Miklo Velka said

Luckily your dopey ass missed my OG post…..

Don’t get too grumpy homie. 

Only 11 months until you get to roast your weenie again side by side with Scruffy, under the moonlight…..

 

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I don’t get grumpy lol. I’m not dumb enough to let a forum get in my feelings. And yea u got me, can’t wait ta see scruffy I guess? Not sure what ur insinuating there. Now I’m gay?lol. Ur an entertaining fuck, u bitch about anything and everything. I bet u have a proud family

Noah Fence said
He thinks death metal juggalo is a mole because they smoked a blunt together in Canada.  

Purely speculation, maybe there’s more than one.

Here’s a clue: Their general read on Scruffy is that he’s a dude who doesn’t get out much.

True story.

I’m the fucking mole.

My browser takes me to the most recent page in these threads which results in me starting there and reading backwards to catch up. I typically have to read thru 3+ pages of you all fighting and arguing to figure out what the original topic of conversation was. Pretty common theme here on Faygoluvers. If arguging was not allowed the average thread would have 3 posts. Stay thirsty my friends.

Old Mr Dangerous said

Hey fuck you, buddy! People who don’t argue are GAY  

I’m not your buddy, friend.

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[This post is made out of duct tape and beer cans… fuckers. Quit it.]

krunkazphuk said
Evil Nine rox! Appropriate this culture, motherfuckers:

(Now, back to the virtual street carnage…)  

I don’t even know which part of that is thinly veiled sarcasm or a poor music review…

Is it Danny? Is it the video? Is it Evil Nine?

They’re European, you know?

Did you hear that FOX News is no longer broadcast in the UK?

This one’s for The Ladies.

krunkazphuk said

…until Psy woke me up.

Krunk is woke lol

U ggonna start on ur beautiful natural journey ma?

Edit: spelling ;)

krunkazphuk said

Evil Nine is English, not European (‘member Brexit?)

Jesus Xist, Krunk… you really are piece of work ain’t ya? Or at least you enjoy thinking you are.

You are just so incapable of not being a 1UP-ing, petty little bitch, huh?

Impossible! You just can’t.

Do you REALLY FUCKING THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT ?! Do you REALLY fuckin’ think that *I* don’t know the difference between Europe and England? Of course you do! But yer just a fuckin’ caustic, vitriolic, self-aggrandizing little twat.

Why don’t you just post your full resume, so that the rest of us can know how much “more right” you will always think you are than anyone else around here with your MENSA card in hand?

You’ve just been DYING to drop that little nugget on us for YEARS, haven’t ya? Didn’t have the effect ya wanted? Made ya look like more of the thing people accuse you of, didn’t it? Tsk.

How did we all not know, for all this time, that we have been in the presence of so much SUCCESS around here?

We got motherfuckers making “6-figures-in-the-weed game” and members of MENSA slumming it with the likes of US!

“Oh what fools these mortals be!“

And almost like a reminder that I have to renew my Psychic TV subscription, this past week(s) has been FILLED with IQ themed tv shows including a fuckin’ “Facts of Life” episode where Tootie gets in trouble for making fun of the other girls when she sneaks a peak at their test results… and that was the first episode I’ve seen in decades.

There was also a new episode of “Adam Ruins Everything”:

…the clip cuts short, but they go on to point out that some white, male asshole from way back in the ‘olden times’ of Ohio (you know the one, don’tcha, Smartypants?) nationalized the tests as a form of “racial cleansing” to weed out immigrants (back then: the Italians, the Irish, the Jews… ya know… the OTHER white meats)…

Oh… and there’s this thing I found from an article entitled, “Talk Nerdy To Me, My Year In Mensa”

At the end of the lecture, a man approached to ask me what my question was. “I was looking forward to hearing what you had to say,” he said, and seemed genuine. I asked him how long he’d been in Mensa; he told me 45 years and pointed to a Mensa pin on his lapel. “Gosh,” I said. “That’s a long time. Has it changed?” He paused and his face darkened. “Oh, yes,” he said. “It used to be for everyone. Now it’s run by the rich and the well connected—the people who can afford to have free time. And it’s been ruined by political correctness. There are special-interest groups for Asians and Hispanics. I wanted to start a SIG for whites only, but corporate Mensa wouldn’t let me.”

Yeah… I can see why your “puzzle group” decided to make you their Dungeon Master and party planner… Are we gettin’ close?

What dancing pimp .gif  or right-wing shitpost do you have that would best describe your response to that?

Wouldn’t ya know it… There was also this thing that popped up in my feed after I read that from 2014:

She’s obviously an amazing prodigy but… I’m bettin’ if I asked her a question like, “A neden is to a pussy, as Ziggy Stardust is to…”

… the bitch would be STUMPED like the shorty she is!

You fucked up. After all these years of “flying above everyone, “untouchable”… your past few weeks of comments surrounding current events have revealed the one missing section in that ‘+5 Paladin Scale Mail Armor’ of yours… We got that missing thread to your psych profile.

Just like your boy, Trump… PRIDE done did you in.

At this point, you may as well be a ‘bot’. All anyone has gotta do is say the magic word, “Trump” and POOF! you’ll be there with all your bitchcraft at the ready. Cuz while I know you’re NOT a troll… you’re just… a “sour person”. Never a kind word that isn’t jaded. Never a life experience shared that wasn’t meant as a denouncement. Never an apology or word of recompense. For anything.

I’ve watched for the last year+ everyone play your game of trying to “figure you two out” … your Trump-ism… trying to find a center… you just won’t.

Maybe in any other context, those might be admirable traits… Maybe if you used those powers every once in a while to DEFEND us rather than ATTACK us… but after such prolonged struggle…

…and after your little MENSA comment to the Forum:

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.“

Hell, I’m not even doubting that you even ARE in MENSA… But you won’t have to doubt that that means ‘shit else’ to anyone. Least of all, me.

I know for a FACT that there are a lot of really smart people in this forum (geniuses even)…

…and you sure as fuck ain’t the BEST of them.

Thanks again to the both of you for that one nice thing you did for the rest of us that one time a couple years ago.

Do more of THAT and a little less of whatever the fuck you call coming up with new and interesting objects to tell people they can shove up their asses when they call YOU out.

Enjoy the rest of your day, you little genius you.

I quit your game. For the second time.