FuckHerRightInThePussy said

17 minutes.  

He told you 17...

...but he lied!

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Hypnotized Ninja said

When he rips your sleeve off that's the time you flex and crush a can on your forehead(preferably bleeding) to earn his acceptance.  

Then just beat the shit out of DJ. Carlito.

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Suck my flaps you piece of shit 

1. I've never locked my tent, but then again, I keep all my valuable locked in my car. If you are getting a car pass, that is the way to go.

From past experience, I've never had anything stolen from my site. Other people have though, so use your best judgement.

2. For campground it depends on some of the following: Do you want an easy exit from the grounds come Sunday? Do you want to be able to sleep at night without being next to a stage that goes till 5AM? Are you getting a car pass (some campgrounds don't always allow cars)?

3. Don't miss ICP. Other than that, it's really pick your poison (in a good way)

Arskius said
Sup ninjas, this will be my first gathering so I was wanting some advice. I've already read a ton on here and still have a few questions...

1. If I put a lock on my tent, will my stuff be safe? I know people on here aren't psychics and I plan on locking valuables up in my car, but has anyone had their tent sliced open or ripped apart? If that's an issue, I just won't lock it. Also plan on having a hammock at my site, what are the odds of it walking off? 

2. Any suggestion on which campground to go to? 

3. Any events that are absolutely mind blowing that I should not miss. I was planning on watching the shows and walking around the rest of the time with some gummies and beer and just checking out whatever I came across.  

I debate the lock thing every year.  I usually decide NOT to lock it because I figure if someone's going to be a big enough jerk to steal, they won't care about cutting up your tent.  One year I had everything stolen from me (and all the tents around too) during ICP.  I was devastated, like allll my hatchetgear.  (Side note, technically not everything, somehow they had missed one small bag that had the shirt my dead homie gave me in it, which was incredibly sentimental, so I still look at the bright side of things).  Also this is why we always have at least one person willing to miss ICP to watch the tents now.  

I still doubt that just a normal juggalo is going to walk by and steal your hammock, but also you just never know who is around, so I'd probably be cautious.

Honestly the best thing you can do is make friends with your neighbors, and everyone watch out for each other.  

What someone else said, campground completely depends on your preference.  

I really like the seminars, but others find them boring so I guess that's all down to preference too lol 

Thanks guys for taking the time to respond. Since it's my first one, I'll see how it goes this year with whatever campsite I end up in and base next years decision on that...