the_patriot_smack said

about an hour ago

when’s the last time you opened a jar all by yourself without asking your mom for help??

when’s the last time you played real sports??

last time you did a pushup or a pull-up??

do you even lift bro?? do you know what a kettlebell is??

you ever been to a gym or do you do pilates and hot yoga??

when you to the beach do people call you sting bean??

and most importantly is this your reddit post?

  

a candid shot of smack at home.

the_patriot_smack said
you chevy and dumbass the three of you combined have trouble lifting a 24 of bud light and for the life of you don’t understand why a 24 of light beer weighs the same as regular beer.  

ah, thats your problem. You drink bud light.

You know bud light is full is estrogen? that explains your obsession with masculinity.

See, I only drink full beer, mostly shock top or deschuttes.

you are a full-blown retard, aren’t you??

my love for beer is well known on this forum and I drink Canadian beer my go-to is blue dry 6.2% but sometimes I get Molson dry at 8.5% none of that pussy ass low percentage beer for me if I am being stingy I will get Pabst blue dry or OMD dry 5.9%

anyways off to the movies for the first time in over a year I will be back around 11 PM so you and the soylent brigade can strategize your low testosterone weak ass 3rd grader insults.

god bless

LOL

your pedophile in chief

by the way, Black Widow was a very good movie

Old Milwaukee Dry but 5.9% sounds pretty legit 

Black Widow weirdly was about children getting trafficked and I tried to use this thread to point out that fact nobody seems to care.

it did have a great cover of Nirvana 

and please never call me a cat again

Old Mr Dangerous said

a cat again  

may whatever god you want to bless you bless you

the_patriot_smack said
my love for beer is well known on this forum

This guy is kind of a big deal around these parts…

MASTERWEEDO said
Smack, are you on medication [prescribed or otherwise] or under the care of a mental health professional?  

Xarelto and Janumet are the only prescribed drugs I take and I don’t do any illegal drugs and never even experienced with them have no idea what coke or mushrooms or LSD would do to me and do not care too I don’t even drink coffee and I stay away from sugar as much as I can and soy does not enter my body ever hell I even run bottled water thew a Brita filter fuck the fluoride.

the only bad things that enter my body are beer and poutine

Noawareness said

the_patriot_smack said

the only bad things that enter my body are beer, poutine and dick.

  

wow your insults just graduated from 3rd grade to 4th grade your mom must be so proud and it’s probably the reason you have not seen your father since you were actually in the 3rd grade.

Noawareness said

Irony.  

the funny thing is, he’s been getting absolutely verbally bodied by multiple people, this entire thread, with next to no effort. But he’s too dumb to realize it. Meanwhile he’s writing entire fucking school shooter manifestos on each post lashing out at anyone and everyone who dares to disrespect him, but it’s all so childish that it’s just laughable.