It was January-ish. Winter. Cold out. I use to work at a grocery store at the time and a co-worker was talking about trying to do something that night. I mentioned going to the strip club and he was down. So after our shift, I went home got dressed and all and went over to pick him up. He's never been down in the city, he's clueless of the area, he's never been down there before. So we get down there to the place and I parked my car in an empty parking lot behind the place behind a factory. Few other cars were there, there was a Lowes and several other stores in this lot.

The strip club was alright cause titties and booty are always nice but the co-worker got a little more than that night. This old Hawaiian miss is eyeballing him and is all grinding up on the dude and hes just nutting himself standing there. I'm over sitting where we were at and I see him go off into the closed doors area. Sitting here for 20min and he comes back cheesing. Told me he got a hanny for a 100 bones. A covered hanny too. Dudes in love. We were there for a few hours.

Place is letting out, everyones leaving, we're leaving. Dudes still cheesing. We walk back to where my car was located. Nothing. Shattered glass from where it was parked. Dudes smiles gone. I called the police and they came to my location within minutes. Drove us to where my car was, a few blocks parked out front of some factory. All bashed up, back driver window gone. Big scratch on the other side. Detective showed me 3 parked cars that were involved. A van, work van, and some other car. Police officer escorts us to the precinct and we're sitting here for over an hour. 

A police officer calls me up and I guess introduces me to the hostage. Dude said he had a gun and demanded he get inside and ladi-dadi and he got in and all. He was alright, not harmed just a little shaken up. Police officer is asking me questions and all. It was some ginger that stole my car and he fled the scene. My steering hose had a hole in it so turning this car was a workout. The thief had a hard time controlling the car which led to the 3 cars being hit. He stole my CD's that were in the trunk and shattered my ash tray all over the floor, which had some change in there. I was upset he took my CD's cause that was my goldmine of good shit. I'll never own http://WWW.COM, GodLike, Multikillionaire, NOfThaWorld, and Doubelieve ever again and I punch myself in the balls for having the CD cases in storage, which I don't have no more. I had a bunch of Eshams older stuff. Some Hendrix, Twiztid, Rydas, some shit I cherished really. That was all over the floor. How did he hot wire my car? Broke off the ignition plastic covering and used a screw driver to start it. There was something that you could push down in the ignition to start the car and that's all you needed to keep it running.

My co-worker paid for the taxi ride home. Cab driver took the fucking long way home. Took us through the city instead of just hopping onto I95. Hit every other fucking light. The bill was close to $100 though.

I got my car back eventually through a month of going back and forth with the people at the car lot. Got it back, it was a windy ride home with no back window. Put a box over it and taped it up for the time being. Had to use that car too for the next several months cause I didn't have anything else really. Than the brake lines went but that's when I got a new car.

Shit happens.