Notice how quiet KKKlown is when his forum privileges are on the line.

I bet you he’s somewhere itching to write up an all cap bullshit story tying the recent E&J tour cancelation to the illuminati.

First mod to ban him will get a gift card, from me, to either KFC or Popeye’s, whatever they’re personal preference is.

When I was in NOLA I had the best chicken of my life, I reaaaaaaly wish I remember where I was though, We ate out a few times when we were there and it was often just the place that was closest when we were driving around. 

But yeah for the fast food. I love Popeyes, and it trumps KFC in every way. First off I can actually get something for my brothers there. With the shrimp and such. Secondly KFC is heccin SLIMY they call it finger licking good to try to glamorize the fact that whats supposed to be crispy is fucking wet. 

Popeyes has got the better sides too, Cajun mother fucking rice is life. 

Popeyes has the better spices as well. So gooooooooood. 

Popeyes is for real chicken lovers. And shows a little love for other people in case you need to buy 4 your family. Meanwhile KFC is for grease addicts and hics. Don’t get me wrong if there ain’t a popeyes nearby and there’s nowhere else to go there’s nothing wrong with going to KFC, but if you have the choice do yourself a favor and get yourself some delicious spicy chicken from Popeyes.

I wanna get some chicken now. 

Urban chicken recipes > hick recipes

Even your own founder hates your chicken

And I bet his chicken wasn’t that good either, at least not compared to his counterparts.
“You really want this guy making your ideas, you looks like he owns slaves.

Bump, let us never forget, for he will return with tall tales of grandeur and text all capitalised.

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Sorry Karcalla, I gotta make sure we’re talking about what’s important, so, moving on to Nashville chicken, the Nashville recipe is often considered perfected not too long ago by prince’s hot chicken shack, and since then has been a tradition in Nashville, specifically among the african american population, yet again proving they have the best chicken (I want to quickly give a disclaimer that this has nothing to do with race, but rather community, which can be traced back to a variety of factors, including making stuff nobody else in the country was going to, also its more of a joke than anything, anyways, back to something more important than a racist troll, chicken) Nashville hot chicken is some of the hottest chicken to ever gain its level of popularity, and is made a million times worse if you put the pickles on it, because those fuckers made the spice more spicy. Or so I’ve heard, I don’t eat pickles, so I pluck dem off. Nashville chicken is some good shit, if your in to hot stuff like I am. I forgot whatever point I was trying to make. Something something something, chicken.  

Do you know the tale of how Popeye’s got started?

A man named Humphrey Miller was at his wits end and on his last dime after loosing another job for the third time in a single month. His wife was pregnant, again, and this would be his seventh child due. Humphrey was a little slow when it came to book smarts so he dropped out of school in the sixth grade. He met an older gentlemen by chance one day when soliciting himself for handyman work around town.

The oldman told him he needed to have a window on his house repaired and Humphrey agreed to do the work. The oldman showed him what he needed done and left humphrey to the repairs as he jumped inside his pick up truck and headed into town.

Outside and Alone for some time now, Humphrey was finally able to un-wedge the old window open and really start the heart of the repair. Suddenly a woman screams and jumps from under the covers of the bed that occupies the inside room, she is partially nude.

This startles Humphrey looking in from the outside. She demands to know what Humphrey is doing, So he explains to her about the repair work the oldman and him agreed upon, he also reminds her that her left breast is still dangling out, but she begins a tirade of counter questions and let’s it just hang there while doing so.

It wiggles as she tells him she has never met, nor does she know of any older gentleman as Humphrey described in his story. She continues with calling humphrey a complete liar and accuses him of attempting to break into her home.

Humphrey pleads with the woman to believe him, but she shoots down his requests. He begins to slowly back away from the Window and she reaches under her bed and grabs a shotgun. She tells him if he runs, he’s dead. He is panic struck and complies with the woman’s request that he climb threw the window and into her bedroom. 

Now within a foot of the woman, she asks him what are they going to do to remedy this situation? Humphrey stares at her one protruding breast and looks her in the eye. Quickly she drops the gun and demands Humphrey take her on the bed. He rushes in and pounces her on top of the covers and pillows. Her hair blows around from the breeze of the open window behind them.

Humphrey has his hands all over her as he kisses her soft lips. His hand is slowly raising up her nightgown from down below. All of a sudden he stops and jerks his hand away from her pelvic area. He demands to know what the hell that is?

The woman starts laughing. Her soft, high pitch feminine tone becomes a deep bellow as she replies with, ‘Boy, they said you are stupid, but I never would have imagined you are this slow!’ 

Humphrey quickly dismounts her and the bed. The woman stands up in front of him and reaches behind her head. She tugs and a laytex mask moves forward revealing the old man that had hired him.

He laughs and shakes the silicone breast at Humphrey while yelling,

‘I almost had ya boy!’ Then proceeds to blow kisses at him.

Humphrey backs up and actually falls out of the bedroom window he was fixing earlier. ‘Don’t forget your hammer son!’ The old man screams as he lifts up the nightgown and exposes his manhood to Humphrey.

Wait, what the fuck was we talking about again? Oh yea, this is how Popeye’s chicken was created, Fin.

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
…chicken…hot chicken…Something something something, chicken.  

This thread tastes like vagina.

kukluxklown said
FUN GUYS WILL SOON JOIN THE RANKS  

Bout time. I was told there would be clowns…

No, pronounce it “boot”. Like in the sentence “Douchelos get a boot in the ass.”

bozodklown said

kukluxklown said
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SCARED OF A SCREEN NAME THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND..

I’m probably going to regret this… (DON’T ENGAGE!)… But seriously…. If there is a reason for the name and profile pic then I for one would love to know it…. Like its a tribute of some sort to a family member? Fallen friend? Mayhaps it’s a link to your secret contacts at the freemasons/illuminutty/NWO/PSY/MNE/ABC/NBC/MTV/TNT/BBC/DVD/VHS/DSL/A&E/XTC/MP3/THC/GOP/ADD? I have seen you say this a few times among threads now… (Don’t ask me to dig it up because I am still figuring out this forum after like 20 years lol)… and I can’t help but be curious as to what you mean by saying we don’t understand it…. 

 

ANYWHORE!

 

I agree that at the very least a name/avatar change is nesseccary… but that all caps shit has to go too… just hurts my eyes…

 

Popeyes over KFC all day… except back when I was in….. high school?….. and KFC had them Zingers wraps with the fucking orange zinger sauce?!?! Fucking crack rock!!!!!

 

Math Required

What is the sum of:

8 + 9  

Yo back home there was this KFC/Taco Bell hybrid restaurant..  and they had the infamous “Number Twelve” Combo. If I recall correctly, it was TB’s soft taco and nachos with queso, and KFC’s chicken strips and potato wedges. That shit was so goddamned awesome… they got rid of the combo for some reason.

Rest in peace also to the Burger King Stacker (that fucking sauce…. they sort of have it in the form of The Bacon King I think).

Rest in peace to Salsa Doritos. Not Salsa Verde. The black bag!

And lemon Jolly Ranchers. 

GanjaGoblin said

Old Mr Dangerous said

Rest in peace also to the Burger King Stacker (that fucking sauce…. they sort of have it in the form of The Bacon King I think).

Yooo the stacker was good!  

Sure it wasn’t chicken…?