Old Mr Dangerous said

How longs it been since youve hung out with your dad? You all talk often? Is it possible stories got messed up somehow and the bad man is a myth? Hope the visit goes well for you all.

Neither the Mrs or I have been on a plane. Weve talked about taking a weekend flight anywhere just to say that weve done it. Bucket list type deal. New York was nice for us to visit, hell if id want to live there. Youve mentioned outskirts being more laid back country. But the landmark places of interest are all busy traffic high priced areas. Fuck all that noise.

Myths as far as things ive read. If their all for sure legit or could be misconstrued by time and recollection. 

Good and brief is why im a loner and we dont have kids. We get her 9yr old neice maybe 3-4 times a year cause im not much of a peopler and less of a childer. Dont get me wrong, i love people and kids. But they dont get me a lot of the time. Its just better not to kid or people...

Drunkalo said
Neither the Mrs or I have been on a plane. Weve talked about taking a weekend flight anywhere just to say that weve done it. Bucket list type deal. New York was nice for us to visit, hell if id want to live there. Youve mentioned outskirts being more laid back country. But the landmark places of interest are all busy traffic high priced areas. Fuck all that noise.

Myths as far as things ive read. If their all for sure legit or could be misconstrued by time and recollection. 

Good and brief is why im a loner and we dont have kids. We get her 9yr old neice maybe 3-4 times a year cause im not much of a peopler and less of a childer. Dont get me wrong, i love people and kids. But they dont get me a lot of the time. Its just better not to kid or people...  

Bitch! Upstate NY is nothing like the island. I've only been to NYC ONCE in my life. Once. 

You must be stupid as fuck to only be able to pin down "busy traffic high priced areas"  . I grew up more rural than anyone I've ever met. I had black bears, possums, badgers, bats, raccoons and such in my house. Fuck you.

Old Mr Dangerous said

You must be stupid as fuck to only be able to pin down "busy traffic high priced areas"  . I grew up more rural than anyone I've ever met. I had black bears, possums, badgers, bats, raccoons and such in my house. Fuck you.  

I dont think you smoked enough crack last night. Better luck today!

Im just saying that those are the only areas most people want to visit. Who the fuck wants to see a New York possum? 

You piece of shit.

I feel like doing something stupid for april fools day, I have an lgbt meeting that I go to that starts at 7 and I'm trying to decide something stupid to do, I wanna be annoying in some way but I can't decide how.

Then when they say "oh iris were so sorry". You can drop trou with your cock and balls tucked way back up in there and with your best ru-paul voice yell "april fools"...

My bad...

Drunkalo said
My bad...  

lmao iss fine

I didn't end up doing anything.

I also didn't realize but there's gonna be a pride parade this weekend, I also might not go to pride with my group because I was told that if I did I couldn't yell at the protesters, and that sounds reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly fun. Also they protest from behind gates, so I can't try and get them to start shit, even thought that'd also be shit tons of fun. Anyways, yeah, that was my gay ass day.

Also I was dissapointed by the lack of good april fool's jokes from companies and news sites, there was some funny ones, but nothing all that special. A few decent memes though.

bozodklown said
Well I made it through hell month here at work. Taco Bell did the audit early last week, then I got 7 days off. Now I'm back and its no longer run around fixing everything for 12 hours a day. Company fully filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy as well, I got my copy of the filing in the mail, I guess they send it to all the employees. Spent about $500 I don't have in the last 2 weeks on tools and such for work, and another $500 on a TV we totally didn't need but am so glad we got lol....  so now the bank is negative.... oops.... And finally found a new weed guy, $175/oz as opposed to the 200 I was spending. And it is better smoke too. So yeah, that's whats new here at the Taco Bell bean plant maintenance department LOL  

Man I hope I can help you out in the near future with the herbage. We have great ounces for $100 out the door and $177 for primo. 

I'm revisiting an old classic; "Half Baked". It was released a day after my birthday in 1998. I went to see it at the mall with my brother. I had not yet smoked herb successfully. I tried to smoke a joint I found in my brother's room but became disinterested. Then I toke a black bowl with a dragon on it with both my brothers and got a racing heart and blacked out for a minute during the movie "Money Talks". Suddenly it was the climax of the film and I didnt remember the entire middle section. So I didnt get "high", per se. But something psychoactive did occur..... back to seeing "Half Baked"... I loved the humor but didnt understand a lot of the weed jokes, as I was still basically clueless about it. So when we left the theatre we ran into these jock fellas and my brother knew the one guy Greg. We ended up across the road at a random picnic table by a bank. They all passed a metal bowl around. I remember when the bowl came to me, the Greg fellow asked my brother "does he-?". And my brother replied "not yet". Loll.... I didnt partake as far as I can remember that day... but I did get into it very soon after. Been toking 23 years now. And it pays my bills now. Legally. Fuck off!!

So I'm revisiting the movie I saw in theatres and it's still funny.

My favorite "blink or you'll miss it" dialogue:

About to spend the day in Manhattan partying then seeing DMX later tonight.