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9:37 pm
August 8, 2012
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Saturdays I usually go kick it and get drunk and high, then record music ..and eventually fuck some random hottie
honestly that's how it almost always goes
9:39 pm
August 27, 2012
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Sean Law said
All true. But honestly, I haven't been out like that in many years. And sometimes you just gotta go home. Risky I know, but when impaired you don't care.
Question really is how bad where you slumming it?
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
9:56 pm
May 4, 2014
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Sean Law said
All true. But honestly, I haven't been out like that in many years...
I believe it. Got stank dick?
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10:45 pm
February 24, 2014
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My dick smells like gummy bears. Only stank I know is the stanky leg.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
10:54 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Sean Law said
My dick smells like gummy bears. Only stank I know is the stanky leg.
Why you be raping gummy bears?
11:24 pm
February 24, 2014
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Its not rape if the willing
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
1:51 pm
June 13, 2013
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Sean Law said
I'll keep it short. And this is legit.Went to bar. Got drunk. Man tells me his wife thinks I'm cute and wants to take me home. I oblige. I sex up his wife while he watched TV. I puke in their sink. Drive home with 1 eye open. ( as I could not see straight). Hit up a drive thru. Pass out. Wake up in clothes with my underwear in my pocket.
What the fuck lol?! I believe it
"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox
7:22 pm
February 24, 2014
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At the bar, alone, and this ugly chick keeps eyeballing me. I might have to take her to her home and make her feel perrty.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
7:40 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Sean Law said
At the bar, alone, and this ugly chick keeps eyeballing me. I might have to take her to her home and make her feel perrty.
Maybe she wants to drug you and harvest your kidney. So maybe you should do that to her before she gets the chance to do it to you.
9:57 pm
March 30, 2013
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I believe ya, Sean. This forum is great to post unbelievable stories because it is populated by the homies and there is less chance for burfnurken.
I work every Saturday and just got home an hour ago or so. Recently promoted to manager at the dispensary. It's not easy. Have to deal with little bitchboys and girls that you work with and their wack faults and their childish resistances. Everyone wants to be the boss. I don't, but I was chosen due to my ethics and good ways with every different type of person. One kid thinks he is the smartest because he smokes more shatter than anyone else. The other is a washed up broad that has trouble not being the one in control, as well as with her anxiety issues. Its a fucking angering job, sometimes.
But I got free and next-to-free products, regularly. Wax, herb, edibles, vapes, you name it. Anyone want to come through and get high in Fort Morgan, Colorado, I got the stuff lol.
Come through when I'm working and mention Faygoluvers and I'll give you a discount!
Now I'm trying to wind the kids down. Work never ends.
1:10 am
March 26, 2015
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My Saturdays are pretty boring usually, today was no different. The highlight was going to some friends' house up the street; we got stoned & played a card game. I'm currently a little jacked up on coffee & still kinda buzzed.
This message was sent from my Atari 2600 through fiber optic cable made of fucks I no longer give.
1:19 am
September 18, 2012
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I could have gone to Tech N9ne and done the VIP in exchange for helping clean up after the show, but I'd prefer paying for all that.
2:12 am
August 8, 2012
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everytime I hung out with tech n9ne it was fuckin boring. kaliko was way cooler tho ..atleast he would drink. tech was like the designated driver that nobody wants to talk to. he definitely ain't into getting a buzz on. tech wouldn't even hit the blunt ..what a fag.
2:27 am
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May 22, 2012
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my homie had a bbq for the pacquiao/mayweather fight. food was great, fight was barely worth talkin about.
sounds like its street race night, tonight.
we got a bunch of traffic lights here that are right around a quarter mile apart.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:56 pm
August 14, 2014
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@86 if you like, we could put Stomp! on repeat for three hours while we drive to whatever crack motel this bitch is beefin in and toss her in a ditch. No? Oh well.
I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...
OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:20 am
June 13, 2013
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
@86 if you like, we could put Stomp! on repeat for three hours while we drive to whatever crack motel this bitch is beefin in and toss her in a ditch. No? Oh well.
Da fuck? Lol
"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox
12:36 am
August 14, 2014
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86 said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
@86 if you like, we could put Stomp! on repeat for three hours while we drive to whatever crack motel this bitch is beefin in and toss her in a ditch. No? Oh well.Da fuck? Lol
Just a thought, sucka. No one should have to dump their wife in a river with only their child for moral support.
I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...
OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:47 am
June 13, 2013
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
86 said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
@86 if you like, we could put Stomp! on repeat for three hours while we drive to whatever crack motel this bitch is beefin in and toss her in a ditch. No? Oh well.Da fuck? Lol
Just a thought, sucka. No one should have to dump their wife in a river with only their child for moral support.
Me and my wife have gottenn back together. Have been for like a month now.
"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox
1:33 am
September 18, 2012
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Good to hear. I almost apologized on OCJ's part for the fucked up comment he made. It was pretty low, man, pretty low.
1:35 am
August 14, 2014
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86 said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
86 said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
@86 if you like, we could put Stomp! on repeat for three hours while we drive to whatever crack motel this bitch is beefin in and toss her in a ditch. No? Oh well.Da fuck? Lol
Just a thought, sucka. No one should have to dump their wife in a river with only their child for moral support.
Me and my wife have gottenn back together. Have been for like a month now.
I didn't realize the original post was from February. I thought it was a new thread as I saw it over the weekend and the title is "The Saturday Night thread".
I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...
OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
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