Faygoluvers - Topic: Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/ Simple:Press Version 5.7.5.3 Old Mr Dangerous on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148385 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148385 Blind Jenkem Taste-Testing

Toilet Hooch Competition

Foodstamp Gambling Championships

Alien Abductee Support Group

Christmas in July... in August (Meet Sweaty Santa!)

Ferret/Jackrabbit Face Off

Jamie Madrox's Marijuana Edible Eat-A-Thon

Fastest Adult Diaper Changing Test

Cherry Bomb Up the Ass Festival

Trim The Great Milenko's Toenails

Grass Eating

Make Your Own Fleshlight w/Bonez Dubb

Skin Flute Recital

Rusty Trombone Tryouts (CANCELLED!)

Meat Whistle Symphony

Clitar Guitar w/Sugar Slam

Michigan Wolverine's Mascot Battle

Whippits & Skip-It

Jaywalkers Anonymous

Mud Sculpture

Pineapple Football

Liars Contest

Alex Abbiss Looklalike Extravaganze

Brett's Tourette's Freestyle Fun

Jogging

Spam Stacking

Denture Catapault and Arcade

Bob For Apples in Faygo (and Mescaline)

Toe Wrestling - Hosted by V-Synyzter

What's in the Bag?? (Smegma)

Your Mama Joke Finals

White Russian Roulette (One of the shots is smegma)

Smegma Theory 101 w/Young Wicked

Cubic Zirconia Auction

Circumcision Study

Waterbed Swap-Meet

Sweet Potato Fry-Off

Reel Big Fish Meet & Greet

Pihrahna Adoption Circle

 

....as of now, only speculation...

]]> Sat, 19 Dec 2015 23:13:47 -0600 wonka69 on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148232 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148232 there will be undercover cops at GOTJ, making drug arrests! wait, not a rumor! totally true!

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 22:01:37 -0600 key on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148225 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148225 After relizing they fucked up after all these years the events name will be changed to the gathering of the floobs.

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 20:32:40 -0600 hectorhatchet on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148221 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148221 its actually gotten moved to panama city in march lil wayne, Justin bieber, and taylor swift are performing Florida Joe is hosting the entire event besides rude boys beach soccer match, and Sugar Slams twerk off contest

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 19:47:08 -0600 krunk on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148203 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148203

Chris said  
Chop will return as a new artist, his gimmick will be hes a abortion survivor with a coathanger sticking out of his head  

lol

His new name is Lil Late Term, and his new album is currently available on Amazon:

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]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 13:58:49 -0600 Chris on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148194 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/page-2/#p148194 Boondox, Twiztid and blaze will form a super Group called "BWP"......The Muthafucking Bitchy Whiner Posse

Chop will return as a new artist, his gimmick will be hes a abortion survivor with a coathanger sticking out of his head

 

Lex the buttflex master will draw bigger crowds than anyone because he is the future of the music industry

 

Milked Nipple Entertainment will buy the rights to the gathering from violent j who needs it to buy a solid gold statue of robocop

 

Dj clay will be monitoring the interwebz to make sure nobody is uploading unauthorized live streams of the gathering  

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 13:01:30 -0600 krunk on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148193 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148193 Tom Green will host and participate in the "Faygo Special Olympics" and contract an incurable sty. 

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 11:55:54 -0600 DrFreshness on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148192 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148192 Hav-Knots are going to switch it up... ABK and Hoodoo will now appear in pope hats and robes, and will be known as Wickid Pontiffz.  

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 11:43:48 -0600 OCJ_Brendan on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148191 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148191 @bayareashaman Have you been talking to the band or something that was some top secret info....im shocked they let it slip but ill use your leak to announce some real ass shit

 

AMERICAN OVERDOSE IS OFFICIALLY BOOKED AT A SECRET STAGE BEHIND THE SHOWERS FOR A TWO HOUR SET AT A RANDOM TIME THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED.  YOU WILL NEED TO POST UP AROUND THERE ALL WEEKEND TO CATCH THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERFORMANCE.

 

DONT KNOW WHO AMERICAN OVERDOSE IS CLICK HERE.  OFFICIAL BAND WEBSITE HERE

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 11:41:08 -0600 djscrubb on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148183 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148183 I remember this funny one from last year...I think:

The porta potty's on the Gathering grounds have an auto drug testing device and if you piss dirty the door behind you locks you in there for the entire gathering. However, the only way to escape is to tip the porta potty upside down and get out through the shit hole now at the top!  Gotta have a strong rock game to get the hole at the top to escape!  haha  

These are hilarious. 

 

Violent JJ will be drop his own album in 2018 called the "tornado slap" announcement coming during the ICP seminar.

]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2015 07:57:58 -0600 Slumerican502 on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148172 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148172 From what I hear they are importing the drug bridge from hog rock.

I also heard theres gonna be a crew that walks around every morning quietly saying "enjoy your sleep".

Supposedly The Bitch Beater turkey leg is now renamed The Woman Bludgeoner so as to not offend any females or more importantly female rights white knights.

]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2015 23:24:17 -0600 bayAreaShaman on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148156 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148156 Rude boy will host a soccer tournament.

]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2015 22:16:03 -0600 wonka69 on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148155 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148155 J. dub will write a tell all book called "Behind, Behind the Paint"! he will reveal how much he pays psychopathic, a week for his job!

]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2015 22:13:00 -0600 bayAreaShaman on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148153 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148153 Me and @mrtidwell will don shiny all black full body latex suits and will be doing a 3:15 am interpretive dance two man show. Oh yeah we will have fire breathers. Cuz no gathering performance is complete with out fire breathers.

Ocj will be presenting American Overdose for once in a life time two hour set.

No need to ask at the seminar Twiztid will be hanging out at your campsite.

Its not crack that makes peoples voice like that.

There will be no crack

Young wicked and lex the hex master will do a set. Together.

Lex the hex master will be performing.

Creed will be personally ask to play by violent j. They will opening for twiztid.

I will wait in an eight hour line

]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2015 21:56:15 -0600 Rosco on Totally made up rumors about the 2016 Gathering https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148144 The Gathering of the Juggalos https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/the-13th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2012/totally-made-up-rumors-about-the-2016-gathering/#p148144

Old Mr Dangerous said
The next Joker's card will be a triple album... The Wacky Wicked Wonders!

Card one will be released at the Gathering, a male Joker card called Wicked Wendell, the more angry, primitive killer of the three. He thinks with his dick more than the others, and kills out of rage and primal urges.

Card two of WWW will be a female spectre name Wonderful Wendy. She is sensitive, introspective, and uses love and rationality during times of stress. Another window to ourselves, in a way. A feminine side to the Dark Carnival.

The final card is a transexual monster called Wacky Wanita. This gal/fella is full of surprises, but balanced more than the other two cards. She/he uses both her strength and courage in pairing with compassion and caring to live a wacky, wonderful and wicked life. Guest intro on this card by Caitlyn Jenner.

Where did you get this info??
Who have you been talking to!?!?!? 

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