preach equality and respect for the female body. Yet when these bitches choose to respect themselves by getting naked and shoving bike tires in their assholes you want to blame it on the MALES.
I’m sorry you didn’t have a strong positive male role model in your life, but this isn’t the place to find one. Nor is it the place to lambaste men because of your insecurities. You’ve got a lot of growing the fuck up to do, bitch tits.
3:37 pm
July 15, 2012
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@Pat: Making fun of the drug bridge was a farce, Barocko is my homie, and this is happening. I’ma repost the list of girls who are down for the cause, just to reiterate. In the words of Shaggy Dope, “I’m not alone.” There’s a TON of girls who are down to do this. Just c’mon out and watch. We’re having fun with it. If you were at the indoor gatherings, that’s what we’re going for. Oh and did I mention Ron Jeremy got fired and there’s a judges panel, this year? I didn’t. But keep ya eyes peeled for my next article on the subject, which is currently on Scottie’s desk.
@Ryde: You are awesome, once again. I love you. Come see me at gotj and I’ma give you a hug. xo. xo. XO.
Here’s the list. I love you forum goons! Off I go! Keep your eyes peeled for the next installment. Whooooosh!:
–A fourteen year gathering veteran who will display her pimped out chain with every single amulet: “My talent is dealing with all YOU fuckers for the past 14 years! Fuck you!!!!!”
–Two Hatchetgirlz.net calendar pinup models, complete with joker card and juggalo tats galore.
–A mother of two, who’s going to hold up pics of her kids: “I created LIFE yo. These came out of my neden!!!!!! It stretches pretty big, as you can see!” (oooh! ahhh!)
–A girl who can roll a blunt in under 30 seconds, blindfolded. We even tested her by chanting “SHOW YOUR TITS,” and she didn’t cave under pressure. (It’s epic.)
–A girl who doesn’t exactly have ONE talent, but is a queen of multitasking: She’ll be hula hooping, singing ICP songs in Spanish, and bartending all at once.
–Hack Beverly, our personal security ninjette. She won’t say much.
–Oreo from TrueJuggaloFamily.com, who is a web developer and rap journalist.
–Rachel Paul, author and illustrator of the Dark Carnival Tarot, who will be throwing out free paintings and tarot decks to the crowd.
For every hater, there are ten supporters! We have so many surprises in store for you, guys. I can’t even fully explain the freshness. We’re going to put on one hell of a show! Prepare for our freshness!!!!!!! You’ll be entertained, I promise you this.
3:40 pm
July 15, 2012
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Oh and Pat–Never once did I lambast men. But I will be lambasting Ron Jeremy in my next article. Keep your eyes peeled! And let me know when you want to write your “Hell No, Juggalo!” counterpoint article! I’m so down for this.
3:58 pm
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May 22, 2012
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wowzers is the beezomb.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
4:02 pm
November 30, 2012
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I’m not gonna write article on that, i’m busy at the moment contemplating wings on flies and apple slices. I did hear that Ron Jeremy got kicked out last year for trying to have sex with a minor or something. I could honestly give a fuck about Ron Jeremy, whether he’s there or not doesn’t really matter to me at all. Anyways, have fun however you want, in my opinion that is what the gathering is all about!! I won’t be joining you guys though, because, you know, you won’t be showing your tits or putting out or anything. For the record, I would totally fuck you. On a ouija board. And what will be born the next day? Violent J. Honestly though, I don’t see it happening. It still doesn’t change the fact that i would totally fuck you though. Shit, i’d even throw up a lotus during it, respectin them titties. Just sayin’, we could make it happen. Let me know, i’ll bring the ouija board.
4:06 pm
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August 12, 2012
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patjoyce said
For the record, I would totally fuck you. On a ouija board. And what will be born the next day? Violent J. Honestly though, I don’t see it happening. It still doesn’t change the fact that i would totally fuck you though. Shit, i’d even throw up a lotus during it, respectin them titties. Just sayin’, we could make it happen. Let me know, i’ll bring the ouija board.
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4:09 pm
July 11, 2012
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4:12 pm
March 30, 2013
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Patjoyce, the hired killer mentor dude in Bully was also Telly from KIDS, in case you didn’t notice. In Bully he is killing through physical murder; in KIDS, through the magical freight train called Auto-Immune Deficiency Disorder!!
