Mercenaries? We have private military companies, like Black Water but they have nothing to do with out actual standing military. it’s actually illegal by U.N. sanctions for PMC’s or “mercenaries” and legitimate militaries to directly operate together or aid each other. Which has gotten a lot of guys on the same side killed. No sir, the U.S. military is not made of merc’s in any way. That being said most merc’s are U.S. military vets. Easy mistake.

@ocj_brendan ys it super hard to believe i lived out in colorado??? do i actually have to like post information here proving that i lived out there??? i grew up in massachusetts then i moved out to colorado for college for one semester and it didn’t work out for me bcuz im used to people being assholes and everyone out there just has completely different manners and ways of talking….i mean when people move way across the country i hear and have seen them have tremendously hard times fitting in as opposed to moving across a state….i mean i wouldve figured what i have said to have been perfectly believable and sensible and masshole is just a nickname fuckin google image search that shit u wouldnt believe how much shit there is with that word…mmfcl yall

im a masshole and that was my nickname out in colorado, pple thot it was mad funny out there

novocaine said
West aussies are called sand gropers… but i have no clue what that means lol

 

QLD – Banana benders

Victorians – dickheads

Tasmanians – inbreds

 

there the only state related nick names i know lol

@novocaine yo dats mad interesting dude see thats what i meant earlier i love finding this shit out about foreign english speaking peoples young life scene like this slang….

oh and

Sandgroper : a person from Western Australia

http://www.koalanet.com.au/aus…..slang.html

we are a hard rock country through and through. i cop shit on a daily basis for listening to hip hop.

we have aussie hip hop but its very eclectic – check out hilltop hoods, thats prolli our most famous aussie group.

aussies can be real racist, and its mostly against indians/ asians. and we are super racist against our blacks, but they deserve it so its ok.

americans = seppos :D

(hint: because your all full of shit (Septic tank))

dont let that deter you from coming for a visit we are an awesome country adn most people are very laid back and relaxed.

I live in the most ‘country’ state in the country, we are a state full of farmers and miners. we are men of the soil and all that rabble.

personally i hate teh country with a pasion, cos when i come back to the city im cleaning red dirt out of places where dirt should NEVER be.

OCJ_Brendan said

yaboiron said
im a masshole and that was my nickname out in colorado, pple thot it was mad funny out there

haha I was being sarcastic about you coming off abrasive…i guess the sarcasm was above ya noggin its all good homie

i dont think sarcasm translates very well on the interwebs.

thats was meant to sound sarcastic just so you know…. lol

2:06pm friday afternoon

im supposed to be finishing end of month paperwork, but all i can muster is teh energy to bang my head on the table in the hopes i split my face open and get to go home early.

that and im hungry like a motherfucker. i could kill someone for a good cheeseburger.

not sitting on your ass you wont lol

i cant drink energy drinks much anymore, if im not doing something when i have i get real crook. and with my job i spend most of my days sitting on my ass hahaha.

stay away from middle management kids, it makes you fat!

i walk the dog at leasst once a day and twice on weekends and i got a few bits of gym equipment in my garage but its never enough hahah.

i havent eaten from a gas station in years, stuff there is nasty as hell.

i want burritos for dinner. but good burritos are like a 90 minute drive away in perth.

i tried swimming a few weeks ago when my pool was starting to overflow from all the raid we’d had recently. (everyone in australia has a pool btw hahah) 

i broke a 300$ watch i was wearing, and nearly got hypothermia cos the fucking water was like 1 degree lol.

And i could have avoided a trip to the doctors if id not been too lazy to spend an hour backwashing the pool hahaha.

Worst tiem i ever had was cleaning the pool at 530am and my dumbass dog pushed past me and knocked me into the pool, that sucked hahaha

and with the samiwches thing, its prolli the ecoli running rampant through your system hahah

LTB said
Mmm….ecoli….on the topic of dogs do y’all keep dingos as pets?

ive known people whove had them as pets out in the bush, but they aint domestic animals. i wouldnt ever want a dingo in my home, itd be like keeping a pet grizzly bear.

Ive got an english bulldog named Boris haha.

I stayed out in the country for a while when i was youngert and single and the dude i lived with had 2 kangaroos as pets, but its the same as dingoes, kangaroos are dangerous as fuck.i seen one dude have half his face ripped off by a roo before, it was unpleasant.