HE GOT THE BONE...better get a fake moustche buddy they BOTH coming for child support...

Scissor me timbers...

I think im loosing brain cells watching this shit...cant get past the 8:30 mark..

Smoke some herb it'll counteract the imbalance of stupidity...

Bes Maury story ive got.  So my girl was trying to buy a used Acura and we have this strip of used car dealerships in an area just south of where I live, where rednecks and gangsters clash for space.  

So I go with her and we find the perfect car for the perfect price, and she is in the office doing credit check shit.  In the lobby theres 2 tvs playing Maurey and Im there for about an hour so I figure hey why the fuck not.  Now there are about 4 homies sitting infront of the TV making fun of the dudes on the show, like damn idk why they'd do that...and somehow I guess whether or not they are the father correctly about 4 or 5 times in a row.  

These dudes seriously thought I was the Maury rain man.  They were awed by my prowess of determining baby's fathers.   Seriously they would not shut up about it.  Imagine my girls suprise when she came out of the office and her casper white boyfriend was kicking it on the couch eating KFC(seriously) with the homies.  I mean ive got a alot of black friends, but I had just met these dudes, and within 45 minutes they had offered me a drum stick...

travisstik said

OCJ_Brendan said

travisstik said
lol right i was crakin up when they started huggin at the end sayin they might get back together lol sounds like a setup, those bitches just wanted babies now he's fucked as fucked can be lol

You do know Maury is fake and scripted like Jerry Springer right?

 

lol shit i don't care i usually on the comp and blaze while she watches that shit, but it'd figure they would, i mean seriously if my chick was like "hey we're going on the maury/jerry show" i'd be like "well i'm out bitch see ya" lol cause you know that shit ain't gonna end well lol besides they'd have to at least be getting close to having every hoe in the us on that shit looking for baby daddies by now

I feel ya on this 100% my girl loves those VH1 reality shows.  I get high and play games while she watches em so it works for both of us.  No judgements here we all gotta compromise to get our rocks off...If she wants to watch housewives though...I demand anal...no exceptions...

Haha i dont have to ask either, I was just being funny.  Im welcome in any hole at any time

Monoxide's verse...but my girl aint a fattie, id still hit it if she was i love that puss...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....tdUEuOSY5M

PunkRockJuggalo said

Scratch n sniff booty.. genius packaging..

Any other guys have to sit through shit like Bad Girls Club and Next Top Model.. or Sabrina the Teenage Witch??? We don't have television but my woman watches the trash on YouTube n such. Oh and JERSEY FUCKJNG SHORE

OCJ_Brendan said
Ive seen every episode of jersey shore.  that trainwreck can be enteraiining at times, but im glad its canceled..

didnt you give me shit for watching love & hip hop? haha

The Warlock said

OCJ_Brendan said
Ive seen every episode of jersey shore.  that trainwreck can be enteraiining at times, but im glad its canceled..

didnt you give me shit for watching love & hip hop? haha

yea for watching it. I've "seen" every episode not by choice, but because I was forced to.  I didn't watch it, it was on, I wanted pussy, so on it stayed...simple decision on my part.

When you are in a committed adult relationship that spans several years you will understand buddy.  She doesn't wanna sit there and watch it by herself so I'm usually on the laptop playing games, she likes to have someone there to hear her stupid comments as she watches.  to quote travisstik

travisstik said

lol i'm pretty sure every guy that lives with a woman has to watch stupid ass shit

Its just how it works man.  I don't make the rules, but compromise is one of them...end of discussion lol. I coulda made a stupid point on a stupid issue, but relationship 101 says "Pick yo fucking battles wisely" and I do.  If I demanded not to watch a stupid VH1 show...which i'm sure i could have done, she probably would get upset at me being an asshole for no reason, leading to no pussy that night.  I'm glad I let you know about this it will be relevant someday for you i'm sure.  Now you will have all the info needed to make a decision in the moment.  Im not preaching, but in my defense I have been with my girl for a fucking minute so i'm obviously doing something right.