Behold the next Joker’s Card:

It’s just about some dude named Fred.

Spoilers ahead for those that don’t want the details of what the album will be about.

Basically, this shit is gonna be mad fresh, fam. The wicked clowns are definitely back on this one!!!

CellE2057 said
Behold the next Joker’s Card:

It’s just about some dude named Fred.

Spoilers ahead for those that don’t want the details of what the album will be about.

Reveal Spoiler

He enjoys having a clean house but who has time to clean when you have to stay late at work to get those papers faxed for the bigwigs upstairs? Not Fred, that’s for sure. 

It’s not that big of a deal though. I mean, sure he works long hours but there’s some decent stock options so he doesn’t really mind it. Plus he has a decent start on his 401k and he gets dental. Which is always nice. 

Plus our hero Fred gets Mondays off so he can relax on his white couch and watch some golf while sipping a Corona light (with lime if he’s had a particularly rough week). 

Sometimes he thinks about inviting Karen from accounting out. Maybe they could go to Olive Garden and order some chicken together and then…ya know, Fred doesn’t want to be a bother, really, truly, he doesn’t, but maybe his server could take his chicken back and have them make it again but less spicy? Great, thank you. 

But, as with all other characters in the Dark Carnival, there’s a dark side to Fred…

Fred, every so often, feels stress and self-doubt slowly creeping in. I mean, is he really going to get that promotion that Brad from upstairs mentioned to him? Does Karen like him? The Macy’s down the road from him only had three penny loafer options in his size the last time he bought a pair, are they going to stop carrying them? How will his feet properly penny loaf then? If his stock options dwindle and thus his expendable income lowers, how will he be able to keep up his reputation at work as “Fred with the bright colored ties”!? Those brightly colored ties (new ones every week) aren’t cheap and, gosh darn-it, his co-workers rely on his ties every day (Monday’s excluded) to make them smirk approvingly. 

 

Basically, this shit is gonna be mad fresh, fam. The wicked clowns are definitely back on this one!!!  

Whoa bud, let’s tone it down a bit.

Karen is just coming off of a failing six year marriage that includes kids. She works the same job but gets paid less than her male counterparts. Yes, she once had a thing for Fred but, could not act upon her feelings when she found out about Fred’s secret passion, Furries. Rumors circulated that Fred and Brad (from upstairs) would secretly meet on weekends and partake in the Furries sexual ritual known as Yiffing. She does not need that in her life or around her kids rite now.She brushed off Fred’s advances but in typical Fred fashion he does not take no for an answer.She had to lodge an complaint with Beatrice (from downstairs) in the H.R. department because Fred would be in full furries get up waiting in the parking lot by her car when their shift was over.Its very unsettling.

randy gall said
I dont know if you guys is right buT i just dropped off a red fred in the toilet at walmarts man  

Uhh, you should probably go see a doctor. 

Fantastic freak funhouse

And I kinda dislike the ballsack on his forehead

Pretty cool I guess.  Really tho, don’t really care for the JC face.  There only so many ways you can re-create an ICP joker card face. I just want ICP to deliver good fuckin music.

Good, cuz I was thinkin how the fuck could that get leaked!!!!!  Has a new JC card face ever been leaked before its release??

ScottieD said

I mean they typically leak the face before the album is released, but to my knowledge, no JC face has been leaked before ICP wanted it to be.  I could be wrong though.  

yeah, that’s what i was trying to say.  I don’t think so either….

I just wonder who drew it? I found this on Facebook on juggalos page