Old Mr Dangerous said

Reminds me of about ten years back. I was telling a friend how I got my little Mitsubishi Mirage coupe stuck in the mud down by the treeline of these woods by my camper. He immediately said that his Blazer wouldn't have that problem. In minutes I was beside him in his truck, and warned him again "now dont go down that last hump; that's where the underground spring is."

He was stuck in seconds. I even have photos of it somewhere. Mud up to the top of his tires. 

My dad was insanely drunk and tried to pull him out with his four wheeler first then his Toyota pickup. I was in his truck cab above the Blazer at an angle and he was so drunk that for some reason he slammed his Toyota into reverse and (with me in the back) smashed into the back of the Blazer, destroying the windows. I almost was shot out of the back. My dad didnt even remember doing it and was talking shit to me when I told him he destroyed my friend's Blazer. Hours later another guy came and pulled the Blazer out with his Chevy pickup, wisely pulling from the front and avoiding the underground spring area. My dad eventually paid for all of the repairs.  

Getting stuck sucks but a little thought shows that these things can easily be avoided, You even fucking warned him! 
My uncle wanted me to use my truck to push his out. I would have ended up stuck in the mud too, He doesn't think.
Eventually he called a friend with a stronger truck but didn't think to use a chain to get pulled out until I brought it up.

Ah well.  

BritishJuggalettex said
It's nearly 12am here (British time) I'm heading on down for a little midnight munch, a smoke and some craptastic TV! :D  

You mean Gogglebox? Cause if you're talking shit about Countdown we can take this outside. 

Been working a lot. As usual. . . The wife and kids will be flying to NY for their summer visit a week from tomorrow. On the same day, my Phoenix homie from Ny will be visiting for a brief period. Then working a lot again. Then moving all our stuff from this crib to the new place about 10 miles away. June has been busy. Hopefully July and August are more laid back.

I just DM'd a d&d one shot (well two shot, as in it'll take two sessions to complete), where everyone was put into a Colosseum and had to fight in challenges and shit, they got attacked by a gigantic horde of zombies, and had to find the one controlling them hidden among them.

Then an even 3 v 3 (only three players not counting me because everyone is out of town at the moment) fight with some enemies who were based around locking one person down and killing them instantly, but they managed to separate them all so they weren't able to and they just got destroyed.

After that I had one of them get mauled by a demon way stronger than him while the other two tried to solve a puzzle that would disintegrate the demon, but the demon unded up summoning a bunch of other demons and surrounding him, then beating him nearly to death, so when the disintegration happened it ended up hitting all of them and disintegrating the dude. And they had to pay to resurrect him. 

At one point I decided I would try to fuck with them by giving a player the choice between whipping an old woman who used to serve "the god of self sacrifice" or slash their ally twice with a sword. I was expecting at least some moral issue, but then he just picked up the whip and went at it like he'd been waiting his whole fuckin life to kill some random old woman. Apparently his character's got mommy issues. 

workin on that new new..

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Hanging with my old school NY homie who lives in Phoenix now. Brief stone-out. Made tacos. Watching videos. 

I got addicted to youtube unboxing videos 

I must have spent 6 hours this week just watching this fat bald dude open boxes funko pop boxes,amazon return boxes,comic book boxes, wrestling boxes

that's my plan for tonight just watching these videos drinking beer, eating slim jims and smoking blue tuna weed

but Tomorrow night I will be getting drunk in public because it's the night before the greatest holiday of all fucking holidays that's right ninja's Monday is St Jean Baptiste day

also I will be celebrating that Montreal will finally be getting back a MLB team we lost the Expos to Washington back in 1993 but turns out the Tampa Bay Rays can't sell any tickets and they will playing half their games in Montreal soon and possibly rebranding the team to to Ex-Rays get it?? Ex-Rays?? Expos and Rays??

I still think baseball is boring but I will catch some games when they come play here for sure.

anyways im off to watch that fat bald dude open a CGC comic book box

don't have too

Rejean was an asshole man so what if Duke could not jump as far as he did on the commercial??

and yes Rejean is a French Canadian like me so of course he was an asshole

Dropped my homie back off at airport and he made it back to Phoenix. He is one of those people that cannot feel much off of THC edibles. He took over 400mg and was only high briefly. Next time I will have him eat the oil syringes. 

Back to work tomorrow. I have to gradually move our stuff to a storage bin before the end of the month and then move in to the new place. My wife and 2 daughters are in upstate NY for 2 weeks and I am home solo. Got the cat and dog, though. Re-watching "Hereditary" because I'm insane hahah. Having some brews.