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My eyes have never seen such a beautiful sight.

I can't roll for shit.

Hypnotized Ninja said
Naturally I expect alot of Midwest gathering vets to be skipping if it is in CO...I will be attending no matter where it is in U.S I for one  am looking into spending extra days before or after GOTJ to enjoy Colorado  

I really hope not but I assume you're right. A lot of people I talked to the first year I went were like "wow 4 days on the bus, that's dedication" and then they were like "I almost didn't come cuz it's a couple hours away". 

JabroniKilla said
The one year I caught greyhound Seattle to Ohio was the best experience I mean greyhound sucks and smells but after the trip is done u look back on the greyhound ride and realize it's the shit and by the time we got there the whole bus was almost ninjalos  

I did not have that experience at all lol. My ride sucked. It wasn't like the worst thing ever but I'll won't do it again if I can avoid it. The jesus people in the midwest trying to convert me were the absolute worst. Dude got mad at me because I had an it's ok to be gay patch on my bag. 

The ride home wasn't much better. And I had to get involved in some shit cuz some grown ass man was making vaguely sexual comments towards a 14 year old girl. They weren't outright outlandish but they were skeevy and inappropriate and he kept staring at her.  Plus i had the plague. 

Getting only 2 hours of sleep at a time helped prepare me for the gotj though so there was that.

OCJ_Brendan said

I would do a greyhound tour across the 50 states one by one if my companions were a bunch of Gathering bound (never otw reverse trip god the aroma alone....) ninjas and Lil Sneezy.  The Continental United States would be DRIPPING after he sneezed on all of em SHUN!  After that the after party would be our family reunion I see no down side....  

I'm not sure how to Greyhound from Hawai'i or Alaska. 

uhhhhh what?

"OK, now I want you to really pay attention to what I’m about to drop.

I know J and Shaggy announced that next year’s Gathering was going to be in Colorado but it’s looking more and more like we might actually have no choice but to combine the two major events into one giant event and make The Juggalo March on Washington DC double as the 2017 Gathering of the Juggalos, because we know that most ninjas just cannot afford to attend them both. Especially with them being only months apart and on opposite ends of the country. This might be looked at as a major bone to some at first, but we here understand the importance of this March, as it is detrimental to our very Juggalo existence and our eternal legacy. We don't look at “The March” as a political move, because we don't even understand how politics work, but we do know that marching on Washington DC is the best possible way of letting the rest of the fuckin’ country and the world for that matter, know that we are NOT COOL with the discrimination that Juggalos endure every fuckin’ day of our lives. If we, especially Psychopathic Records, don't do anything about it, that’s basically the same as us all saying “We’re perfectly OK with being labeled a gang by the FBI and every bone that comes with it” and we ARE NOT OK with any of that bullshit. It’s been five years since the FBI officially declared Juggalos a “Hybrid Gang,” yet the effects of such a bullshit claim still continue to haunt us all on a constant basis and thus our lawsuit is still completely in effect and the fight to clear our name continues daily. There is much, much more to come about “The March” in the future, but we have now entered the “one year out” mark and thus we have now officially secured the weekend of September 15 -17, 2017 as the official date of this enormous event and the Jiffy Lube Amphitheater as the location of the massive 2 or 3 day free concert. Everything is still being worked out and put together as we speak. There will be an official web site and infomercial going up soon explaining how this entire event will go down in the near future. It’s so motherfuckin’ important to us that I cannot even begin to explain to y'all how and why in this edition of the HH. But we will explain it to you, in full detail, in the months to come. As for now, Juggalos, please do whatever you have to do in order to make sure that you and your crew are all free and able to attend this huge event because this will undoubtedly be the most historic event in Juggalo history by far. Nothing we’ve ever done even comes close to the significance and importance of what we are about to do one year from now. Juggalos are the last, very real, American subulture. They call us a “Movement.” Well the time has come for us to collectively actually make a move! This is not about just albums and tours for so many ninjas out there. Being a Juggalo is a way of life for thousands of us and this event is our way to stand up and say to the rest of the planet who use constantly use Juggalos as a punchline, “Fuck You Back!”  But like I said, there is much, much more info to come about this incredible weekend to come in time. For now, let me drop some dope ass news that will surely put a smile across your painted mugs."