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What Do I Do With All this Fucking Coffee.
August 18, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
So without too many details a buddy of mine delivers me something weekly sometimes twice.  He used to be lazy but has gotten increasingly sketched out as years have turned into a decade and now he always packs my something in a 16oz Maxwell House Coffee can thats half empty.

I don’t drink coffee and have had limited success bequeathing these cans to people because who the fuck wants a half used can of coffee.  Im looking at a dozen of them while I type this and will probably just throw them out…but feel like a first world asshole dumping pounds of coffee in the trash…

If you want the hookup on some Maxwell House pm ya boy…I gots the breakfast blend by the pound.

 

 

Send it all to Columbia, see how they like it. That’ll piss ol’ Juan Valdez off. Him and his goddamn donkey.

August 18, 2014
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Maxwell House is the cheapest and tastes like shit. Dump the coffee, recycle the cans. I bet it’s about a 1.50 wholesale worth of coffee, ground from cheap beans, that you are worried about. They sell massive canisters of that MH shit here for 3 bucks Canadian.

August 18, 2014
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the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
August 18, 2014
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LTB said
Coffee is dead to me. Monster Energy all day long. But  my dad drinks coffee and maxwell is his preferred, think about it, donate to him and then you’ll have some huge coffee-pull should you ever get into shenanigans in Fort Wayne! That’s bound to happen at some point right?

Energy drinks might just be worse than crank.  Jussayin.

stretchSquiggles said
i like coffee… so you can send that shit my way, no drugs just coffee… I don’t need half a pound of crank in the morning (Anymore) XD

 

but seriously Maxwell house is some good shit and some jack and you can really start the day off right. 

Lmfao!

In what way?

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

August 18, 2014
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LTB said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said
Coffee is dead to me. Monster Energy all day long. But  my dad drinks coffee and maxwell is his preferred, think about it, donate to him and then you’ll have some huge coffee-pull should you ever get into shenanigans in Fort Wayne! That’s bound to happen at some point right?

Energy drinks might just be worse than crank.  Jussayin.

stretchSquiggles said
i like coffee… so you can send that shit my way, no drugs just coffee… I don’t need half a pound of crank in the morning (Anymore) XD

 

but seriously Maxwell house is some good shit and some jack and you can really start the day off right. 

Lmfao!

In what way?

Because they are terrible for your health?

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August 18, 2014
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Energy drinks may be bad for your health, but what really isn’t that wakes you up quick? Energy drinks taste like shit but if you guzzle them you can wake right the fuck up. Beats falling asleep on the while driving home, I can tell you that. I used to drink a lot of coffee but ever since I started the Monster type drinks I swear it doesn’t even wake me up anymore. It always feels like I’m drinkin’ decaf.

August 18, 2014
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But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

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August 18, 2014
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I don’t dig the taste at all man lol, but to each his own. I drink them because they work. Also a great way to get drunk and stay awake are Jagerbombs. Whole different subject though. A lot of people like the taste but to me it tastes kinda bubble gummish, not my thing. Could be worse though, if it tasted like some V8 bullshit I wouldn’t be able to drink it at all. At least the energy drinks are tolerable, if not enjoyable.

August 18, 2014
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LTB said
But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

Look up the word “facetious”, bro.

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Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...

 

August 18, 2014
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Lo-Carb and Absolute Zero are all I drink, and if I want indulge, the occasional Khaos. Try those flavors, and they don’t work very much for me anymore I drink three a day and the buzz wears off pretty fast. I’m a hopeless addict forever chasing that first high.

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August 18, 2014
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said
But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

Look up the word “facetious”, bro.

I don’t need to, I’m well aware its meaning. You seemed serious after you gave a response that sounded serious. S’all good in the hood.

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August 18, 2014
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LTB said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said
But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

Look up the word “facetious”, bro.

I don’t need to, I’m well aware its meaning. You seemed serious after you gave a response that sounded serious. S’all good in the hood.

I think Energy drinks are horrible for your insides, but obviously I was exaggerating.  Well, at least I thought it was obvious.

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Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...

 

August 18, 2014
11:45 pm
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said
But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

Look up the word “facetious”, bro.

