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12:24 pm
July 15, 2012
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Was this the best thread I’ve made or what?
12:32 pm
May 29, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Was this the best thread I’ve made or what?
It hasn’t descended into poopy vagina farts yet, and we even made it past page one. So yes, it is.
so this ship is sailing around the ocean back in the 1600’s and the guy in the crow’s nest runs down and says “captain! Captain! Enemy ship spotted to the east” the captain puffs out his chest and calmly responds “bring me my red shirt” so the guy goes and gets the shirt and the captain put it on. The battle rages for several hours and when it’s finally over the guy asks his captain “so, before the battle, why’d you have me bring you your red shirt?” The captain grins and responds “so that if I were have to been shot, the men wouldn’t have seen the blood and become discouraged” suddenly the conversation is interrupted by another look-out “captain captain! 20 more enemy ships approaching on all the sides!” The captain sits silent then replies “bring me my brown pants.”
i love that joke, even if it is absurdly long.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
12:51 pm
July 15, 2012
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MacGruber was a great thread. And thank you ltb for remembering the vagina part.
2:29 pm
July 11, 2012
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?
A zit waits till puberty to come on a boys face
stay classy san diego
5:58 pm
May 4, 2014
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12:40 pm
March 30, 2013
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My lifes sick like queef farts morbid
Cut queers into sweetarts morbid
Bustin shots at retards morbid
Wheelchairs smashed like Earnhardt morbid
I didn’t feel like finding the old thread.
Guess ill tell a joke…. whats black and white and red all.over?
A psychopathic artist in.a blender.
12:43 pm
July 15, 2012
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Knock knock
12:48 pm
February 24, 2014
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What is smarter than a talking bird? A spelling Bee
when does it rain money? when theres a change in weather
Guess who had laffy taffy todayyyyy.
this guy
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:49 pm
February 24, 2014
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Knock knock
who dare
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:54 pm
February 24, 2014
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come on yo, its been 5 minutes
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
1:01 pm
February 24, 2014
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this is bullshit. if your gonna come with a knock knock joke, you gotta bring it quick. im out
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
1:07 pm
May 4, 2014
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Not gonna axe u again…
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1:10 pm
February 24, 2014
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I think this fool just nigga knock knocked us…..
(No Racist)
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:25 pm
March 30, 2013
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in motherfucker, there’s niggers on this street!
No racist lol
2:35 pm
July 15, 2012
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Im not good at knock knock jokes
2:44 pm
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May 22, 2012
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tap, tap.
‘whos there? hey, wait a minute… why didnt you knock?’
im using a better grade of gas.
ba dumm tshhh.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
1:57 am
July 15, 2012
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Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers day
4:58 am
January 21, 2014
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
NOTHING, you already told the bitch twice!
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