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11:41 pm
August 27, 2012
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So without too many details a buddy of mine delivers me something weekly sometimes twice. He used to be lazy but has gotten increasingly sketched out as years have turned into a decade and now he always packs my something in a 16oz Maxwell House Coffee can thats half empty.
I don’t drink coffee and have had limited success bequeathing these cans to people because who the fuck wants a half used can of coffee. Im looking at a dozen of them while I type this and will probably just throw them out…but feel like a first world asshole dumping pounds of coffee in the trash…
If you want the hookup on some Maxwell House pm ya boy…I gots the breakfast blend by the pound.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
11:59 pm
August 14, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
So without too many details a buddy of mine delivers me something weekly sometimes twice. He used to be lazy but has gotten increasingly sketched out as years have turned into a decade and now he always packs my something in a 16oz Maxwell House Coffee can thats half empty.I don’t drink coffee and have had limited success bequeathing these cans to people because who the fuck wants a half used can of coffee. Im looking at a dozen of them while I type this and will probably just throw them out…but feel like a first world asshole dumping pounds of coffee in the trash…
If you want the hookup on some Maxwell House pm ya boy…I gots the breakfast blend by the pound.
At least he ain’t putting your boy/girl in a bottle of shampoo and making you clean up after your sweaty speedball binges. Hahaha, I kid.
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12:10 am
July 11, 2012
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12:11 am
August 27, 2012
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You give me far too much credit sir. My glass dealer has a tunnel into my room he delivers daily. Who has time to speedball when you are grinding your teeth to stumps and cleaning the same spot youve been scrubbing for two days. Only rich highclass people have money for both smack and rocks at the same damn time…its good to have land.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:15 am
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ordinarily, id say you should become a coffee achiever, like the rest of us.
but breakfast blend is usually terrible.
know anybody at a soup kitchen?
or a hospital? im sure your local emergency room would love six pounds of free/cheap coffee.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:16 am
August 27, 2012
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Violentdope said
http://www.theprairiehomestead…..ounds.html
number 3 is ideal really..shrooms. Cant go wrong.
Did you read this? Not many practical uses for them except maybe turning my worms into caffine addicts or growing mushrooms. Maybe ill try to deorderize my fridge lol…VD your a dirty hippy.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:19 am
August 27, 2012
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scruffy said
ordinarily, id say you should become a coffee achiever, like the rest of us.but breakfast blend is usually terrible.
know anybody at a soup kitchen?
or a hospital? im sure your local emergency room would love six pounds of free/cheap coffee.
See now were cooking with gas. You got my mind jogging and now I realize I have a brother in OCJ who is a volunteer firefighter up the way a bit. If I marry the half containers into three or four full containers theyd prolly take em…If not i do have an ER up the street I just figured theyd only take sterile shit..
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:19 am
August 14, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
You give me far too much credit sir. My glass dealer has a tunnel into my room he delivers daily. Who has time to speedball when you are grinding your teeth to stumps and cleaning the same spot youve been scrubbing for two days. Only rich highclass people have money for both smack and rocks at the same damn time…its good to have land.
Dave Mustaine was far from rich when he was rollin and shit for days in end and smuggling drugs into other countries in his speaker cabinets.
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OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:21 am
July 11, 2012
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lame I know but the shrooms won me over
12:25 am
August 27, 2012
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
OCJ_Brendan said
You give me far too much credit sir. My glass dealer has a tunnel into my room he delivers daily. Who has time to speedball when you are grinding your teeth to stumps and cleaning the same spot youve been scrubbing for two days. Only rich highclass people have money for both smack and rocks at the same damn time…its good to have land.Dave Mustaine was far from rich when he was rollin and shit for days in end and smuggling drugs into other countries in his speaker cabinets.
Drugs are free for Rockstars shun. Take your false Metal Gods and kick rocks. Honestly I know Dave Mustaine is some Metal guitarist or singer but IDK which one.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:29 am
August 14, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
OCJ_Brendan said
You give me far too much credit sir. My glass dealer has a tunnel into my room he delivers daily. Who has time to speedball when you are grinding your teeth to stumps and cleaning the same spot youve been scrubbing for two days. Only rich highclass people have money for both smack and rocks at the same damn time…its good to have land.Dave Mustaine was far from rich when he was rollin and shit for days in end and smuggling drugs into other countries in his speaker cabinets.
Drugs are free for Rockstars shun. Take your false Metal Gods and kick rocks. Honestly I know Dave Mustaine is some Metal guitarist or singer but IDK which one.
