scruffy said

CellE2057 said
I have a whole shelf in my room dedicated to televangelist freebies, chick tracts, and various festival leaflets/pamphlets/trick money that I've been given over the years.  

i collect watchtowers. 

jehovah witness shows up at my door and doesnt have a watchtower for me, i go off on the poor scrub.  but, if the same kid gives me my shit, ill usually let em give their pitch. 

after that, of course, ill rip em for bein dumb enough to think the door-to-door shit ever netted em anything.  or for continuing to recruit and swell ranks when only 144,000 of em are gonna get the hookup. 

 

collect the fake money shits, too.  or, sometimes, ill wheel over to the church they came from, and seed em around the parking lot. 

The door-to-door is their version of a rite of passage. When enlisting, er uh, joining them, they have to do their rounds until the higher ups say they're done. The poor fucks don't have a say in any of it either. If you walk in your local Kingdom Hall and sign up, you very well might get sent to Haiti to go door-to-door or you might just patrol your neighborhood. It all depends on if they like you or not and there is no appeal system. 

That's a really watered down, dumb version of it but basically, they typically don't want to be doin that shit anymore than you want them to be there and they, meaning the kids doin it, know the door-to-door doesn't work but their higher ups are making them do it. 

With all of that said, yeah, I usually let em give me their speech and then get all philosophical on the poor fucks and start askin for proof of their claims.  

CellE2057 said 
 ... With all of that said, yeah, I usually let em give me their speech and then get all philosophical on the poor fucks and start askin for proof of their claims.  

Maybe it's because I grew up in the Bible Belt, but for about the past decade when I've made eye contact with a trolling Jehovah's Witness around my front door they've averted their eyes. I wish I could bottle that feeling.

Man too lazy to read? You need an eyemaster or so some eye - bo. Hahaha

I took a Side With quiz, I guess I'm libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

Psyral Infection said

JiffyLong said
I took a Side With quiz, I guess I'm libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

Is it an online quiz? Post link if it is, please/

@psyral-infection, http://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz, it was for my government class. 

No surprise i side with bernie and jill Stein

scruffy said

scalia died today.  well, yesterday, but point being. 

could end up making this a watershed election.  never know exactly what factors will be defining the politics of the day, in the next decade. 

Him being dead is one step closer to world peace, in my book. We need to get all of these lifetime appointees that have held their office since before the civil rights movement OUT of office. That Scalia fuck was always one of the major figureheads of the Courts that have prevented so much progress....

Of course, the news got me thinking about how they haven't said HOW he really died and I'm wondering if he liked doing David Carradine type shit like choking himself while jerking off or had a heart attack fuckin' a prostitute... would we ever really be told or know? Usually POSs like Scalia, the ones that "doth protest too much" about shit like gay rights or drugs or women's issues are the very ones DOING the thing they pretend to hate so much; Could you imagine how this country would tear itself apart if it were ever found out that a SUPREME Court judge was doing that? EVERY ruling he ever made would be challenged. It would be legal chaos! But... more than likely the fat fuck died of some congestive heart thing... They say people have heart attacks often while on vacation because of the change in their activity and eating habits. Meh.