I don’t need to, I’m well aware its meaning. You seemed serious after you gave a response that sounded serious. S’all good in the hood.

I think Energy drinks are horrible for your insides, but obviously I was exaggerating.  Well, at least I thought it was obvious.

You one sensitive white (totally guessing) dude Metal Guy…Ima call you powder…

For all you goddamn 90s babys…

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And before you get all sensitive…I love that fucking movie…it moved me…

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 18, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

LTB said
But to call them worse than crank is assinine. And monsters are delicious pat.

Look up the word “facetious”, bro.

I don’t need to, I’m well aware its meaning. You seemed serious after you gave a response that sounded serious. S’all good in the hood.

I think Energy drinks are horrible for your insides, but obviously I was exaggerating.  Well, at least I thought it was obvious.

You one sensitive white (totally guessing) dude Metal Guy…Ima call you powder…

For all you goddamn 90s babys…

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And before you get all sensitive…I love that fucking movie…it moved me…

The only bad thing about that film is that Victor Salva is a pedophile.  He did Jeepers Creepers 1+2 as well.  His first film was Clownhouse, and he got in serious trouble for shit he did with the youngest of the three boys.  If you ever see a picture of Victor Salva, he has that typical child molester look about him.

 

Sexual abuse case

At the age of 29, during production of Clownhouse, Salva sexually molested the film’s 12-year-old lead actor, and filmed their encounters. Salva pleaded guilty to one count of lewd and lascivious conduct, one count of oral sex with a person under 14, and three counts of procuring child pornography.[1] Salva was sentenced to three years in prison, of which he served 15 months.[5]

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Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...

 

August 19, 2014
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Ewwwwww. But Jeepers Kreepers was a dope movie series.

 

So just like Micheal Jackson we forgive him and now sacrifice a child to be molested in his name.

August 19, 2014
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Ewwwwww. But Jeepers Kreepers was a dope movie series.

 

So just like Micheal Jackson we forgive him and now sacrifice a child to be molested in his name.

Eh, Michael Jackson was never actually convicted of child molestation.  There’s a difference between being charged and convicted.  This asshole [Victor Salva] was actually convicted and only served 15 months of a 36 month sentence.  Pretty disgusting.  Isn’t even half of his sentence.

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Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...

 

August 19, 2014
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Yea this was actually covered before in another thread.  I didn’t know he made Powder…hmm small world.

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August 19, 2014
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MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Ewwwwww. But Jeepers Kreepers was a dope movie series.

 

So just like Micheal Jackson we forgive him and now sacrifice a child to be molested in his name.

Eh, Michael Jackson was never actually convicted of child molestation.  There’s a difference between being charged and convicted.  This asshole [Victor Salva] was actually convicted and only served 15 months of a 36 month sentence.  Pretty disgusting.  Isn’t even half of his sentence.

Protip:  Be careful playing with Lucem Powder…He is much more restrained by himself then he used to be…but given your sensitive streak id not take him too seriously…overreacting around him will turn your friendly Mogwi into…well you know where this goes.  He broke our lucky13 though so hes being friendlier recently…

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 19, 2014
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I had to realize that I was just being a dick to 13. Yes, he is just as guilty, but in reality I should have just let it go because all it was is just me trying to gain some pathetic sort of pride as a way to feed my already gluttonous ego.

August 19, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Ewwwwww. But Jeepers Kreepers was a dope movie series.

 

So just like Micheal Jackson we forgive him and now sacrifice a child to be molested in his name.

Eh, Michael Jackson was never actually convicted of child molestation.  There’s a difference between being charged and convicted.  This asshole [Victor Salva] was actually convicted and only served 15 months of a 36 month sentence.  Pretty disgusting.  Isn’t even half of his sentence.

Protip:  Be careful playing with Lucem Powder…He is much more restrained by himself then he used to be…but given your sensitive streak id not take him too seriously…overreacting around him will turn your friendly Mogwi into…well you know where this goes.  He broke our lucky13 though so hes being friendlier recently…

Only thing I will never take lightly is child molestation.  So if he’s not down with that, I got two words for him…

 

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