Fuuck I knew it! I had a baaad feeling after reading that thing about the local politician.. man is it a full moon

Well i hop they bring closer 2 me

FUCKING BRING IT OUT WEST TO COLORADO.. AZ is too hot, NM i went for the last hatchet attacks the fam was crazy which was fresh craziest motha fuckos out there but fuck having it out there tried to find camping both places we pulled into dead dog shot and a horse tied to a tree then shot just sittin there in the sun at the next spot to rot it was fucked up, and in UT where i live YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT good luck with the fuckin magic under pant wearin marmons, but we do have the fuckin perfect climate but cmon it would be gathering of the stonalos in colorado. I could see it now, fuckin heaven.. Fuck the Drug bridge ITS THE DRO BRIDGE

First of all, we at Psychopathic Records want to apologize to all the Juggalos as we announce that the owners of the campground that we have dubbed Harlequin Park in Kaiser, Missouri have decided to not allow the Gathering to take place on their property. This was a hard decision for the people of Harlequin Park and they did not make it lightly.

Before we get into the details of what happened, we want to assure everyone who bought tickets/passes/campsites that their money will be refunded in full. We plan to work day and night to refund every last ticket promptly so please bear with us.

We also want to add that the owners of the campground did not have a problem with the Gathering being held on their property and have mad love for all people, including Juggalos. We have been working with them to make sure this was going to be one of the greatest Gatherings ever and they have been nothing but supportive, kind hearted and open minded. They also fully understood what the Gathering was and were fully willing to welcome us with open arms (after all, this is the same spot that hosts a biker rally every year).

However, after we signed the contract and announced the location of the Gathering, some of the people that lived in the surrounding community began to raise hell. Not all of them, mind you, but enough to bring a lot of heat to the owners of the campground. Not only that, they also experienced a media blitz and their phones would not stop ringing. This was no doubt amplified because of the recent lawsuit filed against the FBI by Psychopathic Records and the ACLU for wrongly accusing the Juggalos of being a gang, as well as the reports of last year’s Gathering losing money. Some people in the community where the Gathering was to be held must have believed the nonsense because they kept saying a “gang” was coming to their town and we heard reports that some people were starting to arm themselves. Unbelievable!

Because of this, the owners of Harlequin Park were getting non-stop calls from angry neighbors and some even stopped by their property threatening to boycott their campground and even started a petition against them. It was just too much of an onslaught of negative energy coming at them for them to handle. They endured the unendurable and suffered the insufferable to the point that they couldn’t take it anymore and decided to pull the plug. We want to add that we at Psychopathic Records hold no resentment toward the people of the campground. They really tried to make this work but with threat of their business suffering long after we have left, it’s understandable why they chose to do what they did. There was no way to prepare for how much attention this was going to get and how negatively some people were going to react to the Gathering coming to their town.

So … we DO have a plan B. Since we first realized that things were shaky with the campground, we have been aggressively looking into other areas to hold the Gathering and have a couple places already lined up. Now we realize that for some the news of the Gathering being moved is going to be a major setback. It’s even sadder because the ticket sales this year have far surpassed those of the past several Gatherings. Apparently it was the right spot, the right time and the right mix of flavor because practically everyone and their momma was going to attend.

We are now hard at work to make sure there is a new location locked in soon and even as the forces that be continue to oppress us and try to thwart the Juggalo community at every turn … we will endure. Even as close-minded people threaten us and accuse us of being less than human and close the gates in our face … we will march through. Even as they try to keep us from gathering as we do each year for our epic family reunion and people cry and complain … we will prevail. It has always been the Juggalo way to never bow down to the oppressors and to continue on, no matter the obstacles we face. Bear with us a while longer and we will soon be announcing a home for this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos.

Again, we apologize to all Juggalos for any inconvenience this may have caused you and we will strive hard to make this right.

icp just tweetered same thing whats wierd is how suga and j are like dont believe this bs its not cancelled its just moving the fact its moving is wack enuff for peeeps who made plans idk seems wack of them to downplay it

Plan B - a boat on international waters.

FUCK I wanted to run naked around the dirt track and throw horseshoes at people and eat spiders for lunch in the cabins. 

But yeah, on a huge ass boat would be DOPENESS. Fuck it, put it on Lake Erie, and flick off the Coast Guard, they can't do shit. Juggalo "Island" 

But seriously, that place didn't look like it had any shade at all. Looking at the satellite images, it looked like an enormous open field, with some trees scattered at the perimeter. I was already worried about how people were going to avoid sunburn and heat stroke, since I know that MO can get to the low 100s in temps over the summer. While it sucks to still have it up in the air, I'm not particularly disappointed that it won't be at that exact campground.

-Jules