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Ninja Olympics Announced for GOTJ 23

You know what it is, the announcements are rolling out daily for the Gathering Of The Juggalos now, and we can confirm the return of a family favorite, The Ninja Olympics!

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From ICPs FB:

๐—–๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ง๐—โ€™๐˜€ ๐—ก๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐—ฎ ๐—ข๐—น๐˜†๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€!

Can you prove yourself a Ninja Master by battling through a field of determined warriors? This contest will require equal parts strength, cunning, quickness, and prowess. The last ninja left standing will be able to tread upon the shattered corpses of their fallen foes to claim their prize! In each of the five rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next. Round #1: Foam Long Swords. Round #2: Foam Short Swords. Round #3: Sumo Wrestling. Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninja referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end, there can be only one…could it be you?

Prize: Last ninja standingโ€”GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max; first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line)

 

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    Faygoluvers Comments

  1. Mr. Fucker

    Comment posted on Friday, April 28th, 2023 02:46 am GMT -5 at 2:46 am

    How about a head chopping competition? We can use pedos. All contestants will be scored on how clean the cut is, distance of blood spray, and the form and motion of your swing. Chris Hansen can host. It’ll be a blast, and fun for the whole family.

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