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11:24 pm
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May 22, 2012
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[Scruffy: I am curious about your Higgs Boson joke. Probably no one even knows what it is, so what's the harm in two jokes that nobody will get?]
it was…
jumpsteady discovered the higgs boson while fixing his microwave.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:54 pm
July 27, 2012
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The hatchet man is actually running away from Jumpsteady.
Jumpsteady is multilangual. He can speak English, Spanish, French, Mandorin, Gaelic and Korean. At once.
Ron Jeremy wishes his dick was as big as Jumpsteady's.
C'thulu and the old ones don't inhabit this realm because they're afraid to be in the same dimension as Jumpsteady.
[Yours seems more plausible. So there's that]
11:59 pm
July 27, 2012
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Esham bit Jumpsteady.
Obligatory.
12:08 am
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May 22, 2012
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jumpsteady hires assassins to come after him randomly, to stay in practice.
monsters tell their children, 'theres no such thing as jumpsteady, now go to bed.' then they are mysteriously murdered in their sleep.
factoid: according to the new york times archives, 60% of articles containing the word 'jumpsteady' also contain the phrase 'no survivors.'
[its getting tough to come up with three of these at a time…]
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:12 am
May 26, 2012
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Little known fact …. If you fast forward the movie Bruce Almighty … You will find that Morgan Freeman actually played the part of Jumpsteady. True story.
The only reason Apple called the IPhone the IPhone is because Jumpsteady was already trademarked.
12:24 am
May 26, 2012
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Hurricane Katrina would have been called Hurricane Jumpsteady if it had been a male name year.
Mr T modeled Clubber Lang after Jumpsteady, they met in Chicago back in 82 …
Side note
.. I have known what the Higgs Boson was since they started building the collider.
12:29 am
July 27, 2012
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Anne Frank was actually hiding from Jumpsteady.
Coincedentally, Hitler's body count still wasn't as high as Jumpsteady's, and commited suicide in frustration, never being able to come out of Jump's shadow.
Jason Vorhees writes Jumpsteady fanfiction.
Jumpsteady can lift Mjolnir.
MC Hammer can't touch Jumpsteady.
Yeah, it's getting harder.
12:39 am
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May 22, 2012
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jumpsteady can pick a lock with his neck.
the doctor that delivered jumpsteady made the mistake of swatting him. jumpsteady garroted him with the umbilical cord, then got the nurses digits.
jumpsteady graduated early from SEAL school.
some scientists believe that billions of years from now, the universe will collapse back to a single point. others believe that it will continue to expand until all energy sources are extinguished. either way, it wont matter to anybody but jumpsteady.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:39 am
May 26, 2012
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It was Jumpsteady that actually held Rob Van Winkle out that window.
It was Jumpsteady that shot Bambis mother.
If you say Jumpsteady into a mirror three times … Nothing will happen. But the next morning your throat will be sore from all that phresh ness leaking out.
12:44 am
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May 22, 2012
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It was Jumpsteady that shot Bambis mother.
damn, theres another one off my list. you guys have timing.
mystic shamans all over the world visit jumpsteady. not for wisdom, they just wanna be cool.
dr. mindbender has been trying to get jumpsteadys dna for 25 years.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:54 am
May 26, 2012
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Damn son .. You broke out Dr Mindbender on us.
12:56 am
July 27, 2012
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Jumpsteady is America's leading nuclear deterrant.
In Soviet Russia, Jumpsteady still fucks your shit up.
Jumpsteady not only won gold medals in every omympic sport, he also took the bronze and silvers. They're considering creating a platinum medal for the occasion.
Jumpsteady took a chunk of Tyson's ear. And then decked him 'cause he tasted awful.
Jumpsteady made Charlie Sheen lose.
1:04 am
July 27, 2012
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Jumpsteady knows how magnets work.
Shaggy doesn't believe him and continues to be irate.
I'm done, I have places to be in the morning.
1:15 am
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May 22, 2012
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just to put us over 100…
jumpsteady burned rome. i mean, like, last week.
his personalized plate reads, 'shit, bitch, you aint even pullin ME over'
your girlfriend secretly fucks jumpsteady. i can say that confidently because everybodys girlfriend secretly fucks jumpsteady.
i actually have nowhere to be until wednesday, but this is making my brain hurt now… someone else can come in for the next dozen.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
1:19 am
The Big Bang happened when Jumpsteady lost his virginity.
Wanna know how the Joker got his scars? He fucked with Jumpsteady.
Jumpsteady taught Violent J how magnets work.
King Gordy's horns were really once Jumpsteady's pubes.
You know how Tech N9ne spiked his hair? He thought of Jumpsteady.
Atheists don't believe in any gods other than Jumpsteady.
Jumpsteady shot the sheriff and the deputy.
Jumpsteady took the cookies from the cookie jar.
You know the all seeing eye on top of the pyramid? That's Jumpsteady keeping an eye on his money.
When Jeckal drops ball, Jumpsteady doesn't die.
The Mighty Death Pop is the sound of Jumpsteady's punch.
Jumpsteady held Awesome Dre back, just to prove him wrong.
When Violent J wrote fuck the world, Jumpsteady was the only one who said fuck you back. (listen to the song)
1:23 am
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May 22, 2012
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yeah, like that.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
1:27 am
Jumpsteady played the Saxophone in Careless Whisper.
People call fucking multiple women 'pulling a Black Dynamite'. Black Dynamite calls fucking multiple women 'pulling a Jumpsteady'.
Jumpsteady is the only one on Psychopathic who is not afraid of the word 'nigger', he just chooses not to say it.
1:39 am
July 14, 2012
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Jumpsteady wrote the bible and is in fact God, he just needed a street name to fit in.
People think the titanic got suck by a iceberg it was in fact jumpsteady playing marco polo out in the ocean.
He also taught the caveman to make fire.
Jumpsteady once encountered a bitch so big nobody would fuck her, so he did what any respectful ninja would do and flipped through the fat rolls till he found one that smelled like shit then turned back a roll. what a guy. mcl
1:42 am
They didn't include Jumpsteady in the expendables because they didn't want to make the other actors look bad.
Kurt Cobain was inspired by Jumpsteady, and drugs, but mostly Jumpsteady.
Duke Nukem is the less manly version of Jumpsteady.
Vanilla Ice is only vanilla now, Jumpsteady melts ice.
What happened to Greeze E.? He fucked with Jumpsteady.
Where's Waldo? Hiding from Jumpsteady.
Mr. T pities a fool, Jumpsteady pities Mr. T.
BYW says “don't try this at home, unless you're Jumpsteady”.
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