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THE DRUNK AS FUCK THREAD
July 22, 2013
2:03 am
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Smoke Weed 

July 22, 2013
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@novocaine, if you still have that bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, man, you need to drink that shit. Bars sell shots of that for $!00-$120 each, the shit's insane. I used to cop it when I went to Jamaica all the time wit this girl I went out with awhile ago. Duty free it was a great buy, still expensive as fuck bu much cheaper than buying it here. Johnny Walker Blue is so fuckin good, you need to drink that shit up homie if you haven't already.

July 22, 2013
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@lucem ferre, if you can't find any mouthwash you can always drink cake extracts. You know, like vanilla extract? They have a few in the supermarkets up here dude, the orange one is something like 182 proof or some bullshit like that. If funds are low and buying a bunch of cake extract nips isn't in your fiscal future, maybe you have some cologne in the bathroom that you've been neglecting to put on? How about some shampoo that you don't use? Yes, I do realize that you don't live in Russia, but you need to be getting drunk and these are desperate times aren't they? Yes, consuming cologne and shampoo may cause blindness, but you should catch a buzz either way, and that's what's really important, right? Right. So what if you go blind, sight is totally overated. Plus, your breath will smell spectacular. Just throwing some ideas out there for you Lucem. Least I can do. 

July 22, 2013
5:37 pm
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patjoyce said
@novocaine, if you still have that bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, man, you need to drink that shit. Bars sell shots of that for $!00-$120 each, the shit's insane. I used to cop it when I went to Jamaica all the time wit this girl I went out with awhile ago. Duty free it was a great buy, still expensive as fuck bu much cheaper than buying it here. Johnny Walker Blue is so fuckin good, you need to drink that shit up homie if you haven't already.

ah its still there. its one of the fancy bottles though, with the wooden casing and cert of authenticity n shit, ive had the straight up bottles that are like 300ish bucks cheaper. i have no shortage on fine alcohols hahah. i dont drink that much but im always inthe bottleshop buying alcohol for someones birthday so i tend to buy alot of stuff because it looks fancy. 

 

you can buy a bottle of johnny blue here for about 200ish but i got one of the special '200 only bottles'. they range from like 500 upto 60 grand give or take on the vintage. mines a 30 year, which is pretty damned good but on medium on the scale of what you can actually get. 

July 22, 2013
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Dude, I am so fuckin jealous of you right now. How in the fuck do you find the restraint not to drink that shit? If it was me, that shit would be gone homie. Holy shit man, good for you. It could be worth a lot of money one day to the right person.

July 22, 2013
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patjoyce said
Dude, I am so fuckin jealous of you right now. How in the fuck do you find the restraint not to drink that shit? If it was me, that shit would be gone homie. Holy shit man, good for you. It could be worth a lot of money one day to the right person.

 

haha for me it has sentimental value because my homies al got together adn got it for me, they were pissed at first that i didnt buy it but they understood, if i was feeling stupid i could probably go buy another bottle if i could find it. theres a few on ebay atm. i used to drink alot, but my best friend passed away @ 27 this time last year from liver failure (he was a raging alcoholic), and after that i pretty much havent been able to pick up a drink.

 

i have a pretty big collection though, maybe 50 - 60 assorted bottles. mostly bourbon, whiskey, tequila or congnac and a few good sake bottles (kumpai!, iLL!) oih and maybe 2 or 3 bottles of vodka. the johnny blue is probably my 2nd most expensive bottle, and the oldest i own. the enxt is a bottle of cognac i got on the sly that is worth 1500 but i got it through dubious means for a hundred bucks.

July 22, 2013
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For some reason I feel at home in here

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July 22, 2013
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Cabal said
For some reason I feel at home in here

 

would you like teh bottle of nasty i have in the back of my cupboard. i dont want to give it to lucem, i dont want to be held responsible for killing him.

July 22, 2013
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It's safe with me, alcohol should have killed me by now...((still probably will from a heart attack or something down the road))... I have no idea how you or anyone could save booze for that long. Or why it's even better in the first place sitting for a lifetime....

 

I just want the alcohol

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July 22, 2013
7:58 pm
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Me drink da beer

July 22, 2013
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you havent lived until youve drunk 30 year old whiskey. its.... i dont even know where to start. its amazing.

July 22, 2013
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novocaine said
you havent lived until youve drunk 30 year old whiskey. its.... i dont even know where to start. its amazing.

I'm intrigued..

July 22, 2013
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novocaine said
you havent lived until youve drunk 30 year old whiskey. its.... i dont even know where to start. its amazing.

My stepmom used to have a bottle of johnny  blue...until I drank that shit...shes still mad at me cuz I was a no nothing 21 year old when I did it..just a squirrel tryna get a nut my bad

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July 22, 2013
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I'm drunk right now and lost under 1600 dollars online. 

 

I'm going to keep drinking and play again. 

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July 22, 2013
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I drank 9 tall boys of light beer.

July 22, 2013
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I would put the odds that you pissed over 6 times drinking them at 2 to 5

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July 22, 2013
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Cabal said
I would put the odds that you pissed over 6 times drinking them at 2 to 5

There's a Waho by the Hoti

July 22, 2013
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hahaha

yeah i went to a high class bar once adn asked for their most expensive bourbon with coke. and proceeded to get yelled at by a bar tenders that i was ruining good alcohol. i told him i didnt want to ruin my own stast so i was gonig to ruin his, and i was kindly escorted out to the street by 2 very large gentlemen and told never to return.

 

 

July 23, 2013
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Cabal said
I would put the odds that you pissed over 6 times drinking them at 2 to 5

There's a Waho by the Hoti

Would that be a Rehab reference?

July 23, 2013
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I already stated that I won't settle for anything less than vintage wine.

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