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7:55 am
July 15, 2012
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Imagine that entertaining juggalos is your job. In fact, you're the boss. And all the scheduling, the booking, the behind-the-scenes headaches, the lawsuits, sheeeet, all that is YOUR job. You have a career based around juggalos and all their chaos and BS.
Can you feel your blood pressure just rising? Your eye twitching just a little bit? Thought so.
That's why my homies and I decided to send Billy Bill a Christmas card this year: It's got a big ole puppy in a santa hat on the front. Pretty much the cheesiest, corniest, cutesiest one we could find.
The question is: How will he react? Flipping desks and punching out interns? Or will he just get a glazed look in his eye: “…….Fucking juggalos…fuck. What is this shit?” Random…
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Missile_Toe, SPOOKYtheFUNGI8:10 am
April 13, 2012
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you think ur the first jugg. 2 send billy or psy. a christmas card ? he'll never see it. they get hundreds of cards. 
K R U S H - K I L L - D E S T R O Y !
9:16 am
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May 22, 2012
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ive always had the impression that billy doesnt like us very much. hes definitely quicker to lay a juggalo out than show any love.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGIawfully paranoid, arent you?
10:44 am
My boy stole Billy’s golf cart at the 08 gathering. Good times! Lol. He was PISSED!!!
11:57 am
July 14, 2012
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I doubt you would get a direct response from him, but that shit does get to them.
Billy is actually a cool ass ninja as long as your not all over someones nuts then he will bust your head.
Shit, back when I was a little ass ninja Hallowicked 97 I saved up my loot for like 6 months to get a bunch of merch, I was like 12 at the time 3 juggahoes jumped me for my shit as soon as I hit the floor. Anyways bummed out I went out back by the merch and shit thinkin wtf I was there by myself and I see Billy mofo walked up to me and asked if I was alright so I told him what happened, next thing I know he took me backstage and asked what got jacked and the fucker replaced pretty much everything I bought and even got my jersey signed by the clowns.
The last gathering after I wrestled in BloodyMania I seen Billy for the first time in a good 8 yrs, so I said whats up shit he bullshitted for a good 10 minutes with me and gave me props on the match. Billy does look like he is ready to crack skulls when needed, but he does give a fuck about ninjas in times he really doesnt have to. MCL
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI12:22 pm
March 31, 2012
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thats a fresh story yo..
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12:30 pm
November 12, 2012
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Word
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI1:02 pm
July 14, 2012
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Thanks ninjas, that kind of shit is the reason why Ive ran with a hatchet for 18yrs now. MCL
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI4:57 pm
July 15, 2012
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Naw, I mean, Bill gets stressed, but who wouldn't? He's always been cool with me. It's just funny to think about how much stress being the brains of the operation must be. I've seen Bill speeding on his golf cart towards a flaming port-o-potty at the gathering, with a look that was frankly priceless. That's why we sent him a card this year…with a puppy dog on it. To his office. Too funny.
JuggaloJ said:
My boy stole Billy's golf cart at the 08 gathering. Good times! Lol. He was PISSED!!!
Kyle and Rudy–the NR4F crew. AND they stole Billy's beloved demolition derby trophy. They were at my site so I watched all that go down. That night was NUTS. But I think that honestly Bill was having fun with it too–like a game of cat and mouse. But after Kyle passed away, Billy was cool as fuck and Psy showed a lot of love and support to the whole crew…”Zombie Slide” being dedicated to Kyle and all that. Lol. That night was ridiculous. Billy and Kyle are BOTH clowns in my book.
6:18 pm
I have never heard ANYTHING about Zombie Slide being dedicated to Kyle. Where in the fuck is this??
8:16 pm
April 13, 2012
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i've never heard anything good about billy ! 
he always mean muggin' the fam. ! 
a hater, but he'll take ur money !
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10:23 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i've never heard anything good about billy !
he always mean muggin' the fam. !
wow and bobbos anecdotes about billy bill are the first two ive heard that didnt include the phrase, 'shut the fuck up.'
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:51 pm
September 17, 2012
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Billy was security first. I know if a crazed fan, or a crazed non fan playing the role was 1 out of 10,000…I'd be looking extra hard to find that 1.
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4:10 pm
man quit hating on billy. the dude has been with the clowns since before they were clowns. from security to the #1 tour manager in the country to the owner/president of psychopathic records he has done it all. i think he has a done a damn good job since double a retired. psychopathic was a sinking ship the captain took off and after a couple rough years they are still on top.
4:37 pm
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May 22, 2012
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man quit hating on billy. the dude has been with the clowns since before they were clowns.
im not hating on billy bill [well, maybe just a little bit].
down with the clowns he may be, but down with the juggalos? the data is inconclusive, at best.
ive talked to billy before. he didnt, in my case, say anything harsh [or friendly, either], but he did give me a look that made me shift my feet to a more defensive stance, just in case.
i have seen him floor ninjas twice, though. for one, i have no idea what the beef was, but the other was on some ultra-petty bullshit, no question.
i cant speak to the quality of his performance as an executive, as i have no behind-the-scenes access. hes still in charge and the label is still profitable, so, judging by the state of things, he must be doing well enough.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
4:43 pm
March 31, 2012
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scruffy said:
i have seen him floor ninjas twice, though. for one, i have no idea what the beef was, but the other was on some ultra-petty bullshit, no question.
care to elaborate??
5:04 pm
September 17, 2012
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Not all juggalos are cool. Not sure the situations you speak of, Scruffy. But if once in awhile something went wrong, to me, it's worth it in the end to protect his fam. Shit happens.
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5:19 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i suppose i will elaborate, though i debated it for a few minutes, due to warlocks penchant for… well, being himself.
at the gathering, billy and whoever was driving were in a golf cart, ripping along at top speed [naturally], and clipped some kid on the way by [naturally]. the kid says, 'watch where youre going!'
the cart comes to a sudden halt, out jumps billy bill, who walks right up to the kid without a word, and body checks him right to the deck.
now, im talking about a lil teenage skinny kid here, getting the back of his head bounced off the ground for an offense that i wouldnt consider worthy of a casual 'fuck you.' like the big bad school bully or something.
youd think that a man as hard as billy would have thicker skin…
at any rate, he definitely wasnt protecting shit. just thuggin up on a kid that never had a chance in hell.
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5:38 pm
September 17, 2012
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Without video it's pretty easy for anyone on my side of the fence to naturally think the kid saw Billy and ran in front of the golf cart trying to flag em down or some shit.
Especially knowing how stupid juggalos have been at the gathering during certain situations, I could easily see a reason for him not dropping his guard.
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6:00 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Without video it's pretty easy for anyone on my side of the fence to naturally think the kid saw Billy and ran in front of the golf cart trying to flag em down or some shit.
nah, he was walking the other way, didnt see them coming up behind. but hey, for all i know, billy had been lookin for the poor fucker all day, because the kid did whatever whatever.
i can only guess at his motives. all im sayin is, it looked kinda bad. kinda funny, too, i suppose, if its not your head. wish i did have a video.
im not tryin to run the guy down. im more or less in awe of him, really. its hard not to have respect for a guy thats known for fuckin people up. i sure as hell wouldnt want to fight him.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGIawfully paranoid, arent you?
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