LTB said
I actively seek out alternative news reporting, and occassionally I find things that really make me think. It just seems that 99.9% of the time it’s xenophobes, white supremacists, or just generally misanthropic assholes trying to push a political agenda guised as “questioning authority” or “finding out what’s REALLY going on”. I obviously  lean toward the side of the government in most things, but I don’t just blindly follow either. Like with monsanto and the FDA. Fuck’m both. I don’t think Mr. President gives half a fuck about me, but I have faith he does more than act as a puppet of multinational corporations or do the bidding of Israel. At the end of the day I’ll take the government over a bunch of frothing at the mouth zealots and shut-ins. Also, in regards to “shady” shit, it takes “shady” shit to get shit done. Plain and simple. Transparency hinders progress.

I agree with the shady shit thing. Except for the fact that the government is actually openly admitting to purposely spreading diseases to the American people. That is truth. It has been proven that our government has made us sick on purpose. That is unjustifiable. Unless our government is schizophrenic, then we can’t judge them because they didn’t know what they were doing at the time.

There are a lot of things that should be making us think like, “yeah, maybe we shouldn’t trust these guys”. I mean, even though the zealots are full of shit, at least they are for the most part harmless. Especially in comparison to our government.

Plus, there has actually been a large amount of conspiracies that people laughed at that happened to be completely true.

LTB, when you make it as a marine I am going to paste your head on John Cena’s body and sell it to the juggalos as a T-shirt. It will be the new Meet Up Massacre T.

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said

LTB said
I google shit like that all the time. I think he’s just getting fucked by circumstantial evidence. Yeah he’s a stupid fuckin asshple, but not a murderer. That charge is overkill. Fuckin felony murder. A more appropriate charge would be criminal negligence. 

According to the news, he googled the temperature he’d need to kill a child by leaving it in the car then googled how to survive in jail. Along with various gore porn videos. And he was sexting under age women as he left his child in the car.

 

I was laughing my ass off when I saw it. Like, what dumb ass does that shit. In 2014 the murderers research how to properly murder before they murder because murder is not an easy thing to figure out on your own.

  I stand by my previous statement. Circumstantial evidence mang.

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said

LTB said

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said

LTB said
I google shit like that all the time. I think he’s just getting fucked by circumstantial evidence. Yeah he’s a stupid fuckin asshple, but not a murderer. That charge is overkill. Fuckin felony murder. A more appropriate charge would be criminal negligence. 

According to the news, he googled the temperature he’d need to kill a child by leaving it in the car then googled how to survive in jail. Along with various gore porn videos. And he was sexting under age women as he left his child in the car.

 

I was laughing my ass off when I saw it. Like, what dumb ass does that shit. In 2014 the murderers research how to properly murder before they murder because murder is not an easy thing to figure out on your own.

  I stand by my previous statement. Circumstantial evidence mang.

 

Maybe it was all made up by the illuminati to keep us focused on a bogus story instead of their world domination plans.

  And to desensitize us to the government using our phone and internet records at their leisure.

now you faggots  can give  each OTHER a bj  while I do something smart  man!  you are losers  who will NOT  evr do anything great  and nobody will  ever like you at  all man.

Reading this on gizoogle is hilarious.

Gizoogle. It’s the only way that @thy-ghetto-f-r-3-e-k-s-h-o-w can understand us.

Got back from a weekend at my camper. Watched my daughters all day n night yesterday while.my wife went on a photo shoot at a fancy wedding. Good money. . Today was seven hours spent cleaning up my grounds for our annual memorial party on Saturday.

Friday I was loaded. Good times.

Not going to go into the political debate anymore. Too tired and I’m sure I’ve said all my stances on past threads. I’m no conspiracy theorist, nor sheep, nor ultra patriot, nor do I leave my kids in a hot car. My philosophy on life and existence is that its all just far too insane to make sense of. The government is shady yes, and yes @LTB that is often necessary to keep the world at as stable a temperature as possible, but poopy poppy nutsac rape 

The American Spirit said
http://www.sportspickle.com/20…..nada-sucks

A-to-Z of Why Canada Sucks

DJ Gallo Feb 20th, 2014 1 Comment

It’s hard to hate our friendly neighbor to the North. Maybe this can help.

A – Animals

We’re just trying to relax and watch some TV here and what comes on but a commercial featuring mutilated dogs and noted Canadian Sarah McLachlan begging us for money. Thanks for ruining “Judge Judy” reruns, Canada.

B – Bacon

This is nothing that hasn’t been said before, but Canadian bacon is not bacon. You’re embarrassing yourselves. Canadian bacon proves, as with all things, that it becomes instantly ruined if you put the word “Canadian” in front of it. (See: Canadian Football League.)

