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10:24 am
January 5, 2015
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The hatchet Herald announced that j and sugar slam are splitting up. Since Juggalos like to get up in their bidness let’s hear all your crazy ass speculatory rumors about why they broke up.
Here’s mine:
Sugar Slam is clearly a chubby chaser. She was was like putting extra butter and cheese and whatever else into j’s food cuz she likes him thick. When j started losing weight, she bounced. But not just because of the skin and bone aesthetics. Remember when j said he wanted to get into hard drugs and ruin his life? See, the reason he been losing weight is because meth is a mother fucker. It’s been destroying his body ever since he got hooked on it during the killjoy club recordings. That verse on fools is autobiographical. But what had happened was he has this cousin that came to try and get him clean and show him that meth was fucking him up. This cousin is a chick named Mary. She is one of them hippy chicks from Portland Oregon. She doesn’t shave her arm pits or legs. She makes her own hemp oil based soaps that don’t work real good but they smell dope. And Mary fell in love with big hoodoo. The problem though is like big hoodoo has been rollin around with this cat named jupiter, after the planet not the God. So jupiter is so fucking fat he kinda looks like the black me and sugar slam fell madly in love with him. Only thing is: he likes him some skinny meth head clown dick. But with how homophobic j can be with his words, jupiter tried to leave it alone. Until one day sugar slam heard from shaggy that young wicked is trying to hook up with nova rockafeller and that wanted to know if sugar slam would fuck nova’s boyfriend to break them up right before the tour so shed be single and sad in those cold cali nights on the tour bus. But nova only fucks fit as fuck jock types so sugar slam passed and shaggy called mary who passed too because she was kinda feeling nova more than novas boyfriend. So anyway long story short is j won the powerball and decided he wanted to spend it all on meth and strippers but like the only stripper he knows is his cousin mary so like he wasn’t with no incest shit and like he decided that maybe his life was sufficiently wild. So he is kicking shaggy out of icp to be replaced with young wicked and that’s where shit really hit the fan. Sugar slam wanted to take shaggys spot and the cat claws came out. She mauled young wicked in his little punk ass face. So j had to dump her.
11:08 am
May 4, 2014
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Maybe Violent J used the terms ‘cisgender’ and ‘social justice warrior’ and it made her pussy dry up. Save urself, Sugar! Retro sexy all around:
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12:06 pm
April 16, 2014
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Mr. Tidwell said
????The hatchet Herald announced that j and sugar slam are splitting up. Since Juggalos like to get up in their bidness let’s hear all your crazy ass speculatory rumors about why they broke up.
Here’s mine:
Sugar Slam is clearly a chubby chaser. She was was like putting extra butter and cheese and whatever else into j’s food cuz she likes him thick. When j started losing weight, she bounced. But not just because of the skin and bone aesthetics. Remember when j said he wanted to get into hard drugs and ruin his life? See, the reason he been losing weight is because meth is a mother fucker. It’s been destroying his body ever since he got hooked on it during the killjoy club recordings. That verse on fools is autobiographical. But what had happened was he has this cousin that came to try and get him clean and show him that meth was fucking him up. This cousin is a chick named Mary. She is one of them hippy chicks from Portland Oregon. She doesn’t shave her arm pits or legs. She makes her own hemp oil based soaps that don’t work real good but they smell dope. And Mary fell in love with big hoodoo. The problem though is like big hoodoo has been rollin around with this cat named jupiter, after the planet not the God. So jupiter is so fucking fat he kinda looks like the black me and sugar slam fell madly in love with him. Only thing is: he likes him some skinny meth head clown dick. But with how homophobic j can be with his words, jupiter tried to leave it alone. Until one day sugar slam heard from shaggy that young wicked is trying to hook up with nova rockafeller and that wanted to know if sugar slam would fuck nova’s boyfriend to break them up right before the tour so shed be single and sad in those cold cali nights on the tour bus. But nova only fucks fit as fuck jock types so sugar slam passed and shaggy called mary who passed too because she was kinda feeling nova more than novas boyfriend. So anyway long story short is j won the powerball and decided he wanted to spend it all on meth and strippers but like the only stripper he knows is his cousin mary so like he wasn’t with no incest shit and like he decided that maybe his life was sufficiently wild. So he is kicking shaggy out of icp to be replaced with young wicked and that’s where shit really hit the fan. Sugar slam wanted to take shaggys spot and the cat claws came out. She mauled young wicked in his little punk ass face. So j had to dump her.
I’m sorry but this is absolutely ridiculous- J knows way more strippers than his cousin Mary. Otherwise though 100% true.
