LuckyNumbrXIII said  
It’s just a greeting, man.  You’re not their bitch.    

to a lot of these simps, it aint just a greeting.  its an unbreakable rule, or some shit, and it must be correct.  fuck that.  

When someone says, “Hello!” do you take exception to it and say, “Hoy-lay!” and start butting heads about it?    

sometimes, if my mood is waning.  im in the bible belt, ultra-fake politeness is rampant.  

That’s silly.    

beside the point.    

On the flipside, why would someone get mad?  

beats me.  stupidity?  

Where the hell do you live that people are so uptight (yourself, included)?    

america.  

If I said “whoop whoop” and someone said, “werp werp!” or something, I’d just be like lolwut? and assume they had a speech impediment or they dropped their spaghetti and fucked up.

thats good.  cuz, you see, its funny.  

plus, that means you wouldnt be gettin too mouthy, so i wouldnt be askin if you wanna dance.  everybody wins.  

I don’t mean to put you on blast or nothing… I just thought the whole thing was interesting.  I find human interactions strange and hilarious.  Juggalo interactions, doubly so.    

put me on blast, its cool.  

youre one of the cats that can do that without base insults and pussy-ass, little-kid motives.