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8:21 am
December 23, 2015
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I gotta say that Mr. Tidwell story was fuckin hilarious
10:19 pm
July 6, 2014
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Cheshyr said
I like her fine.For those being shitty about her, all of the things you mention that you DON’T like about her are some of the reasons GIRLS like her. Her deal ain’t for us (the dudes). She’s PROBABLY part of the reason why going to a juggalo event isn’t just a bunch of guys sword fighting. Sugar is a bot of femininity in what would otherwise be a big sausage party. I think she’s what helps gives girls the valition to be more like GIRLS and not feel compelled to be so butch to hang with the boys. I know MY Gathering experiences probably owe here a thank you or two for the kinda hotties walk around COMFORTABLE in the knowledge that SOMEwhere out there there’s a chick like Sugar amongst it all too.
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Just to be fair, there were plenty of lettes around BEFORE sugar slam, who felt perfectly comfortable BEING THEMSELVES around their FAMILY. Not all girls need a frickin hathetman cheerleader skirt to feel comfortable. I mean fuck, half of being a juggalo(lette) is about being able to be yourself and saying fuck what everyone else thinks…why would lettes need a feminine mascot for that??
I mean, this sounds much more confrontational than I meant it to, and I get what Cheshyr was saying and agree that Sugar has had an influence on the new/young lettes. I’m just sayin that there were plenty of chick juggalos around before, and implying that they needed some kind of feminist movement via sugar slam is kind of…offensive, for lack of a better word. But I agree that psy is “marketing” her to be that girly girl to draw in other girly girls…and that’s probably all Cheshyr meant and I completely over-reacted…but whatever.
10:21 pm
July 6, 2014
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Mr. Tidwell said
????The hatchet Herald announced that j and sugar slam are splitting up. Since Juggalos like to get up in their bidness let’s hear all your crazy ass speculatory rumors about why they broke up.
Here’s mine:
Sugar Slam is clearly a chubby chaser. She was was like putting extra butter and cheese and whatever else into j’s food cuz she likes him thick. When j started losing weight, she bounced. But not just because of the skin and bone aesthetics. Remember when j said he wanted to get into hard drugs and ruin his life? See, the reason he been losing weight is because meth is a mother fucker. It’s been destroying his body ever since he got hooked on it during the killjoy club recordings. That verse on fools is autobiographical. But what had happened was he has this cousin that came to try and get him clean and show him that meth was fucking him up. This cousin is a chick named Mary. She is one of them hippy chicks from Portland Oregon. She doesn’t shave her arm pits or legs. She makes her own hemp oil based soaps that don’t work real good but they smell dope. And Mary fell in love with big hoodoo. The problem though is like big hoodoo has been rollin around with this cat named jupiter, after the planet not the God. So jupiter is so fucking fat he kinda looks like the black me and sugar slam fell madly in love with him. Only thing is: he likes him some skinny meth head clown dick. But with how homophobic j can be with his words, jupiter tried to leave it alone. Until one day sugar slam heard from shaggy that young wicked is trying to hook up with nova rockafeller and that wanted to know if sugar slam would fuck nova’s boyfriend to break them up right before the tour so shed be single and sad in those cold cali nights on the tour bus. But nova only fucks fit as fuck jock types so sugar slam passed and shaggy called mary who passed too because she was kinda feeling nova more than novas boyfriend. So anyway long story short is j won the powerball and decided he wanted to spend it all on meth and strippers but like the only stripper he knows is his cousin mary so like he wasn’t with no incest shit and like he decided that maybe his life was sufficiently wild. So he is kicking shaggy out of icp to be replaced with young wicked and that’s where shit really hit the fan. Sugar slam wanted to take shaggys spot and the cat claws came out. She mauled young wicked in his little punk ass face. So j had to dump her.
Seriously though. Hilarious.
8:34 am
April 2, 2013
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I don’t know about an album of her.. She has a good singing voice, but a psychopathic record album of a pretty singer? Dunno..
Anyways on a personal level I’ve met her a couple times and she’s always been very sweet. Her and J were standing at our campsite when me and my girl walked back and chop was like “oh J don’t wanna be bothered right now” I said wtf are you talking about this is my site and I need a beer. I walked past him to go to the cooler and then turned around and realized J, Sugar, Jellyroll, and Jumpsteady were all standing there. I offered the group some weed, Jelly was the only one who said he was smoking and he wondered off to roll a blunt. I got to tell Violent J thank you for everything his music and movement has done for me and he smiled and said “I’m glad the music could be there for you brother” then I look over and my girlfriend has her arm around Sugar Slam and they’re talking, J asks me who the next act is (were next to second stage) I said Zug Island, he said “you sure?” I said “Hell yeah man I been staring at this schedule for 2 months. We laughed, he yelled at sugar and said “Hey sweetie he says zug is up next I wonder if they’re back there in the trailer” so sugar and my girl walked back over laughing (idk what they were talking about) I gave J daps, my girl hugged him, then sugar just came up and hugged me. I don’t have anything bad to say about any of the Bruce’s other than the time Jumpsteady hit my homies Cot with a golf cart lol.
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11:29 pm
January 5, 2015
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I didn’t read J’s dating adventures in the hatchet herald but I’m guessing he confirmed my post right?
2:07 am
September 19, 2014
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Mr. Tidwell said
I didn’t read J’s dating adventures in the hatchet herald but I’m guessing he confirmed my post right?
Yeah, man. He sure did. If you want what really happened:
He talked about hooking up with a chick named Vikki. Boring ass details ensued (went to a bar, listening to music, smokes weed, blah, blah, blah, they fucked) and he ended it with talking about domestic violence and kind of turned it into a PSA about how fucked up of a situation it is and it sucks if you’re stuck in that spot. Rather heartfelt for what you’d expect from Violent J’s Dating Adventures.
1:14 pm
December 25, 2014
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Do my eyes deceive me regarding Michelle and Joe breaking up? While it does suck when a couple cannot work out their issues and take the easy way out, through divorce, this means that FINALLY I do have a chance with Michelle…..right? I do not live that far away at all from them and would only take me 90 minutes or a bit more or less to head over there. Maybe she would like to come to Lansing, Michigan and Ill give her a personal tour of some of the cooler things in the city.
I do wonder though if this is a recent development or if they had separated a few months back and now just publicly stated that they have separated/divorced. Lets all hope that J will be involved in his kids’ lives etc and that both Michelle and Joe can still remain friends and raise their children
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2:22 pm
January 5, 2015
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He said they’re living in different houses so i think it’s been ongoing and that they just went public recently.
3:20 pm
August 8, 2012
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Maybe J gets the kids and there was a prenup so Michele has to get her job back a Friday’s
4:50 pm
April 13, 2012
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I wonder if they still “best friends” ?
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8:25 pm
December 25, 2014
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One thing I do say is this. Regarding the new Hatchet Herald and the news of these two splitting up, as fans/family as some call it, we did not need to know this at all, but it was cool that they came out and stated it. But, one thing I cannot grasp or even wrap my mind around is the whole section of J’s sexcapades now that he is single. I am just a few years younger than him, but my goodness guy, have some respect for Michelle. Yes, they can say this or that in print and act a certain way in public, but behind closed doors, etc, to put this out there and knowing that Michelle may or may not read this, let alone your kids coming across all of this, as I see it, is pretty disrespectful to Michelle and for a 40+ year old grown man – sad
Just my .34 cents
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