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2:02 pm
September 5, 2014
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A Sugar Slam album? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! Kill me now. I love her being a part of PSY and all but please, NOT AN ALBUM!
3:49 pm
June 13, 2013
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Shapeshifter has been sitting on a shelf finished for god knows how long, and we’re gonna put it on the backburner again for a Sugar Slam album? Hey, ABK. Are you reading this? Here’s advice: DIP OUT. You’re wasting your time.
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4:01 pm
January 5, 2015
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Shapeshifter has been sitting on a shelf finished for god knows how long, and we’re gonna put it on the backburner again for a Sugar Slam album? Hey, ABK. Are you reading this? Here’s advice: DIP OUT. You’re wasting your time.
You’re assuming it’s finished. It could be him dragging behind not them.
6:42 pm
January 21, 2016
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the_positive_smack said
please for the love of god no sugar slam album nobody wants to hear that
Sadly, you know there are some people who despite it being absolute shit, ride Psychopathic dick so hard that everything they release is a gem.. even a Sugar Slam album.
Why on Earth should there ever be entire album of this (1:48 into the video):
6:54 pm
July 15, 2013
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No Shapeshifter was finished as of the Gathering….when i bought the Prelude copy, Native Worlds Merch guy was like ” the full album is done, ask Psy whats the hold up, they forgetting about us”
Blaze set on 3 videos that was filmed for 3 years only waiting to be finished editing…..he got 2 of them when Twiztid bounce as incentive not to leave too.
DjClay had a video filmed for 2-3 years that they JUST dropped last month or so…..
So its pretty clear if its not something J wants personally done, it gets tossed in a closet somewhere…
as far as Sugar Slam…Fuck her…..over the last 8 years shes dug in to everything comming out of psy.
Radio show…infomercials……judging at the Gathering….Gathering opening ceremonies…..sings back up on everything psy released in the last 4 years…..Shitty job as Ring Girl….hell last week she was answering phones in the Hatchetgear Warehouse…..
FUCK OFF and go take care of your kids….the Wicked Shit dont need Pink n Fluffy anymore.
ps. befor the hate starts for my OPINION….She is the Epitomy of every Chick has ever told us to fuck off, we dont have a chance.
that Blond chearleader bitch that rolls her eyes when they look at a scrub…..Shes every bitch J has ever rapped about dissing him and scrubs…Blond ….Pink…..and his dumbass marries her RIGHT after last break up…….and all the rumors of all the Artist she fucked……that shit wouldnt happen if she would stay at home with her kids in the background…….she dont even look right next to J…he needs a good ol Fat ass bitch, who is mad grateful………and the worst part about Sugar Slam is the way she Curses….like its the first time ….Everytime shes cursed……hearing her say “Motha Focko” makes me want to vomit….
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7:08 pm
January 5, 2015
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I completely and utterly disagree with your opinion of sugar slam. You clearly got baggage. She ain’t got shit to do with the chicks who didn’t want to fuck you. Period. wahh waah she looks like the girls that don’t wanna touch my gross dick.
I like sugar slam as a personality. She’s not the best musically and I ain’t holding my breath for the album but she’s a cool ass lady and -everybody- at psy jumps into everything. Look at young wicked. Look at fucking jumpsteady. Fucking rude boy has been on bits and pieces of tracks too. She’s around and they go shit we need someone and she jumps up cuz she has fun doing it and what the fuck else matters? As for the gathering infomercials, jcw, and gathering duties, again, literally everybody does shit in those. Everybody. Why you hating on her for being just as involved as someone else?
Also your gender roles are outdated. women work. get with the times man. it ain’t her responsibility to spend every second taking care of kids.
7:21 pm
January 21, 2016
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Mr. Tidwell said
I completely and utterly disagree with your opinion of sugar slam. You clearly got baggage. She ain’t got shit to do with the chicks who didn’t want to fuck you. Period. wahh waah she looks like the girls that don’t wanna touch my gross dick.I like sugar slam as a personality. She’s not the best musically and I ain’t holding my breath for the album but she’s a cool ass lady and -everybody- at psy jumps into everything. Look at young wicked. Look at fucking jumpsteady. Fucking rude boy has been on bits and pieces of tracks too. She’s around and they go shit we need someone and she jumps up cuz she has fun doing it and what the fuck else matters? As for the gathering infomercials, jcw, and gathering duties, again, literally everybody does shit in those. Everybody. Why you hating on her for being just as involved as someone else?
Also your gender roles are outdated. women work. get with the times man. it ain’t her responsibility to spend every second taking care of kids.
I hear you here 100%, but saying that she is not the best musically is being a little soft. You don’t have to be nice to everybody, Mr. Tidwell 
7:31 pm
January 5, 2015
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She ain’t the worst person they ever fucked with. krayshawn or whatever is something else. lol.
