I took a dump on some guy's porch earlier he came out his door and kicked my ass man!

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Might be a beat up diaphragm in your microphone. I would expect something along those lines... Assuming there were no other changes in your set up. I don't know much about interfaces, I'll try to look up the stats on your unit later tonight. The best way to pin it down, is to test your equipment independent of itself. Try your mic in something else, even if that means running up in bestbuy and "testing" a floor unit. Then test your interface, I'm not sure what type of inputs you have or testing options, but with only two pieces in the path, it shouldn't be hard to find out what is giving you problems... I would hope.

What software to you record with? I assume you do all your mixing, effects, compression, etc. on your computer. You should scan craigslist if you can for good deals on dedicated hardware for these kinds of things. They can make a world of difference in my opinion. Especially compression. Good luck, keep me posted.

i use pro tools 7 LE.. im flat broke.. wont be able to afford much let alone a mixer for awhile if thats what youre referring to.. idk.. seemed to work fine last night.. 

damn man.. that does suck.. i only roll with burnt cd's in the car..

Ok I got some things now lol. Firstly, I got my hours cut at my full time job (i also have a part time, hence the specification) for accepting a counterfit 100 dollar bill and accepting an ohio lottery ticket (which my gas station can't do I guess) and was told the only reason I wasnt fired was because I'm a hard worker. This has made my paychecks about 200 dollars lighter and that'll barely cover electricity and comcast, leaving me no money for gas or leisure. Also, my ABS is going out so my brakes are gonna be fucked soon, and winters coming up. (Fucked brakes + ice...not good) i won't be able to pay for that, so I'm gonna have to beg my dad for money, again. I alrwady owe him 650 bucks for a new muffler and tires.

and also, less importantly but infinitely more painful, I had the brilliant idea to have my  mom, a nurse, lance an abcess on my thigh about the size of a ping pong ball with an exacto knife while she was intoxicated. Cus i cant pay for no doctors visits. And i had no pain killers, so basically just sat their chomping on a wash wrag screaming bloody murder into it while she clumsy made three incisions before finally actually reaching the pus pocket. Which she had to cut about half an inch deep into my thigh to reach. Fuckin sucked. (I gott some anti biotics and neosporin so hopefully it wont get more infected) 

The Watermark, or several different identification markings on the bill.  That and every cash register at my store has a marker to test bills.  It sucks LTB but roll with the punches homie, I got grifted by a customer once for 150 bucks once, but luckily I thought something was off directly after he left, had my register audited and didn't lose my job.  I did get my hours cut for a bit but they forgot about it a month or two later.  Itll get better homie

Ive heard there are Squatches on them therre hills too...

On a related note a cussy gave me a 100 dollar bill that looked like this the other day...almost didnt get his shit by cracky till i figured it out.  Here it is 

Weird huh.  Well not to you Canuks your money is plastic now...it doesn't even look like money anymore.

But alas young Jedi 

LTB said

I had the brilliant idea to have my  mom, a nurse, lance an abcess on my thigh about the size of a ping pong ball with an exacto knife while she was intoxicated.

I offer no insights on this one because you wished it upon yourself.  Hindsight being 20 20 I dont think my vision is fucked up enough to think that is a good idea before, during, or after the fact.  

You do have my sympathies however, that shit must suck.

They used to make Kalonopins that tasted like Cherry and dissolved on your tounge thereby making it waaaaay to easy to ingest a fistful of them...good times waking up on peoples floors and not having a clue how you got there...

If you had said it like that the first time, you mighta gotten a little more shit, but more sympathy as well...I know your only 19 or so now, but trust me learning to say no to your drunk mom with an exacto knife is a skill I had in tow by around 14 or whenever I got bigger then her.  Different circumstances those were however im digressing...

Chalk that up to the live and learn pile and thats about all Ive got there big lil homie...Id mail you some PCs but we all know that's a federal crime and I like you just a little bit less then it would take to cross that line...depending on the circumstances...im digressing again im too high for this...