As for my feelings on this topic, I’m for this young woman’s task. My tips would include being civil and gracious I’m your actions, and don’t go hunting for the things you feel that are overtly despicable at the GOTJ. Perhaps just do your thing casually, stand proud and I’m view, just don’t be a human megaphone. And for chrissakes don’t actually BRING a megaphone. Juggalos are liable to take that shit and gain a hundred times the decibels for a harmonic “show your taint!” Chant.
What if we shouted “show your brains?” And bitchez pull out scroll-like diplomas?
4:13 pm
November 30, 2012
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That’s the one violentdope homie, i’m thinkin i can put that planchete to good use lol. Take that planchete and respect them titties, word up!!!!!
4:16 pm
November 30, 2012
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I did notice that old mr. dangerous, he was really good in bully though, in my opinion. In kids, telly the virgin surgeon was mad annoying. As for your show your brains idea, I don’t imagine many lettes would be pullin out PHD’s. More like a box of crayons or something. Maybe a sobriety chip. Maybe.
4:23 pm
March 30, 2013
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patjoyce said
I did notice that old mr. dangerous, he was really good in bully though, in my opinion. In kids, telly the virgin surgeon was mad annoying. As for your show your brains idea, I don’t imagine many lettes would be pullin out PHD’s. More like a box of crayons or something. Maybe a sobriety chip. Maybe.
Harsh but hilarious, and in many case, true hahahaha… my wife has a BA and two AS degrees and went to 2001-2004 with me so that’s kind of an anomaly… but the anomaly juggalos are the coolest ones I think. But even juggalettes with GEDs and a fat ass with a gentle soul are cool to me. Or a fat soul with a gentle ass, even.
Haha “virgin surgeon”
4:24 pm
March 30, 2013
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Telly reminds me of Scottie D, I don’t know why though.
4:38 pm
January 3, 2013
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I don’t think it’s right to show someone respect just because of their genitals, vagina or otherwise. Respect is earned by being respectful, not by demanding it and subscribing to a “with us or against philosophy”, that will just bring further resentment. People will feel like you’re making them out to be the enemy just because they either disagree or are indifferent. If those girls want to show their titties, then they have every right to, just like you have every right to organize this movement. The juggalo community is always gonna be misogynistic, what do you expect from a fan base that loves to hear such classics as blacken your eyes, fuck on the first date, another love song, bitches etc? Hell, Hip-Hop as a genre will always be misogynistic. I support what you’re doing, and I wish you the best, but I just don’t think it’ll work, especially at the Gathering, where debauchery reigns supreme.
by the way, pat, you’re a funny motherfucker.
4:50 pm
November 30, 2012
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Thanks homie.
Scottie D is nowhere near as bad as Telly was man. Scottie doesn’t bother me, then again, i’ve never heard him talk. He’s too busy with wowzser respectin them tig ol’ biddies. She’s got some big floppy jugs.
4:56 pm
July 15, 2013
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great idea lette….but befor you take back “miss Juggalette”, you might want to define “Juggalette” for some women……80% of chicks at the Gathering are not “Lettes” anymore….it is filled with “Showgirls”, Lo-Hoes, and Party Favors…..the showgirls only come there to get their pictures taken to be in magazines and make bands look good……the Lo-hoes are the chicks that claim they are down and fuck you and all the dudes in their crew and build a collection of merch dating juggalos….the party favors are the chicks that go to shows and Gatherings to do drugs and get fucked……
a REAL juggalette, would have busted Ron Jeremy in his mouth and powerbombed the Suckalette with the mic…..REAL juggalettes don’t get in these comps where being a slut is dope….they sit with their LO and make fun of these Skinny chicks fuckin each other with Popsicles….and if Psychopathic REALLY cared they would stop filling Hatchetgear with Skinny ass slut wear….the Average Lette CANNOT and WILLNOT wear a size 1….all this said, I’m completely behind your movement Lette.
5:39 pm
April 13, 2012
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who put this bitch in charge ?
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5:41 pm
November 30, 2012
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I think it was Scottie D, he says a lot of things he later regrets while floppin around her funbags. Hell, I wanna flop around her funbags.
11:34 pm
April 13, 2012
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Scottie D basically works 4 psy. ! they tell Scottie 2 jump and he be how high ! Joe !
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