Out of the 18 songs in Twiztid’s setlist, only 5 of those who will be the same as last year. The other 13 songs will be shit they havem’t played in a long time. I also hear they’re gonna close out with something different..

DrFreshness said
This thread is for completely made up rumors about the Gathering.  I have three:

 

1. I can confirm that Tila Tequila WILL be performing again!  She agreed to do so only if the National Guard would provide an armed security detail, which Jumpsteady has been able to arrange through his contacts in the military.

i could see this happening, Tila would just offer to suck the dicks of all the security detail and they would do it pro boner…… haaaaa

2. Die Antwoord have agreed to play but only if they can headline, and this is causing major tensions between J and Jumpsteady.  One solution that has been proposed is that Die Antwoord will play the last night and ICP will move their set to 7 AM on load out day.

Actually the first part sounds plausible. 

but i think if that were the case die antwoord would not be playing the gathering.

3. The theme of this year’s Gathering is improving the respectability of Juggalos ahead of ICP’s upcoming hearing in their case against the FBI.  Juggalos will be asked to observe a business casual dress code at the Gathering, and to refrain from profanity, public nudity, and yelling throughout the event. 

LOL

Lets start another one.

The Game and Stitches have agreed to a no holds barred street fight match.

winner gets a giant black dildo trophy.

Donald Trump will be holding a campaign rally at the gathering this year 

ICP will reveal the next Joker’s Card which has 12 faces and will be a 4 album set…
Madrox will announce he’s leaving MNE to form his own record label with Boondox called “Boondrox Records”…
Tech N9ne will announce he’s changing his name to Tech 8ight…
Hanson will be there doing their new “Wicked Shit” cover of their song “Mmm Bop” retitled “Poop.”
Mini-Kiss will be holding a seminar revealing that they actually wrote all of the real Kiss’ albums…
Sumo Wrestlers will be everywhere in that bitch…

Old Mr Dangerous said
The next Joker’s card will be a triple album… The Wacky Wicked Wonders!

Card one will be released at the Gathering, a male Joker card called Wicked Wendell, the more angry, primitive killer of the three. He thinks with his dick more than the others, and kills out of rage and primal urges.

Card two of WWW will be a female spectre name Wonderful Wendy. She is sensitive, introspective, and uses love and rationality during times of stress. Another window to ourselves, in a way. A feminine side to the Dark Carnival.

The final card is a transexual monster called Wacky Wanita. This gal/fella is full of surprises, but balanced more than the other two cards. She/he uses both her strength and courage in pairing with compassion and caring to live a wacky, wonderful and wicked life. Guest intro on this card by Caitlyn Jenner.

Where did you get this info??
Who have you been talking to!?!?!? 

J. dub will write a tell all book called “Behind, Behind the Paint”! he will reveal how much he pays psychopathic, a week for his job!

From what I hear they are importing the drug bridge from hog rock.

I also heard theres gonna be a crew that walks around every morning quietly saying “enjoy your sleep”.

Supposedly The Bitch Beater turkey leg is now renamed The Woman Bludgeoner so as to not offend any females or more importantly female rights white knights.

@bayareashaman Have you been talking to the band or something that was some top secret info….im shocked they let it slip but ill use your leak to announce some real ass shit

AMERICAN OVERDOSE IS OFFICIALLY BOOKED AT A SECRET STAGE BEHIND THE SHOWERS FOR A TWO HOUR SET AT A RANDOM TIME THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED.  YOU WILL NEED TO POST UP AROUND THERE ALL WEEKEND TO CATCH THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERFORMANCE.

DONT KNOW WHO AMERICAN OVERDOSE IS CLICK HERE.  OFFICIAL BAND WEBSITE HERE

Tom Green will host and participate in the “Faygo Special Olympics” and contract an incurable sty.