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August 7, 2013
7:06 pm
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i would just like to point out the whole "pick your battles" shit guys talk about is bogus, lets face it, our battles are picked for us. we just have to accept that women have us by the balls (in some cases literally) for an example a man hits a woman, woman calls cops, man goes to jail, woman hits man, man calls cops, man goes to jail lol j/p but really i doubt they'd do much to her (at least here in indiana, hell they might actually take the guy who got hit to jail lol) and if you ever do win a fight with your girlfriend, she prolly let you win lol

 

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August 7, 2013
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In a sense I agree Travisstick but I think it depends on the woman.  I can win the battle, but if I do I usually lose the war which is what I think you are saying.  Where in Indiana do you live I'm originally from Terra Haute, I've got a lot of family out there.

 

Edit: I am also blessed with a girl who is level headed and logical in her approach to life, so she doesn't want me upset at her as much as I don't want her upset at me.  I've dealt with the other kind of chick many times, but I'm lucky to have found one that actually recognizes my stake in the whole thing.

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August 7, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
In a sense I agree Travisstick but I think it depends on the woman.  I can win the battle, but if I do I usually lose the war which is what I think you are saying.  Where in Indiana do you live I'm originally from Terra Haute, I've got a lot of family out there.

yea that's pretty much it, it's like they let you win just to give you hope... so they can crush it lol, i live in Richmond it's on the complete other side of Indiana, shit we're almost ohio, the city and state line are so close lol

 

August 7, 2013
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Is it off 70?

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August 7, 2013
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Is it off 70?

lol 70 runs right around us, and 40 right through

 

August 7, 2013
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bill burr>>>

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August 7, 2013
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The Warlock said
bill burr>>>

imo bill burr is the shit

 

August 7, 2013
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in mine as well

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August 7, 2013
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travisstik said

OCJ_Brendan said
Is it off 70?

lol 70 runs right around us, and 40 right through

 

cool you are on my way home then lol 40 runs right through terra haute as well.  I have to travel the whole state of Ohio, then the most of the state of Indiana to go home.

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August 7, 2013
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travisstik said

OCJ_Brendan said Is it off 70?

lol 70 runs right around us, and 40 right through  

cool you are on my way home then lol 40 runs right through terra haute as well.  I have to travel the whole state of Ohio, then the most of the state of Indiana to go home.

 

well if you're ever on your way home and need a place to stop stretch and smoke a bowl hit me up

August 7, 2013
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Bet thats whats up homie I appreciate that.

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August 7, 2013
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OCJ the t&a in those shows can keep us interested enough. Snookie is bangable enough. You just know she'd "buff the pickle" well haha snort snort.. oh geez I'm going to hell for knowing Jersey Shore stuff .

 

Its all muff gahbage!!

 

There are cool girls that are reasonable enough, not many. My girl likes Hanson, Britney Spears, stupid magazines and girly crap inaaddition to better things like SOAD, ICP n Twiztid, marijuana leaf, rape jokes, etc... its just her. She knows it's ridiculous and shallow but at least she is aware of the dumbness of popular rubbish. 

August 7, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said

There are cool girls that are reasonable enough, not many. My girl likes Hanson, Britney Spears, stupid magazines and girly crap inaaddition to better things like SOAD, ICP n Twiztid, marijuana leaf, rape jokes, etc... its just her. She knows it's ridiculous and shallow but at least she is aware of the dumbness of popular rubbish. 

Aside from the Hanson Im in the same boat...and its a nice boat...

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August 7, 2013
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see i got a theory, i call it the C.B.G. or Crazy Bitch Gene, every woman has it, i'm pretty sure it's in the estrogen, i think the severeness is linked to the mother, said gene is the reason bitches kick off their flip flops and run out the club to jump on someones back, and even though no actual scientific research has been found or actually looked for i'm pretty sure this gene explains things such as stupid tv show and stupid movies, they are either deranged and are torchering you, or worse yet themselves by watching this mind numbing dribble. i have sat through two seasons now of americas got talent and american idol..... (yes i could have went and done something else.... i also could have spent those nights beatin off on the couch before i crashed on it.... lol ok maybe i wouldn't have had to sleep on the couch) and if that's not deranged intentional mental abuse i don't know what is

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travisstik said
see i got a theory, i call it the C.B.G. or Crazy Bitch Gene, every woman has it, i'm pretty sure it's in the estrogen, i think the severeness is linked to the mother, said gene is the reason bitches kick off their flip flops and run out the club to jump on someones back, and even though no actual scientific research has been found or actually looked for i'm pretty sure this gene explains things such as stupid tv show and stupid movies, they are either deranged and are torchering you, or worse yet themselves by watching this mind numbing dribble. i have sat through two seasons now of americas got talent and american idol..... (yes i could have went and done something else.... i also could have spent those nights beatin off on the couch before i crashed on it.... lol ok maybe i wouldn't have had to sleep on the couch) and if that's not deranged intentional mental abuse i don't know what is

its directly linked to their period then I beleive you are correct.  My girl is the shit 3 weeks outta the month but one week she will punch me in the face when I wake up for leaving the toilet seat up.  

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August 7, 2013
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Toilet seat fuck dat. I bought the wooden seat to replace one of those vile, foam stained white ones.. I clean the muhfucka and I have a dick. Put the seat down yourself bitches!!! 

 

Soon it'll be like South Park with the toilet seat belts hahaha

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August 8, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Toilet seat fuck dat. I bought the wooden seat to replace one of those vile, foam stained white ones.. I clean the muhfucka and I have a dick. Put the seat down yourself bitches!!! 

 

Soon it'll be like South Park with the toilet seat belts hahaha

"Sir, I need to check ya asshole" <-- best SP moment in recent memory. Saw it originally with my new born in my arms at the hospital, desperately trying to refrain from laughing. But couldn't, she woke up screaming lol

have you ever lived with a woman or even had a girfriend for that matter??? dude you leave the toilet seat up and her legs will lock up tighter than a dolphins butthole

 

August 8, 2013
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travisstik said

Old Mr Dangerous said
Toilet seat fuck dat. I bought the wooden seat to replace one of those vile, foam stained white ones.. I clean the muhfucka and I have a dick. Put the seat down yourself bitches!!! 

 

Soon it'll be like South Park with the toilet seat belts hahaha

"Sir, I need to check ya asshole" <-- best SP moment in recent memory. Saw it originally with my new born in my arms at the hospital, desperately trying to refrain from laughing. But couldn't, she woke up screaming lol

have you ever lived with a woman or even had a girfriend for that matter??? dude you leave the toilet seat up and her legs will lock up tighter than a dolphins butthole

 

I've lived with the same chick for 15 years so yes lol. And we've had other female roommates at times. 1

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