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This Faygoluvers Article Needs To Be Retitled and Annotated
March 15, 2017
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a couple dickheads bein dickheads in the psyradio chat does not a conspiracy build.  

dont get me started on facebook.  facebook and credibility are separated by great distance and very long stretches of time.  if inaccuracy and exceedingly complacent writing are two things that bother you, then you need to get the hell offa facebook, posthaste.  

  

tis a trivium.  

people are dumb, and often synonymize denver with colorado.  this is not a phenomenon limited to the rockies; dozens of ninjas still think i live in saint louis.  ninjas that live in saint louis think i live in saint louis.  

either that, or kansas city.  cuz, see, they dont realize that there are any other cities in missouri. 

  

the average americans command of geography is no better [and usually much worse] than their command of english or mathematics.  ive tried to help on many an occasion;  i know well the struggle.  

its just that im frankly rather tired of rakin up leaves on windy days.  half the time, they gonna hate on you for it, anyway.  if years of forum threads dont illustrate that, just go with this one as evidence.  

  

this shot was timely half a year ago, when it first came up.  

and it is for that reason, that we probably shoulda expected fuckupism to ensue.  

 

CellE2057 said

scruffy said
thinkin on the book quip, though…  maybe we should…  
who wanna help me write the faygoluvers forum book?  we gotta be able to find a better publisher than tom dub, anyway, right?     

You jest but I’d be more than down to help write a book on here. 

i half jest.  if even that.  

might even be jest-free.  

I will take this as serious as anyone else is willing to. We’ve all already agreed by being here that typing ain’t no thang to any of us so why not?  

fine point.  that makes two reasons to write an flh forum book.  

granted, they arent particularly compelling reasons, from the typical reader point of view, but still.  

Whoop Whoop scruffy :

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March 15, 2017
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Reminds me how I just could not convince the folks in North Carolina that I’m a country boy from upstate NY. They think everything is NYC. The closest city to us was 8 miles up and down hills. I grew up in a shack. But they just kept thinking I was some yuppie from Manhattan or something. I have only been to NYC once. One time. It was over 4 hours away. 

At a Japanese restaurant in North Carolina that I washed dishes, girl kept asking me if I knew anyone that was in the World Trade Center attacks. I told her no. She replied, “did they make it out alright?” I just gave up and sighed and said “yeah, they’re fine.”

Upstate NY is farmland, splattered with mountains, prisons and random sorta big cities like Rochester and Buffalo.

It’s a bit better in Colorado, but they still think my life back in NY was nothing but Wu Tang and street fights. Which is partly true, but there was also lots of coyotes and pick up trucks.

March 15, 2017
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@cheshyr everything goin ok for you. I agree the main page title should of had been written differently, not just copied and pasted. I just dont feel its worth stressin soo hard over. Maybe people have a problem with you passionately thrashing the issue, instead of just simply making a suggestion.

As for them faggot ass spammers in the chat, i doubt the frequent faygoluvers, cuz if they did they wouldnt be that retarded and childish. I believe they were mostly a bunch of chuck reeves dick riders that are under the age of 17. I expect them fuckers to be spammin shit on 2morrows episode too, so expect it. I wish the chat had an option to block people for that reason, id call it the SILENCE button.

Anyways cool your jets, its human nature to not agree with someone who is speakin out of anger or rage, its intimidating 

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March 15, 2017
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When you Google “Gathering of the Juggalos” this is the first result: 

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I believe the fact-checkers at Google and Westword more than I believe in your amature shot, grainy, impossible to decipher footage. Highly questionable. This is a conspiracy to shame Denver and the good folks at Westword. I demand Jumpsteady apologize to all Colorado Juggalos and to the city of Denver, immediately. Chesyr, I expect a full retraction and I expect it before the end of the business day. That will be all. 

March 15, 2017
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I would want Mike Henry to voice my posts. He has the range. That or Kristen Schaal. 

March 15, 2017
4:37 pm
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had to go back n brush up on who is sposed to be portrayin who.  

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I would, that guy that narrated the forum was awesome. Let’s get that. With different voice actors to play us. I have dibs on Morgan Freeman.

well, if you can call dibs, that changes the mixture quite a bit.  

but you cant, so…  i say patrick stewart for lucem.  

Scruffy can be voiced by James Earl Jones.

inspired choice.  

not who idve gone with, but only because i would have felt unworthy.  ill take it.  

Slumerican voiced by Mark Hamil.

that seems wrong.  in his joker voice, maybe.  chanukah zombie, even better.  

Cheshyr voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

i gotta say, cheshyr should no question be voiced by cheshyr.  thats a gimme.  

