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your last meal
June 1, 2016
6:55 pm
krunk
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Pretty sure if you convincingly asked for another hooker cooked medium-rare you might get a stay of execution (except in Texas and Utah.)

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June 1, 2016
7:12 pm
Nyro
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Never had an issue with the death penalty. I do have an issue with repeat drug users getting crazy time.

Murderers, child molesters .....no sympathy. None. 

However.....

Spoon of black olives

BBQ chicken

Homemade potato salad

Ice cold unsweetened tea

Moms pineapple upside down cake

Bag of Mrs.Vickie's jalapeno chips

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DemonicSwagger
June 1, 2016
7:27 pm
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100% 20 original spicy wings and about 4-6 bottles of Budweiser from my local restaurant Pippas in Danbury, CT

June 1, 2016
7:29 pm
Carnivalkilla44
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^Back in the day that's what my father and myself ate every Monday night for about 12 years

June 1, 2016
7:31 pm
Mr. Tidwell
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Probably a nice steak or somethin'.

 

June 1, 2016
8:00 pm
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Some bomb pussy covered in mashed potatoes and white castle cheeseburgers

                   .....but....

On a serious note, I'd have Salisbury steak with mashed potatoes and corn.... Pretty much a banquet tv dinner lol but the homemade good shit. With E & J brandy mixed with mountin dew. 

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scruffy
June 1, 2016
8:06 pm
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10 real tacos. Hopefully good tacos. I would be happy anyways but imagine getting a little Oakland roach coach taco. Or where ever u get ur tacos from. FUCK!

Shrimp cocktail. With avocado and all the shit.

AMERICAN bacon pizza with extra mushrooms. New York style.

my moms scrambled eggs. 

Two 500 ml Mexican cokes

one cotton candy faygo 2lt. 

Two scoop Sunday from baskin Robbins or what ever. Cookie dough and wild and reckless toped with strawberries.

bucket of ice.

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June 1, 2016
9:06 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Something rediculously hard to acquire or an extinct animal that could never be attained....MWAHAHHAHA

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scruffy

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June 1, 2016
9:27 pm
bayAreaShaman
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OCJ_Brendan said
Something rediculously hard to acquire or an extinct animal that could never be attained....MWAHAHHAHA  

Panda fetus.

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June 1, 2016
11:37 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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NY pizza.. thin sliced Neopolitan with extra cheese. From oNE of my four favorite pizza joints.

Buffalo wings.

My mom's french toast.

My wife's pasta salad.

Blackberries fresh off the bush.

Glass of ice water from Jupiter's moon Europa. On the rocks with a wedge of lemon.

Sour Punch Straws.

Something that will give me terrible gas so that I can perturbed my murderers in the little electric chair room... I assume I'm getting electrocuted.

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scruffy
June 1, 2016
11:51 pm
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one large mug of exquisitely brewed dark roast coffee. 

the finest blunt this side of suicide bomber heaven. 

a double shot of jameson. 

and a camel izmir stinger cigarette. 

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DemonicSwagger

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

June 2, 2016
6:15 am
Carnivalkilla44
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bayAreaShaman said

Panda fetus.  

Bwahahaha Just laughed out loud at work reading this.shots

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scruffy
June 2, 2016
7:18 am
djscrubb
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@scruffy yeah I had to google that  camel izmir stinger cigarette lol

2 Fat ass 10oz Filet Mignon's

Buttery Garlic mashed potatoes

String beans

Eggs Benedict w/ Strawberrys

1 Michigan Apple

A huge slice of German chocolate cake

1 sleeve of Oreo's

An ICE COLD IPA (Goosehead)

I could go on on.....but Ill stop here.  Are we allowed any narcotics?  haha 

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scruffy
June 2, 2016
8:40 am
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Pork chops grilled with my favorite dry rub

asparagus with minced garlic butter and onion salt

a raw turnip

and 2 cold bottles of jarritos (one tamarind and the other guava)

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scruffy
June 2, 2016
9:00 am
Sean Law
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a bag of psychedelic mushrooms

Gringos locos tacos

a sensible chilli chilli  cheeseburger from Red Robin

washed down with lagunitas.

at this time the shrooms should be kickin in.

Then take a big ole shit in my pants.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

June 2, 2016
2:14 pm
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A dicks deluxe with fries

Forty of Mickey's ice

And a pack of ho hos

June 2, 2016
2:23 pm
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 I'm thinking something along the lines of the stinkiest food to excrete... and lots of it. And wash it down with a glass of castor oil for the laxative effect. When they kill me, they are going to smell my execution lingering in the air for weeks.

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June 2, 2016
2:34 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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the_smack said
reading this made me real hungry

I don't think they allow booze with your last meal but if they did I would wan't a 12 pack of Molson Dry  

I love Molson and Labatts so much from living in NY that I had my local liquor store order both. Now they sell em steadily.

Canadians do indeed produce tasty beer. I hate Budweiser.

June 2, 2016
2:43 pm
randy gall
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man it will be pussy becuase I ain never had it  then hot dogs pizza ice creme with fries candy bars 

lots of beer man and every thing at burger king  and I will shit my underwears and then man and a bunch of cake  and I need food right.  now man

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

June 2, 2016
3:02 pm
Miklo Velka
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Old Mr Dangerous said

Canadians do indeed produce tasty beer. I hate Budweiser.  

No doubt.

Try Steam Whistle Pilsner or Mill Street Organic if you can find it.

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I do like Budweiser too. Never got a hang over from that shit.

 

cheers

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