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TWIZTID-this should be posted in the mainstream forum, thats where they wanna be anyway
August 26, 2013
10:13 am
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By the way, @cabal, you're not the middle east. You're Canada. Sorry to break it to you. You're the exact polar fucking opposite. We buy millions of barrels of oil a week from the middle east, unfortunately, so we'd be just fine and nobody would even know the difference if you cut us off. And if we really felt like it, and wanted to take your oil, we would. Because, you know, we have an army and you don't. Not one that's worth mentioning anyway. Sorry again, but you guys just aren't a threat. At all. Not even slightly. If we wanted to, we could send Nebraska to attack Canada and it would be over by dinner time. No offense, I like you and everything, you're just WAY the fuck off on this one.

August 26, 2013
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patjoyce said
By the way, @cabal, you're not the middle east. You're Canada. Sorry to break it to you. You're the exact polar fucking opposite. We buy millions of barrels of oil a week from the middle east, unfortunately, so we'd be just fine and nobody would even know the difference if you cut us off.

 

Uh. Might want to do some fact checking on that one, man.

http://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/.....7&t=6

 

Canada supplies us with 28% of our oil. That's more than double the next highest, which is Saudi Arabia.

 

I think the fact that this is even some sort of discussion is ludicrous, but the fact remains: there's no need for tough talk here. We are absolutely dependent on Canada for oil. Them cutting us off would be catastrophic.

August 26, 2013
12:52 pm
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Also; how the fuck is this relevant, again?

August 26, 2013
12:53 pm
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Drill alaska.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

August 26, 2013
9:19 pm
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It's not relevant, i'm arguing with thealmightytroll. It's our argument, you don't have to read it or be a part of it in any way. We didn't invite you into it, and we won't miss you when you're gone. No offense, just stay the fuck out of it if you don't find it relevant. It's real simple to do, even a Canadian could do it.

August 26, 2013
10:12 pm
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LTB said
Drill alaska.

Find another energy source so we don't have our dick in our hands if someone cuts us off of dead dinosaur carcasses.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 26, 2013
10:54 pm
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First off, the oil industry has tons of land they are permitted to drill on here on our own soil, they just won't use it.
Learned that with my school project on fracking.

August 26, 2013
11:07 pm
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this is true, we don't drill for oil in the United States. I'm not exactly sure why so i'm not going to act like I do. Good point Lucem, points for effort. You have won a pack of Sno-Balls and a bowl of sherbet of any flavor of your choice. I recommend rainbow sherbet, that way you don't miss out on any of the sherbert freshness. But hey,it's your dessert, it's up to you, not me. I would totally get the rainbow sherbert though, just sayin'.

August 26, 2013
11:11 pm
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be grateful the judges liked your comment Lucem, you could've ended up with some poutine bullshit. Poutine is some bullshit, what a way to fuck up french fries. If it's not chili, cheese, or ketchup, don't put it on there. What the fuck dude, i'm tellin' ya. But I digress, and poorly at that. You have won sherbert Lucem, no need to worry about the shitty ass poutine, otherwise known as fucked up disgusting french fries.

August 26, 2013
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@Joyce Da 5'9" we have tons of safety regulations and the oil industries likes taking short cuts so they drill else where.
Not only that but since the oil spill in the gulf people have been against drilling at home.
But we are taxing them for land they don't use.

August 27, 2013
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@OCJ_Brendan we do have alternative fuels, but the situation is like butt sex or fucking a virgin vagina.

We can't just thrust our huge throbbing alternative fuels into the tight sensative virgin economy. It will hurt the economy and we don't want to hurt the economy, especially when it's in a fragile state. We want to be gentle with the economy, we want to make the economy feel good. We must slowly introduce our alternative fuels into the economy to get it used to the alternative fuels. Let it slowly adjust, stretch it out wider and let it loosen up a bit. Tons of jobs depend on fossil fuels. We have to get the people who's jobs depend on fossil fuels ready for alternative fuels or we might wind up totally fucking our selves over. It should be atleast a 10 year process. Once the economy is ready, we can eventually start going a little faster and a little deeper until we all orgasm in environmentally safe economic growth. We don't want to fuck the economy, we want to make love with it.

August 27, 2013
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patjoyce said
It's not relevant, i'm arguing with thealmightytroll. It's our argument, you don't have to read it or be a part of it in any way. We didn't invite you into it, and we won't miss you when you're gone. No offense, just stay the fuck out of it if you don't find it relevant. It's real simple to do, even a Canadian could do it.

It was a joke, man.

 

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August 27, 2013
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Lucem Ferre said
@OCJ_Brendan we do have alternative fuels, but the situation is like butt sex or fucking a virgin vagina.

We can't just thrust our huge throbbing alternative fuels into the tight sensative virgin economy. It will hurt the economy and we don't want to hurt the economy, especially when it's in a fragile state. We want to be gentle with the economy, we want to make the economy feel good. We must slowly introduce our alternative fuels into the economy to get it used to the alternative fuels. Let it slowly adjust, stretch it out wider and let it loosen up a bit. Tons of jobs depend on fossil fuels. We have to get the people who's jobs depend on fossil fuels ready for alternative fuels or we might wind up totally fucking our selves over. It should be atleast a 10 year process. Once the economy is ready, we can eventually start going a little faster and a little deeper until we all orgasm in environmentally safe economic growth. We don't want to fuck the economy, we want to make love with it.

