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11:29 am
February 24, 2014
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what are some weird, interesting, or pointless news stories circulating your local area/state?
http://www.newser.com/story/20…..ubexchange
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/n…..ee-7573036
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12:32 pm
March 8, 2014
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No story to link, but Cedar Point just opened last weekend, and the various agencies (county, ODOT, etc) chose now as a good time to have half the routes into and through town closed for construction – turning the tourist traffic, that’s normally just a clusterfuck, into a clusterfuck of epic proportions. It’s been entertaining to watch.
Also, if you follow the NFL at all, my town’s at the center of the story regarding Frank Clark, the DE/LB who was drafted out of Michigan by the Seahawks, and his November arrest at our own Kalahari Resort for beating his girl – who is laughably named “Diamond Hurt”. http://www.sanduskyregister.co…..nt/8121991
A cold case has been reopened nearby, where a local man was crushed to death in a garbage truck… It recently came out that a local police officer who’s know for “pranks” may have put him in the dumpster while he was drunk, and after realizing the dude died from it, the authorities covered it up. Been an interesting one to follow, because the county where it occured has been a hotbed of police and judicial malfeasance of late. http://www.sanduskyregister.co…..nt/8121826
11:26 pm
March 26, 2015
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entrappedmind said
A cold case has been reopened nearby, where a local man was crushed to death in a garbage truck… It recently came out that a local police officer who’s know for “pranks” may have put him in the dumpster while he was drunk, and after realizing the dude died from it, the authorities covered it up. Been an interesting one to follow, because the county where it occured has been a hotbed of police and judicial malfeasance of late. http://www.sanduskyregister.co…..nt/8121826
Stories like this make me think of the people who decided to become police officers after watching the movie, “Super Troopers”.
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11:36 pm
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May 22, 2012
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or police academy.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:51 pm
July 5, 2013
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There was a fight of about 100 people opening day at the local amusement park…
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com…..wood-park/
Other than that; I’m having a health scare. I brought home a girl from the comic-con a few weeks ago, and I think she either gave ma a UTI (Yes men can get them if you don’t know. I thought only women got them at first) Or chlamydia…. I’m going to buy UTI meds online. And if it’s not that I have to take the walk of shame to the clinic for a prescription of Azithromycin. It fucking blows you NEED a prescription for that. Both are curable but it’s so fucking embarrassing. I work in a freezer at a distribution center and the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the building. I have to strip down out of my freezer suit and scampy my way across the building to piss. And it’s like 4 times a day in a 9 hour shift. Very noticeable.
Moral of the story: No matter how nerdy or innocent the girl appears. Wear a condom kids. 
12:14 am
February 24, 2014
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One_3rd said
There was a fight of about 100 people opening day at the local amusement park…http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com…..wood-park/
Other than that; I’m having a health scare. I brought home a girl from the comic-con a few weeks ago, and I think she either gave ma a UTI (Yes men can get them if you don’t know. I thought only women got them at first) Or chlamydia…. I’m going to buy UTI meds online. And if it’s not that I have to take the walk of shame to the clinic for a prescription of Azithromycin. It fucking blows you NEED a prescription for that. Both are curable but it’s so fucking embarrassing. I work in a freezer at a distribution center and the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the building. I have to strip down out of my freezer suit and scampy my way across the building to piss. And it’s like 4 times a day in a 9 hour shift. Very noticeable.
Moral of the story: No matter how nerdy or innocent the girl appears. Wear a condom kids.
