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10:51 am
July 15, 2012
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A Nigga walks into a store, and buys something.
11:58 am
February 24, 2014
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2 guys walk into a bar…. the 3rd one ducked
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:27 pm
March 30, 2013
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My dad entered my room one day with a serious expression on his face. He said
“Son, you’ve gotta quit playing with yourself; you’ll go blind”
I says “Dad, I’m over here!”
4:26 pm
December 19, 2013
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man what is the difference between a mexican and an elevator?
one can raise a a kid
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
4:45 pm
November 30, 2012
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What’s the difference between the strongest man in the world and a crane? A crane can pick up Randy Gall.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the bottom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
“Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger – why is that?”
“Well,” replies his mum, “that’s because you are black.”
“And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?”
“Well,” replies his mum, “that’s because you are black.”
Then Leroy grins and says “Well, whenever I’m in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises.”
“Well,” replies his mum, “that’s because you are 37.”
5:11 pm
February 14, 2013
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I like this thread.
5:14 pm
January 27, 2014
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So, a baby seal walks into a club…
6:26 pm
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May 22, 2012
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biggest difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
you cant unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
this thread easily could [and probably will] spiral down into the darkest depths of the human soul. like watching two juggalos play a game of whats worse.
maybe we should just reserve it for one-liners like nemos.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:41 pm
March 30, 2013
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Wheneve you hear the words “Rock and Roll”, frpm this point on, you will instead hear “cock and balls”.
For instance, Joan Jett: I love COCK AND BALLS , so put another dime in the jukebox baby…”
KISS: I..want to COCK AND BALLS all niight…
Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your COCK AND BALLS and drift awayyy
7:05 pm
September 22, 2014
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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs ? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Whats the fastest thing moving on land ? Stevie Wonders speedboat
7:24 pm
March 30, 2013
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Here’s another OMD original…
So when I was stationed in Iraq. Got a chance to check out an Iraqi comedy. Gotta love that Sadam Andler.
8:03 pm
December 19, 2013
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what does my weiner and a rubic cube have in common man?
the more you play with it the harder it gets
What does 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time man?
Gang rape
what is gay bald and retarted?
patjoyce
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
8:13 pm
May 4, 2014
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8:34 pm
November 30, 2012
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the_godlike_smack said
LuckyNumbrXIII said
the_godlike_smack said
America
just that word makes me lawl
You know Canada is part of North America, right?
yes and I also know that Brazil is part of South America.
Talk about missing the point completely.
randy gall said
what does my weiner and a rubic cube have in common man?the more you play with it the harder it gets
What does 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time man?
Gang rape
what is gay bald and retarted?
patjoyce
Oh look, Randy make a funny. Not really, but it’s a start. Good one Sketchez.
12:50 am
May 29, 2013
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What do you get when you toss a grenade in a frenchman’s kitchen?
linoleum blown-apart.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
6:55 am
April 4, 2012
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Normally don’t say racist shit, but peep this…
A young black boy is helping his mom cook in the kitchen. She tells him to get the bowl of flour off the counter and he drops it all over him.
He says, “look mom, I’m white”. She smacks him and says, “got tell your older brother you’re fuckin white”!
He goes to his older brother and says, “look bro, I’m white”. The brother smacks him and says, “go tell your father you’re fuckin white”!
He goes to his father and says, “look dad I’m white”. His father smacks him and says, “go tell your grandfather you’re fuckin white”!
He goes to his grandfather and says, “look grandad, I’m white. The grandfather says to the boy, “come here. What can you tell me about being white?”
The little black boy says, “I’ve only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fuckin niggers”…
7:11 am
April 19, 2012
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Did y’all hear about the black guy that died on the highway the other day!?!
He stuck his head out the window to spit and his lips beat him to death
7:43 am
February 24, 2014
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Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Cuz they steal all the green cards
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
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