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August 27, 2013
7:39 am
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@daffy, sorry for the confusion. My tits are calm, thank you.

August 27, 2013
10:04 am
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Ur tits r never calm joyce they are angry and they hate u for being bigger then most girls u lay wit n for letting the b fondled n sucked on.

August 27, 2013
12:00 pm
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Hi Barocko, how's the ghetto treating you? Nice to see that you still haven't washed your clothes. I know, I know, laundromats are expensive, and I know that a washer/dryer is not within your means. What with buying crack for your mom and all, it's a miracle you can afford nearly anything. Tell her you're tired of it barocko, tell her to go suck some dick for a change. You need to wash your goddamn clothes, you look ridiculous. Anyways, it's nice to see that your spelling has improved, even if you have to resort to using one or two letters of the actual word. These are known as abbreviations, or text language, and we are all grateful that you have successfully learned them, as we can now all understand you. It's a relief and saves my brain power to think about the important things in life, which certainly don't include you. Anyways, i'll tell you the same thing I told the other illiterate retard, lookat my picture, i'm not fat anymore. No tits either dipshit, I know that this depresses you, as fat jokes were the only comebacks that you ever had, even if they weren't amusing or spelled correctly. Sorry i had to lose weight, maybe you can think up some white jokes, or insults for those of us who are successful and have college degrees. You can get into college too barocko, as dogshit dumb as you are it is in fact possible. How you ask? It's called affirmative action, and it was started by another nigger so niggers like yourself can have a chance at a school that wouldn't accept you due to the fact that you are in reality illiterate and doing things such as reading and writing were really not your forte. (See, I used a ghetto word to help you understand. How nice of me). Now, staying in college and actually graduating with a degree, well, the chances of that are slim to none, i'm not going to lie to you. But you'll still get to go, they would even give your poor ass a meal plan! Wow! Anyways fucknuts, I have to go back to work, but it was fun belittling you and your people once again. Have a nice day.

August 27, 2013
12:41 pm
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Dont get it twiztid joy cee ur moms is my best seller. Its a fact the ghettos round here passed a law not to sell to our community ne more. So all my cilents are probably blood related to ur knuckle draggin relatives. Whites is all i seel too. N my cousins in prison lett me kno ur dad sucks hella dick for dope. So its funny how u project ur own negative points of life on to everybody else in the forum. I remeber when u used to heckle warlck on hos lawn mowin skill which in turth u were jus jealous because u arent able to do a hard days work in the sun without a diphibulator to keep ur heart from givin out on u. Either way u should come back to reality n stop sound like fox news all the time. I thnk the best thing u could do for the greater good of the worl is to actully find a lady to like u n not make u pay for neden. I dont give a fuck either way. jus hate to hearing bout these working girls get so sad by makin a buck n o yea speakin of workin girls tell ya sister to keep hidin cuz when i find her with or without my money im takin it out her ass

August 27, 2013
12:45 pm
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Hahaha jus cuz u lost weight dont mean u dont got saggy bitch tits ne more jus mean they dont fill out like they used to. N ur tellin me ur a grown skinny man wit strech makrs hahahahaha nuff said thanks for tha laugh joy cee b sure to get a push up when u go out

August 27, 2013
12:58 pm
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See what happens? Do you see barocko? I praise you for your spelling and it all goes to shit again. You're going to waste your affirmative action quicker than all the other monkeys, I can see that. Dude, what took you so long? I could see that you were browsing this page for about 45 minutes before you responded. I can only assume that you were spending your time trying to find the correct spelling of diphibulator (your spelling there), which you spelled wrong. Man, first Jesse Jackson's monkey son gets sent to jail, now this? He has enough on his plate right now, you know, with the whole "keep hope alive thing" looking bleaker by the day and all. Now you have to make affirmative action seem even worse than it was yesterday, and that's pretty bad!!! Oh well, at least it keeps some of you niggers off the street. Anyways, my parents are both dead, I've told you this before and you have forgotten numerous times. I don't expect it to stick in your feeble little mind this time either, so when the next barrage of unimaginative parent jokes turns up on this forum, I won't be too surprised barocko. I could resort to childish 5th grade parent jokes like yourself, but only half of them would work, seeing as you have no idea as to who your father is. Don't let it bother you, i'm sure you're better off not knowing who the monkey was that impregnated your mom. Don't feel bad barocko, I don't know who he is either!!! See? We do have something in common. Neither one of us has any idea who your dad is. All we know is he was black and unsuccessful. Probably can't spell either.I also have a girlfriend, and don't have to pay for sex, although I find nothing wrong with the people who do. It certainly beats raping somebody, which you just threatened to do (I think). Kinda hard to decipher there. Speaking of rape, that is exactly what you do to the English language. Go play some basketball barocko, you're out of your element, once again, trying to go toe to toe with me. Don't bother getting back with "When I see you threats" either, as they won't be taken seriously. Just....go play some basketball.

August 27, 2013
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Once again, no tits. No stretch marks either el negro. And no, i'm not taking off my shirt to prove it to you. I know, today is just full of disappoints for you barocko. 

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