7:32 pm
July 15, 2013
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and i have to disagree….a woman has children , its her Job/Responsibility to take care of and raise them….or J using your logic….but neither of them really are if mom and dad are running all over the place throwing soda on funny people….ive Never seen JJ with either at the Gathering, hes always with a handler….and if they are both on the road…in a studio…..working elswhere on Pys shit…Who the fuck is raising these kids?…..and why even have kids if your not going to enjoy time with them or shape their lives…..
and yes Everyone does Step up at Psy, so why need her then….
Ps. Jumpsteady , Young Wicked and Jwebb are pretty much keeping Psychopathic Record afloat…i wouldnt call it sticking their nose in shit.
and also….im not butthurt cause “Sugar slams” wouldnt fuck me, i learned at an early age they lacked substance and was all makeup and fluff….i went after the Fat Emo chicks no one fucked with…..so your whole rant is Null..sry :)
7:37 pm
January 5, 2015
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you can say what you want but you clearly got an issue with women you think look like sugar slam.
And someone is taking care of the kids. She spends time with them. J has a recording studio in his house. Kids got school.
J can watch them when shes got something to do at night if he’s in town. Or J’s mom. Or a nanny and shit. It works for people. People do it all over the planet.
we don’t -need- any of them. Cept maybe jumpsteady. When he was gone things kinda fell apart a bit. I’m glad she’s around. Rock it or Sock It is my second favorite show on psy radio. I needed help finding something at the gathering and she took time of her day to help me get where I was going even though she was clearly in the middle of something. She isn’t “putting her nose” in anything. She’s part of their circle and that means she gets offered shit.
7:44 pm
July 15, 2013
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well , at least we can agree Jumpsteady is the fuckin Shit.
7:48 pm
May 28, 2013
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No hate. I’d be curious to hear what she’s got.
I love her as a personality for PSY and I hope she sticks around.
She is a sweet, tiny lady and also the best thing that happened for me at that awkward New Years Eve Ninja Party in Worcester. I put a lei around her neck and declared that she had just gotten laid by a girl. She appeased my drunk ass and gave me a hug.
11:39 pm
January 5, 2015
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V_Ron said
No hate. I’d be curious to hear what she’s got.
I love her as a personality for PSY and I hope she sticks around.
She is a sweet, tiny lady and also the best thing that happened for me at that awkward New Years Eve Ninja Party in Worcester. I put a lei around her neck and declared that she had just gotten laid by a girl. She appeased my drunk ass and gave me a hug.
That’s Fucking hilarious!
12:14 am
May 28, 2013
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It’s true. lol I have some of the weirdest interactions with people. I don’t remember much after that though. The ride back to Connecticut was fucking brutal. I remember that.
12:41 am
October 30, 2013
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I like her fine.
For those being shitty about her, all of the things you mention that you DON’T like about her are some of the reasons GIRLS like her. Her deal ain’t for us (the dudes). She’s PROBABLY part of the reason why going to a juggalo event isn’t just a bunch of guys sword fighting. Sugar is a bot of femininity in what would otherwise be a big sausage party. I think she’s what helps gives girls the valition to be more like GIRLS and not feel compelled to be so butch to hang with the boys. I know MY Gathering experiences probably owe here a thank you or two for the kinda hotties walk around COMFORTABLE in the knowledge that SOMEwhere out there there’s a chick like Sugar amongst it all too.
And @jonnmilenko it’s like the old joke goes, “What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone and a bitch just won’t fuck YOU”… I can be bitter about it too. ALL pretty girls are “bitches”. Doesn’t mean they ain’t cool or down, but when it comes to it… nope.
I mean, unless I’m just not up on my Sugar Slam hate mail, I’ve never gotten an uberbitch vibe from her when I’ve seen her. She seems sweet as hell. An’ not fer nuthin’ but not everyone is gonna respond to some of the simple ass ninjas out there the same way J or Shaggy might. Especially when people are all up in their business as if they know them like that. She doesn’t have facepaint to work with either, so it’s not like she has a mask to wear or fall back to character.
I think Sugar has a definite part to play in Psychopathic and for SOME people, they need to just come to terms with the idea that her shit just ain’t FOR you.
But hey, I ain’t a chick so what do *I know? Maybe all the ladies hate her guts too. But *I don’t see it…
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1:56 am
July 15, 2013
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Cheshyr ….well said
5:08 am
October 30, 2013
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I’d be VERY interested to see this video on Sugar’s next “Rock It or Sock It”….
I’ll just leave this right here:
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