OldMr.Dangerous voiced by Seth Rogan.
Cell voiced by Seth McFarland.

both good.  assuming mcfarlands basic normal radio narrator voice.  

Shaman voiced by Eddie Murphy.

not bad.  

Jiffy Long voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.

i vote, random fifth grader.  boy or girl, whichever is funnier.  

 

other votes:  psyral – bob newhart.  

pigg – comic book guy.  

dr freshness – kelsey grammer.  

randy gall – stephen hawking.  think about it.  

guest – adam west.  

Whoop Whoop scruffy :

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March 16, 2017
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scruffy said

Jiffy Long voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.

i vote, random fifth grader.  boy or girl, whichever is funnier.  

 

lol

Eddie Murphy huh…

Let me get chris rock instead.

If not ill take it.

I’ll also take Charlie Murphy

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March 16, 2017
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I wanna be voiced by Barack Obama, actually.

 

Somebody has to be voiced by Sean Connery though.

 

OCJBrendan is voiced by Ice Cube.

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March 16, 2017
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I want to be voiced by Yolandi from Die Antwoord. Besides, I think she looks like me too.

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March 16, 2017
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Thanks a LOT @celle2057  Cuz of you I got these fucks talking about conspiracy theories…

Good to know my “homies” will back me up on a point.

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I believe the fact-checkers at Google and Westword more than I believe in your amature shot, grainy, impossible to decipher footage. Highly questionable. This is a conspiracy to shame Denver and the good folks at Westword. I demand Jumpsteady apologize to all Colorado Juggalos and to the city of Denver, immediately. Chesyr, I expect a full retraction and I expect it before the end of the business day. That will be all.   

And you can go fuck yerself new guy. Obviously you didn’t READ any of the shit you comment on as the “fact checkers” at Westword created an article saying that ICP CONFIRMS NEXT GATHERING IN COLORADO and uses the EXACT SAME FAYGOLUVERS VIDEO (that is QUITE clean and audible) THAT I POSTED which DOES NOT SAY THAT AT ALL!!!

Whatever, bitches. I hear ya.

But what I DON’T hear is that *I* am incorrect in what I have pointed out.

Cool. Go March. But don’t act like you are defending anything more than your own good time.

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March 16, 2017
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Jumpsteady and Billy Bill and VJ all explicitly said “Denver” and even put it in writing in a dozen Weekly Freekleys. They promoted Denver with flyers and radio appearances and even took out a billboard on Colfax. You lying just makes it worse. Calling me “new guy” is just a lame elitist play for seniority. Dumb. Even if that was a valid tactic, you still look like an ass because my account is older than yours, I’ve made more posts and you might wanna factor in this is like my fourth(?) or so account. Your full of more shit than my ass. Your senseless accusations are slanderous. I demand you apologize to this forum, the mayor of Denver and the good folks at Westword immediately. Good day, Sir. 

March 16, 2017
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King Lucem Ferre said
I wanna be voiced by Barack Obama, actually.

 

Somebody has to be voiced by Sean Connery though.

 

OCJBrendan is voiced by Ice Cube.  

Scottie d is Sean Connery

U get sean kingston.

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March 16, 2017
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King Lucem Ferre said 
… Somebody has to be voiced by Sean Connery though…  
 

I’ll do it. I’m Scottish Highland, & we seem to share the same brain:

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Either him or Colonel Hunter Gathers:

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March 16, 2017
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Colonel Hunter Gathers is the shit

This ones for you and lucem guurl.

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March 16, 2017
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In a perfect world The Rock sings all Shaman’s posts:

YouTube Video You Ain’t Woman Enough (To Take My Man) – Dwayne Johnson 

Whoop Whoop krunk :

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March 16, 2017
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Jumpsteady and Billy Bill and VJ all explicitly said “Denver” and even put it in writing in a dozen Weekly Freekleys.

LOLZ!!!!

You wanna try that again, NEW GUY?

“Weekly Freekleys”

Now that’s what I call an informed ninja I’ll listen to whatever they have to say!!!

 

Hey! Go get me some more Blahzay Roze nudes, you fuckin’ troll.

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krunkazphuk said
In a perfect world The Rock sings all Shaman’s posts:

YouTube Video You Ain’t Woman Enough (To Take My Man) – Dwayne Johnson   

I put it on everything i love i was going to say i should be voiced by the rock.

Fucken werid dude. Haha crazy.

I want the rock.

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March 16, 2017
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Sean Connery thinks its ok to slap ya bitch up. Only if she is acting up though.

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