LTB, homie, you know I got love for ya right? That being said, get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. Every man on Earth jerks off, I have a girlfriend that I recently moved in with and I still jerk off. Sometimes you just want to rub one out real quick and not have to worry about going through the whole production of getting her off too (Unless you’re an asshole and don’t care, which you don’t strike me as). Sometimes she’s sleeping, or just plain not in the mood. Sometimes she’s not home from work yet, so you just rub one out quick. Every man on this planet jerks off, there is no way in hell that I believe that, sorry homie. There’s nothing to be ashamed off, God gave you a dick, jerk it off dude. 

And they’re only sex toys ninja, don’t be scurred. If your girl thinks you’re the almighty king cock end all be all when it comes to sex, use some fun porn store toys and watch her start to bow down and praise your bad ass self. Sex is great, but keep in mind my friend, it can always be better. Also, what you won’t do, some other dude will. Get yourself a vibrating cock ring and get her some anal beads and show that bitch just why in the fuck they call you LTB!!!!!