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The “Marvelous Missing Link In-store Tour” = CANCELLED

Unfortunately, I am bringing you some bad news this morning.  The remaining dates of the Marvelous Missing Link instore tour have been cancelled.  According to, it’s due to a legality concerning Shaggy 2 Dope‘s probation.  That shit just keeps coming back and biting them in the ass, it seems.

You can read the full news report straight from below:





The Marvelous Missing Link In-Store Tour Cancelled Due to Legal Staleness!!

Juggalos, we got some stale ass news handed to us last night as we were getting ready for our in-store appearance at the FYE in Silverdale, Washington.

One of our lawyers called us in a panic saying that Shaggy 2 Dope had to get back to Detroit with a quickness because of some bullshit with his probation. We thought we had everything worked out and squared away to travel cross-country and meet up with the Juggalo fam to celebrate the release of the 3rd Joker’s Card of the 2nd deck, “The Marvelous Missing Link (LOST)” but probation is serious shit and we can’t fuck around with that. BUT DON’T WORRY! WE WILL BE BACK ON TOUR VERY SOON AND THE GATHERING IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY STILL GOING DOWN!

But unfortunately as of now, the Marvelous Missing Link’s In-Store Insanity Tour is cancelled. It’s a giant fuckin bone and we are SO SORRY to everyone who didn’t get a chance to see us.

But WE’LL BE BACK! Nobody but nobody—not even a stale ass court system—will keep the Wicked Clowns down. So for now we’re coming home to Detroit. BUT WE’LL SEE YOU SOONER THAN YOU THINK!

Dammit!  This fuckin’ sucks! I was really looking forward to my toddler meeting J and Shaggy.  Hopefully they’ll do it again for Found.




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    Faygoluvers Comments

  1. chunk801

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 12:20 pm GMT -5 at 12:20 pm

    Yeah come to SLC when you go back out

  2. wonka69

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 01:29 pm GMT -5 at 1:29 pm

    J. couldn’t keep on going and finish the tour? maybe fly out HooDoo or Boondox and keep the juggalo flavor rolling?

  3. Leksisamisfit

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 03:59 pm GMT -5 at 3:59 pm

    That’s what I was about to say Wonka. It’s too easy to finish the tour with just J and bring in a few other artists.

  4. wonka69

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 04:11 pm GMT -5 at 4:11 pm

    sounds like a shady excuse. they should have had all the legal problems worked out with the lawyers, months ago. know whut I’m sayin’?

  5. juggalo_shane

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 05:37 pm GMT -5 at 5:37 pm

    Forget that, and forget this..
    Way to halt the trip before they get to, let’s say, Arizona?
    Betting this was a string pulled by the FBI, maybe?
    If only mugs would stop feeling like they need to f with anybody life!!
    Trying to control life.. All we see..

  6. RepTheAxe

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 07:04 pm GMT -5 at 7:04 pm

    Mad stale California gets the BONE! Was gonna go and buy this Sad excuse for a jokers cars but now I never will.


    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 07:12 pm GMT -5 at 7:12 pm

    Don’t get my cd on the release day from hatchet gear. Drive an hour to Hastings to get the receipt for a wristband.Then this.Miss out on the twiztid scavenger hunt in Dallas. couldn’t go to the abk tour. Cant go to gathering because of work. Year of the juggalo, yeah sounds about right!!!


    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 07:16 pm GMT -5 at 7:16 pm


  9. wonka69

    Comment posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2015 11:00 pm GMT -5 at 11:00 pm

    Don’t believe the hype. something went down !

  10. stretchSquiggles

    Comment posted on Friday, May 8th, 2015 04:49 am GMT -5 at 4:49 am

    don’t probation end? it seems like he has been dealing with it for ever and a day man!!! or dose he keep getting into trouble XD

  11. dramaman127

    Comment posted on Friday, May 8th, 2015 06:26 am GMT -5 at 6:26 am

    this very well could be true, shaggy did get pulled over and they found prescriptions in his system , we shall see hopefully this doesnt effect future touring

  12. dramaman127

    Comment posted on Friday, May 8th, 2015 06:27 am GMT -5 at 6:27 am

    why would you wanna bring hoodoo or boondox for a icp instore album release party?

  13. antifire2k12

    Comment posted on Friday, May 8th, 2015 07:56 am GMT -5 at 7:56 am

    dam peeps like yall never had something come up outta no where. there people just like me and you. would u rather have shaggy say fuk probation and him being locked up for not going and then everyone will be fuked with no shaggy at the gathering or anything. so think of that. finish the few dates left on the in store signing and have shaggy get locked up when he gets back or cancell the remaining dates and get shaggy back to probation so he dont violate and get locked up???

  14. Mr.Bitches

    Comment posted on Friday, May 8th, 2015 10:41 am GMT -5 at 10:41 am

    people would rather jump to the worst possible conclusion…suck it up fuckers.Shit happens

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