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October 8, 2014
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How do you get 500 babies in a trunk?

Grind them up!

How do you get them out?

TOSTITOES!!!!

October 9, 2014
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why are black people afraid of chain-saws?

cause when you pull the coard it goes “RUN niga niga niga, Run niga niga niga”

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

October 9, 2014
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Why’d the chicken cross the road?

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October 10, 2014
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Because smack was trying to fuck the chicken? 

October 10, 2014
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Why do black people hate country music?

Everytime they hear there’s a ho down they think somebody shot their sister.

twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Because smack was trying to fuck the chicken? 

Why did smack cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

 

May this thread never die ninjas…..

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October 10, 2014
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Have you ever noticed that it’s only ‘perfect’ people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
“He was the perfect son” or “She was the perfect daughter.”
“Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family.”
“They died together, the perfect couple till the end.”
Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.
Kind of makes me immortal.

 

The biggest downside of sudden unexpected death is being unable to delete your Internet search history.

October 10, 2014
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Rocky Dennis walks into a bar

Bartender says “why the long face”

October 10, 2014
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How do you seat 4 fags on a bar stool? Turn it upside down.

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Whats better than winning the silver medal in the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

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how do you get a fag to fuck a woman??

take a shit in her cunt

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THE ALMIGHTY SMACK

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