Free? Lmao. He wasn’t a rockstar. He spent most of the 8k for Killing is My Business and spent it on booze and drugs. Plus he was selling drugs. No need to be rude, but if you’d like to continue, I could definitely assist you in sucking farts out of my asshole. Telling me to “kick rocks” and your general lack of respect isn’t going to fly with me considering what was originally a joke is being turned into something more for whatever reason.
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OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:31 am
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
OCJ_Brendan said
Drugs are free for Rockstars shun. Take your false Metal Gods and kick rocks. Honestly I know Dave Mustaine is some Metal guitarist or singer but IDK which one.
Free? Lmao. He wasn’t a rockstar. He spent most of the 8k for Killing is My Business and spent it on booze and drugs. Plus he was selling drugs. No need to be rude, but if you’d like to continue, I could definitely assist you in sucking farts out of my asshole. Telling me to “kick rocks” and your general lack of respect isn’t going to fly with me considering what was originally a joke is being turned into something more for whatever reason.
hes just fuckin witcha, guitarwhat.
or, metalhorror. or sumn.
name is too long to type out every time. mhgw doesnt seem to be any better, either…
maybe ill just go with, ‘metal’.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:32 am
July 11, 2012
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Dave Mustaine is delusional nut
12:33 am
August 27, 2012
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
Free? Lmao. He wasn’t a rockstar. He spent most of the 8k for Killing is My Business and spent it on booze and drugs. Plus he was selling drugs. No need to be rude, but if you’d like to continue, I could definitely assist you in sucking farts out of my asshole. Telling me to “kick rocks” and your general lack of respect isn’t going to fly with me considering what was originally a joke is being turned into something more for whatever reason.
Haha your cute. Your the guy that called me a junkie and being told to kick rocks upsets you? Wrong forum for thin skin buddy Why so Serious? Im just yanking your chain call off the netwar there will be no ethugging tonight. This thread is about Coffee not Dead Metal guys.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:34 am
August 14, 2014
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scruffy said
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said
OCJ_Brendan said
Drugs are free for Rockstars shun. Take your false Metal Gods and kick rocks. Honestly I know Dave Mustaine is some Metal guitarist or singer but IDK which one.
Free? Lmao. He wasn’t a rockstar. He spent most of the 8k for Killing is My Business and spent it on booze and drugs. Plus he was selling drugs. No need to be rude, but if you’d like to continue, I could definitely assist you in sucking farts out of my asshole. Telling me to “kick rocks” and your general lack of respect isn’t going to fly with me considering what was originally a joke is being turned into something more for whatever reason.
hes just fuckin witcha, guitarwhat.
or, metalhorror. or sumn.
name is too long to type out every time. mhgw doesnt seem to be any better, either…
maybe ill just go with, ‘metal’.
Lmao. That was pretty funny for some reason. And I wasn’t sure if he was fucking with me or being serious, but either way I didn’t care much for it.
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OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:38 am
August 14, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
Haha your cute. Your the guy that called me a junkie and being told to kick rocks upsets you? Wrong forum for thin skin buddy Why so Serious? Im just yanking your chain call off the netwar there will be no ethugging tonight. This thread is about Coffee not Dead Metal guys.
I didn’t call you a junkie and it was a joke. Which is why I made sure to add “hahaha, I kid” so it was more obvious I wasn’t being serious. And honestly, I don’t care if you’re a junkie or not, I generally don’t judge others unless it’s a detriment to their relationships with others. Since I didn’t realize what exactly your friend was stashing in the coffee cans, I just went to the most extreme thing I could think of.
Anyways, lemme extend the e-Bong and squash this.
Violentdope said
Dave Mustaine is delusional nut
Yes he is. Well, post-drugs Dave Mustaine is. And a pretentious dick. He used to be cool though, mainly between 1985-1994. After that, he was a total joke.
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OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
12:41 am
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May 22, 2012
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okay, just to check… [and with apologies to brendan for further derailing his shit…]
without me havin to look it up, dave mustaine is megadeth, yeah?
[edit]
also… is it just me, or does ‘lemme extend the e-bong and squash this’ sound kinda dirty, somehow…?
say it out loud, youll see what i mean.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:43 am
August 27, 2012
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Yeah and Metallica according to google.
@Metal guy. No harm no foul buddy you are new in these parts I don’t do internet beef I smoke weed and manage a grocery store and in my free time I lurk these parts.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:44 am
August 14, 2014
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scruffy said
okay, just to check… [and with apologies to brendan for further derailing his shit…]without me havin to look it up, dave mustaine is megadeth, yeah?
Yep. And he was in Metallica before the first album was released. Apparently Megadeth and Metallica fans were pretty violent towards each other in the 80s.
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Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
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