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Ale’s Recap

What up yall its Ale here to talk about the most flavorific experince in Juggalo History. Big Money Rustlas topped my list of all time juggalo moments for sure. I doubt I can actually capture the freshness in words but I’m sure as hell going to try to give you a little flava.

Let’s start off by talking about getting in that bitch. Now I’ve been to alot of shows, but only the gathering has had a line longer than this event. The Line strecthed for blocks. I mean BLOCKS. We got there at 6 and it was already 2 blocks away. And of course Psychopathic is always fashionably late, and since they didn’t open the doors until each and every member of Psychopathic Records had arrived in style, the doors didn’t open until an hour or so later than expected. I say an hour or so because the lack of being able to carry a cellphone into the venue left MANY ninjas, including myself, clueless of the time. It also made it extremely hard to meet up with your homies. I get the reason they didnt want cellphones in the venue, damn the bastard that put cameras in cellphones, but it would have been extremely nice to be able to contact those homies that life half way across the US that you only get to see at events such as this one. But enough about my rant. The line was freezing, its Detroit in Winter afterall, I was never so glad to step onto that red carpet and get inside. The same red carpet that the stylin Members of psychopathic had just stepped out of limos onto to talk to the press. When they said it was a red carpet event they werent lyin.

The inside was amazing. The smell of popcorn and faygo filled the air, it was like a real Movie theater right inside the Filmore. The usual kickin it in the Lobby just wasnt happennin, everyone was just too excited to get a seat and enjoy the show. While the main floor was set up really nice, the balcony was the best view in the house. We found our seats just in time to see the entire psychopathic family take the stage. To our suprise even Jumpsteady was up there rocking the pimp suit. Each of them took to the mic to talk about the movie and give thanks to the juggalos for coming out to see them. But the most important event happened when Billy Bill took the stage with Violent J on the mic. Violent J called over Mike E Clark, removed his busted ass fake Chain, and presented him with a real ass Don hatchetman, offically making Mike E Clark an offical don of Paychopathis records. Emotions ran high and the cheers were unstoppable. Congrats man you deserve it.

Since the crowd was still trying to get in the door, they showed 25 minutes of juggalo tv. Now this was fresh as fuck. The commercials for refreshments were juggalo releated; the Movie ratings were juggalo ratings, they really pulled out all the stops. I wont give away the movie in anyway. I’ll leave the actual reviewing of the flick to Whipstick whose a hell of a lot better at that shit. But I will say this, The production was 10 times better this time around. The Special apperances blew my mind. But on the real I would ahve loved to seen Blaze have a few more lines, and I would have killed to seen more funny shit from Twiztid. They were funny don’t get me wrong but I would have just loved to have seen MORE. The movie was awesome for sure, and I can’t wait for that shit to come out on DVD. If you missed the premier you really did miss out, but don’t fret you got the low down right here.

Whipstick’s Recap

Finally! After being hyped up, made, and speculated about for the last ten long, grueling years the movie was finally debuted to the select few hundred in attendance who decided to make the trip to the Clown Town capitol of the world Motor City, Detroit, Michigan. It was a red carpeted event with a who’s who in the juggalo scene showing up; people ranging from myspace scene kids who love taking pictures, to lonely juggalos who bought a ticket to catch the freshness, to the stars in the film themselves arriving lavishly in their stretch limos onto the red-carpet that so eagerly awaited everyone as they crossed into the theatre.

Aside from the long, bitter wait in the Detroit Winter wind when I finally got inside the excitement didn’t seem to stop. The Fillmore, the same location for Hallowicked, was decked out in a fashion most wouldn’t be used to seeing it in, an operational movie theatre; with popcorn, actual seating on the main floor, faygo, and best of all an open bar to get your drink on at. After the crowd was stuffed to the brim of the venue the prequel to the Juggalo-box office Smash “Big Money Hustlas” was about to get underway.

It opens in a small town of ‘Mud Bug’ with a narrator of sorts drinking his cheaply made whiskey, keeping track of the dwindling population of about 184 residents which gets smaller anytime some unlucky soul crosses the crosshairs of Big Baby Chips, the baddest rustlin’, hustlin’, face paintin’, money stealin’, hombre in the West; along with his henchmen Raw Stank, Dusty Poot, and Hack Benjamin. The treacherous team of underworld overlords seem to have this dirt hole of a town in their grips and are ruthlessly squeezing it for all it’s worth. As it seems that Mud Bug is going to slip into the days of yester-year and fall into the category of just another ghost town that had nothing going for it, came the savior it so desperately hoped for. In from the East, like the rising moon he howls at, comes the hero of our story, Sugar Wolf.

Sugar Wolf, unknowingly, is about to become the sheriff of the small town and whip it back into shape in the way that Psychopathic can display best, senseless, grotesque violence. Originally Sugar wants to come back to town and make his, long-dead, father proud to carry on the Wolf family name, in a law abiding way. As our hero starts to make head-way with the crime wave in the po-dunk town of Mud Bug Big Baby Chips starts to send his slue of henchmen to try and topple Sugar Wolf: The Ghost, The Foot, and an undercover assassin that was planted at the beginning of the story.

The task will not be easy for our hero as he tries to save his hometown from the clutches of the painted clown and his minions of mayhem and the movie is a great way for you to check it out and see how it ends yourself! The cast is a star-studded list of B-celebrities and faces from the Underground scene alike that will have you at least giggling, if not out-right laughing. The movie is a step-up, production wise, from the first; as for the rest that’s where you, the reader, comes in to watch on your own and see how they compare to each other as a movie overall. There was no set release date given at the event and only time will tell when it surfaces again. If you had the opportunity to make it to the premiere than you need not to worry, because you already know as for the rest of the juggalo community, patience is a virtue.

Websites

PsychopathicRecords.com

Location:

• The Fillmore
• Michigan
• United States

Record Label:

• Psychopathic Records

Reviewer:

• Ale & Whipstick

Review Date:

• 01/21/2010