Swan Songs is a dope album and a dope name for an album.

I loooves me some swan birth porn thanks prj

A stripper down the road was getting upset that I was talking with another stripper who plays juggalo music when she dances (ICPtTwiztid and Blaze mostly). The juggalette stripper can be seen in the Psypher 3 dancing. Goofy chick, nothing special but she’s kind enough. Very houndoggish, follows the clowns all over when she can.

Anyhoo, the jealous stripper tried to assure me that Hollywood Undead was great. “They’re like metal ICP!” She claimed. I never much liked this chick, once she told me to straight up spend my drink change from a $20 on her. So she said to cone up to the stage when she was up to introduce me to HU. when she came out I never even went up. No one else did. I didn’t like the song but made it seem as if I hated it. Eventually her 15 mjns were up and she laid on her stomach on stage, defeated and embarrassed. The owner Lady told her to get off the stage. Twas funny.

Do emos even still exist? Around these parts they seem to have morphed into hipsters over the course of the past 5 years. At least, I never see crowds of emo kids anymore and haven’t for a while.