Of course, ICP has enjoyed a very long career with many albums, EPs, etc. No matter how hardcore of a Juggalo you are, there is bound to be some songs that you probably don’t enjoy very much. If you had a gun to your head and were forced to pick just ONE ICP song as the worst one, what would it be and why? 

I’d have to go with “If” from Bizaar/Bizzar. I realize the goofiness is intentional, but it’s just TOO stupid in my opinion. ICP’s never been known for their pure rap skills, but this song is well below their usual talent/creativity. The lyrics don’t always really rhyme and the whole song is basically “If I was <insert inanimate object> I’d be like <insert sound effect>.”  The beat is also super corny. One redeeming quality is the chorus, when the group of people very disinterestedly say “If I was if I was but I’ll never be…” I find it amusing. 

I’m a musician myself and really enjoy all kinds of different genres of music, so throughout my tenure as Juggalo since 1998 I’ve seen people hate on when ICP started incorporating more rock into the music even though I dug it. Recently I saw some comments from people that don’t like Lost because of the lack of guitar, so that’s amusing to me. Point being, I can get down to all kinds of songs, but “If” just won’t work for me!