Condom? Fuck is that? Ohhhh, that’s that Weiner cover that usually gets ripped off anyways.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:36 am
July 5, 2013
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RIGHT!!! I had some too. She just looked soooo nerdy it was cute. Them fucking anime whores! All I wanted to do was see RVD and be nostalgic while walking past 90’s toys. I shoulda just stuck with the plan; but did I? No I didn’t lol
12:41 am
August 27, 2012
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One_3rd said
RIGHT!!! I had some too. She just looked soooo nerdy it was cute. Them fucking anime whores! All I wanted to do was see RVD and be nostalgic while walking past 90’s toys. I shoulda just stuck with the plan; but did I? No I didn’t lol
You dripping (no homo) most male Chlamydia and Gonorreha has a drip associated with it. Might just be Gonorreha im not 100%. The free clinic is a great place to get some more ass homie…you know they don’t make good life decisions and are vulnerable at the same time…its a double whammy /personal experience
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12:42 am
February 24, 2014
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NEVER pass up any opportunity to hit some strange. Gotta live for the moment.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:49 am
July 5, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
One_3rd said
RIGHT!!! I had some too. She just looked soooo nerdy it was cute. Them fucking anime whores! All I wanted to do was see RVD and be nostalgic while walking past 90’s toys. I shoulda just stuck with the plan; but did I? No I didn’t lolYou dripping (no homo) most male Chlamydia and Gonorreha has a drip associated with it. Might just be Gonorreha im not 100%. The free clinic is a great place to get some more ass homie…you know they don’t make good life decisions and are vulnerable at the same time…its a double whammy /personal experience
It always feels like it’s got some dripage going on but there’s none. And no discoloration really that I can tell, but I drink creatine regularly so it makes my piss change colors all the time depending on what else I drink that day.
Sean Law said
NEVER pass up any opportunity to hit some strange. Gotta live for the moment.
Yeah but this moment is lasting longer than that moment lmao
2:00 am
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August 6, 2013
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A man murdered his mother and his 5 year old brother. The woman saved her two year old by hiding him in a dumpster. Dude dumped his brother’s body in a river. Then he confessed.
http://m.ketv.com/news/amber-a…..r/32852350
Why did he do it? Who knows, but maybe he’s MS13 or something.
5:03 am
January 21, 2014
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police are “vowing to protect non-violent protesters” in Cleveland, they are waiting for the judge to make a decision on yet another police shooting case. so they apparently appointed citizen peace keepers so that shit don’t pop off like it did in Baltimore.
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2:47 pm
March 26, 2015
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Just another day in yuppie paradise.
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8:39 pm
May 9, 2014
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A lot of Meth, a LOT of Meth. Meth everywhere. I used to live down the street from a MethLab, just Meth, Meth, and more Meth.
http://www.lancastereaglegazet…..arch/Meth/
Meth houses with 3 year olds, Meth addicts, Meth in backpacks, MethHeads, can’t get over how much Meth there is. And there’s some kids at my school trying Heroin, so if it’s not Meth, it’s Heroin, or some Pills, lots of pills.
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9:12 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Black Eyed Kids invading! Their coming to collect your souls! Run for the hills! :P
10:34 pm
August 8, 2012
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I can’t even remember one day that I haven’t heard gun shots outside
10:56 pm
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August 6, 2013
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JiffyLong said
A lot of Meth, a LOT of Meth. Meth everywhere. I used to live down the street from a MethLab, just Meth, Meth, and more Meth.http://www.lancastereaglegazet…..arch/Meth/
Meth houses with 3 year olds, Meth addicts, Meth in backpacks, MethHeads, can’t get over how much Meth there is. And there’s some kids at my school trying Heroin, so if it’s not Meth, it’s Heroin, or some Pills, lots of pills.
But yeah, it was easier for me to find meth in Omaha (I wasn’t looking) than acid or even mushrooms.
9:34 pm
March 30, 2013
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Been raining the most ever here in Eastern Colorado. Apparently it is highly unusual. Lots of flooding. A town over had to be evacuated. Hasn’t stopped the dispensary traffic. Worked all day today slangin herb with one of our computers down. . .
next month I will be on my first plane flight in my life. Going to fly back to NY hometown for a week’s vacation. Owner even gave me a $150 cash bonus for the trip.
Met a guy today from my hometown. It was trippy as fuck. He even knew my college. Small world.
1:13 am
September 18, 2012
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I got a new fancy ass grill. I shall post images of my new fancy ass grill eventually. It was $100 but looks worth much much more than that. So, if anybody comes into Utah this summer yall know my address come over and perhaps we can grill some food or something.
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