As the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos draws closer Psychopathic Records are releasing more information. We now have all of the GOTJ Contests information including Days, Times, Locations, Prizes and More.
One of the cool prizes Psychopathic Records are giving a way is a dope GOTJ gold plaque, which measures 16×24 inches and is made by the same people who make the plaques for ICP.
You can win the plague in the following Tattoo Contest, Miss Juggalette Contest, 2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament and the Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament. All other prizes and information can be found below.
Tattoo Contest
Friday (noon-1pm) in The Bomb House
Booommm shacka lacka! It’s time to show off your ink loving ways, my needle tracked friend. If you think you have awesome tats then stop being a slack-a-lack and enter with the quickness into this competition. One at a time, contestants will stand before the crowd, while a panel of judges scores their tattoos based on size, originality, and quality (Judges will take crowd support into heavy consideration). Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $150 gift certificate; 2nd Place – $100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins
Wet T-shirt Contest
Thursday (3pm-4pm) and Friday (1pm-2pm) at Freakshow Stage
Who doesn’t love a pair of big Faygo soaked titties all glistening and bouncing in the afternoon sun? Come see what you had always hoped and fantasized about in your wildest wet dreams as Juggalettes have ample amounts of cold pop poured upon their ample breasts. The best part of it all is you get to decide who wins as the girls are brought before the crowd with the winner being decided by applause. The true winners of this contest are of course… the spectators. Prize: winner receives $250 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Miss Juggalette Contest
Saturday (5pm-6pm) at Freakshow Stage
This is the big one, ladies! Juggalettes the world over have dreamed of one day being crowned Juggalette Queen, and now is their chance. Who possesses the talent, wildness, beauty and who is the most down-to-ryde ‘lette in the land? This pageant is composed of three key rounds; the first of which is Personality, where the contestants answers questions. The second round is Talent, where they display some kind of ability (dancing, juggling, poem reading, etc.). The third round is… wait for it….the Swimsuit competition! Judges will then tally the scores from all three rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy consideration) to determine who among the contestants will become this year’s JQ 2013! Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, and $250 gift certificate; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A Private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.
Neden Game
Thursday and Sunday (4pm-5pm) at The Bomb House
Five lucky contestants will be chosen from the crowd to be pulled up on stage for a chance to win a date with a fine ass hottie or a debonair stud (each show has two rounds). This game show is performed fairly similar to the old school Dating Game except you may find the questions more explicit in nature. At no time will the dates get to see their would-be suitors so they will have to choose them purely off personality. The winner of each game will then go on a date from 8pm to midnight, with their dates also acting as their personal backstage escort.
2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament
Saturday (8am-11am)
Seminar Tent
Crusty eyes, cold brew… and a nice hard rod; and no we are not talking about an early morning stiffy. This is 2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament y’all! Come test your fisherman skills with all the fishing action you can possibly handle whooooo! Just bring your own fishing gear down to the Seminar Tent in the early morn before 8am and you will be taken to the fishing spot to try to catch as many predators of the deep as you can (bass, catfish, crappie, and the not so elusive dune fish). Who knows you may even pull up Shaggy’s lost diamond encrusted Hatchet charm. Prizes: Most fish – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $150 gift certificate; Biggest fish – $100 gift certificate; and Smallest fish – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should bring all of their own fishing gear and bait. Only those fish caught during the contest (and witnessed by a judge) will be counted. Those wishing to compete should show up at the Seminar Tent between 7:30 – 8am at the seminar tent (don’t be late).
Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament
Wednesday – Friday Night (12:30am-5am) and Saturday Finals (12:30am – 3am)
Autograph Tent
You will have 3 chances to make it into the final round of this esteemed tournament in order to be crowned the Texas Hold ‘Em champion and claim what some would consider the best prize at this year’s GOTJ. However, it won’t be easy because sitting across the table from you will be some of the most hardened card playing sharks that the Juggalo family can send forth and they are going to buff buff buff the shit out of you…um, I mean bluff. 128 players may compete each night (first come first serve – 2 separate games) with 6 of those players each night making it into the final round which will take place on Saturday when they will battle it out to see who will be the final victor. Elimination Round Prizes: $20 gift certificate if you make it into the final round. Final round Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Psychopathic blinged out jersey & $250 gift certificate; Second Place – Psychopathic blinged out jersey & $150 gift certificate; and Third Place – $150 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and must know how to play the game and deal.
2013 Gathering of the Juggalos Gold Plaque
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