scruffy said: 

once, on a visit to a sewage treatment plant, jumpsteady correctly identified his own excrement.  the man knows his shit. 

 that by far is the best jumpsteady line ive ever heard..props

I heard he was supposed to be was supposed to play the Hulk in avengers … But he was busy saving orphans from burning buildings.

I heard he was so ahead of his time that his parents haven’t met yet.

The super balls is actually about Jumpsteady .. But they changed his name because it didn’t rhyme. Nah baby nah.

Purely speculation that he pisses gold dust and shits diamonds. Cause ya know … Some of these days be shiny diamonds.

Ya know the song crystal ball? Well that’s actually Jumpsteady’s Crystal ball .. J asked if he could use it for a song. Jumpsteady simply replied “it’s alright”

Anybody Killa took his name from Jumpsteady … Same way Rick Ross took his.

Ya know the song Momma said knock you out? Well the rest of that line was originally momma said knock you out … Or you have to fight Jumpsteady.

Jumpsteady killed Bin Laden. With a paperclip.

Jumpsteady gave Chuck Norris his beard as a Christmass present.

Rob Bruce put a black man in the white house.

And he can make the square peg fit in the round hole.

Bruce Lee’s life goal was to defeat Jumpsteady in a fight to the death. Based on which of the two combatants is still alive, we can draw our own conclusion as to who was the victor.

Voldemort refuses to utter Jumpsteady’s name, instead referring to him as “he who shall not be fucked with”.

Chuck Norris spends most of his time on the internet looking up Jumpsteady jokes.

The Dos Equis guy doesn't always gank Rob's title as most interesting man in the world, but when he does, he makes sure he's at least three states away.

The necronomicon is actually a plagarism of Jumpsteady's dream journal.

Jumpsteady also solved the irrational number, pi. The answer was pumpkin.

If Jumpsteady were to fuck a hooker, she would pay him. But since Jump's a faithful husband and family man, he would politely decline the solicitation and assist the hooker in finding a legitimate occupation after slapping her pimp into submition.

Jumpsteady became a paramedic only to revive his victims, so he could kill them a second time.

Jumpsteady wrote what was undeniably the most hilarious 'yo momma' joke ever to exist, but refuses to tell it because he's too classy for that shit.

Crystal meth is addicted to Jumpsteady.

Jumpsteady is a classically trained actor, specializing in silent film. He's won seven oscars, appearing in two films, with zero lines of diologue.

When Jumpsteady was a child, he played Eye Spy and found the Higgs Boson particle.

The Aurora CO victims asked to see Jumpsteady, but they had to settle for a visit from Christian Bail because Rob was bussy dissarming the shooter's apartment with a pair of tweezers.

Are there enough jokes to classify Jumpsteady as an internet meme yet?