good one there Jigglypuff you creativity was really flowing there

you clearly need a father figure in your life since yours abandoned you when he found you trying on your mother's panties.

I will be your new daddy

I will teach you how to change a tire, how to throw a ball and a punch, how to use a lawnmower, and when you gain enough testosterone and start growing some facial hair I will teach you how to shave.

we need to get some muscles on those little soylent bones of yours, so you need to stop eating and drinking soy move on too low skimmed milk eggs lots of eggs, and not just the egg white the whole egg, beans and tuna and red meat and I don't mean fast food burgers I mean real meat.

I want you to start waking up early in the AM and the first thing I want you to do is as many push-ups and sit-ups you can I know at first 3 will be hard but if you take daddy's advice by the end of summer you should be able to do at least 10 X that amount.

I believe you can do it Jigglypuff you just need the right motivation and once that testosterone starts to build up your going to be able to get boners again and if that does not motivate you nothing will

god bless

I'm just trying to help you out bruh

think of all the stuff you could loot from your local Walgreens if you could lift over 15 pounds

Warhammer would be able to go back to making pewter figures too

and just think of how happy noawarness will be once you can get a boner again, he told me it's been forever since you fudgepacked him and he's been thinking about leaving you for chevy.

so what kind of stuff do you knit???

did you knit yourself a vagina hat while you marched towards the capitol screaming TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT?? in your really high-pitched girlie voice??

I bet when you play x-box live everyone thinks your a woman your voice is so feminine when somebody calls your house and you pick they ask can I please speak to the man of the house??

does this video of Trump getting a standing ovation at UFC 264 trigger you??

jiggles the clown said
Look. Let me be real here for a second. Like, really, really real.

You're absolutely fucking pathetic. I know, you've tried to convince yourself that you're some big bad bully of faygoluvers. but you're not. You're really, absolutely not. Nothing you said has hurt my feelings, or 'triggered" me. You're not offensive. You're just fucking stupid, and annoying. You're less a masculine role model trying to bravely defend traditional masculinity that I know you have convinced yourself that you are. the reality is, you're more like a fucking insect flying buzzing around in everyone's face.

an annoyance. but too pathetic, small and insignificant to really hate, or think about beyond the immediate.

You want to know why i ignore all the shit you say? because despite your fucking fantasies of being the big, bad, tough guy. Nothing you say bothers me because i don't respect you enough to be bothered by it. Notice, how everytime i call you a faggot and a girl and a little bitch, you get all defensive and deny it? because it offends you. it triggers you Now, you notice how I haven't bothered even responding to anything specific you've said? beyond pointing out how pathetic it is that you think "soylies" is the greatest insult ever? that's because i don't give a fuck, about your opinion. nobody fucking does. You're nothing. you're an annoying, miserable insect who's going to die miserable. and I almost feel sorry for you.

it's really fucking *hilarious* all these fucking strawmen you put up and gay fantasies you have about me. I think it's hilarious all this bullshit you try to make up about me, knowing you've never fucking seen me, so that you can feel better about yourself and your own fucking insecurities. when I *have* seen you. I've seen that video of your greatest life achievement - chugging beer. because thats the only thing you're good at, sucking down fluids. - and the funny thing is you talk all this shit but i *know* for a fact that if you showed your face in Oregon and talked shit to me in real life like you do here, I could knock your ass out faster than your french canadian ass could scream "je me rends".

the only thing I *do* care about? the only thing that you've ever said that actually concerns or worries me? that you have kids. I hope whatever child protective services canada has keeps a fucking close watch on your kids. Because I know you're the type of psychopath who would abuse and beat your kids if they showed any interest in things you don't approve of. I hope your kids are gay and they find a better father figure than you.  

I read literally none of that but a post that long clearly means you got triggered once again

except you don't trigger like a regular gun you come off limp and gooey so your basically a caulking gun

did you pre-order any of that Alex Rodriguez make-up for men? or you still just use the Kardashian brand??

god bless you Jigglypuff I bet if I poked you in the stomach you would give out a little "hee hee" like the Pillsbury doughboy 

and you are more trans than Iris

jiggles the clown said

 

you know. like how you're a terrible father and probably beat your kids.  

oh I clearly got to this snowflake and he's melting

sweet dreams my little soylent string bean

Daddy got work in the morning

the_patriot_smack said
he told me it's been forever since you fudgepacked him 

Using "Fudge Packer" as a verb. You see something new every day.

Im trying really hard to be offended but its difficult to get your feelings hurt by a retarded person.

the_patriot_smack said
call me fat call me racist call me gay

none of it is true so I don't care

thats why you're still crying about it like the bitch you are.

so do you two love birds paint each other's toenails?? knit blankets together??

share the same crackpipe?? crack has been legalized in Oregon right??

oh, how Oregon has fallen it has not been relevant since the mid 80's they have not been trailblazers in forever all they do is smoke crack, cry, set buildings on fire, loot targets smoke more crack, and are too dumb to get a single one of those easter eggs.

remember all this started  because I said the MSM is starting to villainize anti-pedos and victimize pedophiles

and you soylies took so much offense by that 

I wonder why??

makes me think that you guys are pedophiles I bet Jigglypuff is a registered sex offender

there is no other explanation on how they got so triggered by me mentioning children are getting abused and trafficked it's like they want to keep that fact hidden and that really creeps me out.

the_patriot_smack said
makes me think that you guys are pedophiles I bet Jigglypuff is a registered sex offender

there is no other explanation on how they got so triggered by me mentioning children are getting abused and trafficked it's like they want to keep that fact hidden and that really creeps me out.  

Sorry... What? Where did this come from? Feels like you're really clutching at straws with this one.

Must piss you off that not everyone wears their political beliefs on their sleaves for the world to see, so you have to reach for ridiculous and outrageous insults that are based on nothing. 

Some faggy terrorist, calling me a pedo, on an insane clown posse forum ain't gonna make me cry, Bro. Gonna have to try harder than that.

So far, youve assumed I'm:

• In my 20s
• Am a plant (because you assume plant estrogen can have any effect on my reproductive system)
• Have a soy obsession (despite you being unable to not mention it in literally every post you make)
• Knit (?)
• I enjoy gay sex but I'm a virgin and also trans (?)
• I don't enjoy sports
• I can't "throw a ball"
• I fuck kids and support child trafficking
• Am easily triggered
• Love Joe Biden (?)
• Haven't seen my father since I was a 5

Probably missed a few but yeah. Good stuff. Definitely cut me deep with that shit. Fucked me up.