C – Curling

The fact that so many of you like this proves how boring your cold and desolate land really is. But if you guys ever need a job, feel free to come down here and take one of the maid jobs that Americans don’t want. Your sweeping skills would kill there.

D – Drake

“Started from the bottom now we here.” You got half of it right, guy. You started from the bottom, but you remain there. You’re still Canadian and no one with any taste likes you.

E – Eh

You don’t know how to speak properly, eh?

F – Ford, Rob

None of America’s major cities are run by a known crackhead. (Currently.)

G – Guns

If anyone in North America should have the right to bare arms, it’s you people because 79-percent (approximately) of your citizens die from bear attacks.

H – Hoops

America has helped grow ice hockey for you. But look what you’ve done with basketball. Nothing. The Grizzlies left and the Raptors historically blow. Your best contribution, Steve Nash, is now a depressingly brittle old man. Oh, and he was born in South Africa. Good job, Canada!

I – Igloos

Keep contributing to global warming by pumping oil out of the ground while living in ice houses. That won’t end poorly for you. You’re not too bright are you, Canadians? 

J – Justin Bieber

His crap music was bad enough. But his criminal behavior is unacceptable. We are a nation of laws, Canada. Up there you may be governed by crack mayors, but that doesn’t mean you can come here and continue your wanton lawlessness.

K – Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves grew up in Lebanon, New York City, Australia and Toronto. But only Canada was lame enough to claim his as their own.

L – Leaf 

You and your stupid maple leaf. It’s supposed to symbolize the strength and endurance of the maple tree, and thereby the strength and endurance of Canada. Or something. But you don’t have a maple tree on your flag, you have a maple leaf. Leaves fall off and rot every year. They’re highly susceptible to beetles and fungus. Watch out world! The nation of rotten fungus leaves is here! Be intimidated!

M – Monarchy

“We’re a sovereign nation!” Oh. Sure. A sovereign nation that has the queen of another country on its money. NORMAL SOVEREIGN NATION BEHAVIOR.

N- Nunavut

Nunavut, established in 1999, means “our land.” As though there was a dispute. I’m sure so many people wanted your uninhabited islands of ice. Get over yourselves.

O – Oil

Why do we have to debate building the Keystone XL oil pipeline through the middle of our country? If you people are so polite, you should hand-deliver fresh oil each morning to our front door like an old-timey milkman.

P – Paulina Gretzky

She so wants to be famous for being famous like a Kardashian. But she just comes off looking desperate and pathetic with 1/50th of the fame. The Kardashians get TV shows and magazine covers. Paulina Gretzky gets slideshows on crap blogs. Sure, she was born in the United States, but her father is Canadian hero and lesbian haircut aficionado Wayne Gretzky. Therefore, Paulina Gretzky is Canada’s fault.

Q – Quebec

You are not your own country. And if you were, you would be zero on the world stage. You people are more delusional than Texans. It’s almost impressive. Almost.

R – Roughriders

As recently as 1996, your stupid CFL had nine teams and two of them were named the Roughriders. Well, that’s not fair. One was named Roughriders and the other was Rough Riders. They added a space on the second one. Creative, eh?

S – Sidney Crosby

Look at this stupid face:

You just scored an overtime goal to win Olympic hockey gold in your homeland. Awesome. Good for you. But if you make that stupid face immediately after doing it, the whole thing should be cancelled. In a just world, at least.

T – Toronto Maple Leafs

So self-important. And we know self-important sports franchises here in Merica. This is the land of the Yankees and Red Sox. But at least they win championships sometimes. The Maple Leafs somehow have the arrogance of the Yankees mixed with the recent-history success of the Milwaukee Bucks.

U – Underdog

The United States is an underdog in ice hockey and curling. You are an underdog in everything and anything else ever invented.

V – Vancouver

“Oh, what a beautiful and culturally rich city!” I guess. Vancouver is basically Canadian Seattle. It’s okay. Pretty good even. But if it was in a real country it would barely stand out.

W – War of 1812

You turned American forces back when we tried to invade you. Canadians are polite my ass.

X – X-rated

“She said I wanted to eat her pussy … I would never say that. I’m happily married. I have plenty to eat at home.” – Mayor of Canada’s biggest city.

Y – Yonge Street

Your Yonge Street is the longest street in the world, running nearly 2,000 miles from Lake Ontario to the Minnesota border. These are the types of things that are considered interesting in Canada.

Z – Zarley Zalapski

Okay, that was a pretty cool name for a hockey player. Or for anyone. Good job there, Canada.

 

 

 

 

This should be posted every single time smackey talks about how great Canada is. This describes it beautifully and eloquently. Great post, also notice smack ignored it. 

Happy July 7th Randy!! You unfunny lame piece of old joke that was never funny shit!!!