Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution![Image Can Not Be Found]

On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”

And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.

Timed to coincide with GLAAD’s Spirit Day on October 17, they teamed up to produce the “All Together” cereal, which Kellogg’s says is the first to offer Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Raisin Bran, and Rice Krispies “exclusively together.”

Unlike the mix of cereal the image on the box implies, it’s actually a Limited Edition Variety Pack with 6 individual sized boxes inside, but consumers are free to create any combination they like. Froot Loops and Raisin Brain together? Let your freak flag fly, honey!

Kellogg’s chief diversity officer (why does a cereal company need such a thing??) Priscilla Koranteng said, “At Kellogg, we are firmly committed to equality and inclusion in the workplace, marketplace and in the communities where we work and live.” As part of the Spirit Day partnership, Kellogg’s is donating $50,000 to GLAAD.

According to the All Together Cereal page on Kellogg’s website, Spirit Day is when “millions wear purple to stand up against bullying, and to support a more accepting world for LGBTQ youth.”

The site explains the thinking behind the cereal:

We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love. We believe that all people deserve an environment where they can be their best selves.

GLAAD’s John McCourt said, “The All Together cereal encompasses the values of diversity, equality, and solidarity that Spirit Day is all about, and we hope that LGBTQ youth everywhere receive the messages loud and clear.”

Equality and inclusion in a breakfast food – it's social justice cereal! I think I'm gonna lose my breakfast.

That's just Stoner cereal. I do that shit all the time.

I hafta try that now, even if I end up catching the gay

Utah is fucked especially with libtards like Lucem living there

now whatcha gonna do when the U.N drops 50,000 Muslims onto you brother?? 

King Lucem Ferre said

Nothing. I don't give a shit.  

that's the difference between me and you I give a shit I care about my surroundings

I am passionate about my city and my people you just don't give a shit and it's worked so well for you 

King Lucem Ferre said

No, I'm just smart enough to know that it's not going to make much of an impact other than more people will be Muslim.

I'm already surrounded by people I don't agree with or have a cultural bond with. I coexist and get along because I'm not a bigot.  

nope its because you are a pussy and just take the shit that's served to you

i'm a Juggalo I identify as one like 6th

I'm a male

I'm a son

I'm a father

I'm a brother

I'm a Christian

I'm a Juggalo

you are????

your not even a Juggalo you say again and again that your not yet you listen to the musick and spend way too much time on a forum that's for Juggalos.

your just lost but it's OK I accept you for who you are

fuck skin color everybody's blue

now be prepared to get on your knees five times a day while you face mecca 

or you become smart enough to know what making a difference is

King Lucem Ferre said

I’m not a juggalo because I respect having my own identity and hate the way this culture, like any other culture, tries to control and dictate who you are.

so who are you?? 

tell us

your what happens when somebody eats monopoly and shit's out connect 4??

you just don't fit in ??

you might have gender dysphoria

it's a real condition that only affects libtards

Smack being agressive, Lucem being passive. Nothing entertaining here.

Im out, have a good night fellas.

the_blanchet_smack said

yep your a bitch

you think rules are different for you than anyone else

your the next @david_black little girl  

you're

No, you're a bitch. I never said anything about rules not applying to me. I'm just not complying to stupid labels that you need to slap on people because you're too much of a coward to accept the complexity of humans. If anything it'd make me a bitch to conform and try to force my identity into the boxes you laid out for me and yourself.

What ever rules you think I'm rejecting, if I am rejecting them It's not a double standard so I wouldn't think they're different.