Dear Juggalos worldwide,

Aight so you know I'm like the big sis on this forum. The voice of reason, most times. So now, I'm sounding off and I'm sorry, man. This is going to come off caustic:

Fuck you. Straight up. Fuck you to all the people in the Philly area who didn't show up for the MDP tour. I was livid when I saw the turnout.

Oh...so...what? You're not down with B-sides and rarities? Oh you don't know the words to "Prom Queen" or "Fat Sweaty Betty"? Yet you want to ride Tech's nuts and ride Twiztid's nuts. Aight so...let me put it like this:

Twiztid gets up on stage and essentially says Fuck Psychopathic. Disrespectful. No class. No honor in that. They will get theirs. It don't matter what all the he-said-she-said comes down to: At the end of the day, there's class. There's being professional and NOT coming for the necks of those who put you on in the first place. Those of you who follow that mentale and think that's OK are sad, man. Hm. Nice AK jerseys, Twiztid. Oh. Where'd you get that idea? Nice Spazmatic u got there. Oh. Where'd you get that idea? How innovative. And thanks for not even showing up for your VIPs in Philly, either, with your egos and misogyny. Don't get it mixed up: There's nothing WRONG with them doing their thing. But there is something wrong about them trying to put a negative spin on those that created them as artists. Respect is key. The boys have none. Yet what do you hear from Psychopathic? Nothing but love. That should speak volumes to anyone with half a brain. I call Bullshit, and I'm calling Twiztid out right now. A spade's a spade.

As for Tech....hmf. Say "Family" again from that stage. Go ahead and start that chant, with your painted face. Your legions of fans in polo shirts actin a fool at the club just have NO idea where you got your start. At the end of the day, you just lookin for cash. I've lost a lot of respect for him as an artist. Everready was his last good album, IMO.

But this is all secondary. Now to my main point:

ICP sued the fucking government for their fans. And gave you some of the best concert experiences of your life, point blank, and you know this. Let's not forget who CREATED THE SCENE as we know it. Mr. Bruce, bless his heart, is out there with a bad knee, pushing himself like the wrestler he always been and WHERE ARE YOU, Philly juggalos? Where the fuck you at? Did you run when things got a little tough? The tickets were $5 more. Ooh! Do you just run? The FUCK. Explain yourselves. Because I'm PISSED. Don't you sell out my boys like that. Remember what they showed you and all they do for you! The love they have. Give it BACK. Give. It. Back.

Lancaster is tomorrow, PA juggalos. Do you want to show love to ICP or not? Listen. I was a juggalo long before TwizN9nes, and I will be for long after. I love the rare b-sides and freshness. Enjoy that shit. Enjoy it and respect it and come to the show yo! The FUCK!

I'm sorry but it's just gotta be said. I'm disgusted. I've had it. OFFICIALLY. Huffin and puffin.

If you don't acknowledge the godfathers of the scene and show them love after all these years, when they need you MOST, then shame on you. Shame. Shame on you! Roll squad deep. Grab a homie! Go out on a date with a juggalette! I wanna see the Chameleon Club in Lancaster SOLD OUT. I wanna see all these dates sell out. Support ICP as artists and as your homies and friends. Because they love you and they NEED you. Tomorrow is not promised. Don't ever forget. I personally won't. Ever. And fuck you if you are a bandwagon ryda. Fuck. You. Witcha twitters and all that. Get off the internet and go get LAID.

Love always,
Wowzers

PS--You love the Little Yellow Bus, bitch. You ride that shit all day with me.

PSS--Aight deep breath. But for real, Philly, I'm pissed. Don't you ever pull that bullshit again or I will slap you.