Log In
Sign Up
Home
6:04 pm
November 30, 2012
Offline
A dildo serves a purpose.
6:34 pm
August 27, 2012
Offline
Is twiztidkilla your hero or something, this sounds like a thread he would start lol.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
6:37 pm
Moderators
August 12, 2012
Offline
7:51 pm
December 3, 2012
Offline
Dr Phil comes off more as a steeldo to me
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
8:11 pm
July 15, 2012
Offline
OCJ_Brendan said
Is twiztidkilla your hero or something, this sounds like a thread he would start lol.
I know but this guy beat me to it.
8:15 pm
July 15, 2012
Offline
I’m everybody’s hero
8:20 pm
Moderators
April 1, 2012
Offline
patjoyce said
A dildo serves a purpose.
I bet it did. You’re gay yo! PattyGayJoyce the bitch yo. Taking dildos in dark places with your gay lover wearing a wig and shit. FAG!
11:20 pm
November 30, 2012
Offline
No OCJ, I was arguing with someone who likes Dr. Phil and how he helps so many people when he really doesn’t do jack shit. A monkey could literally get the degree he has, the classes center around writing papers about how people can learn “How to Trust One Another.” If you’re a psychiatrist or a chiropractor, you are not a doctor. Your patients never get better, you don’t heal shit. So I called him a dildo but then took it back, because dildos at least make people happy. They’re great for foreplay while you’re going down on your chick, and give her something to play with until you get back from a pee break. Unbeknownst to me, she had left the room and was no longer listening, that bitch. So I posted it on here, thought it was worth sharing. We even got to see ganjagoblin pitch a fit and assume that gay men are the only people who use dildos, leading me to believe that he is either a virgin or horrible in bed. If you could satisfy a woman, she would probably make sure that your laundry got done more than once a year. Since according to you it doesn’t, it just proves that no girls are hanging around your crib, girls do their man’s laundry, they like us to look and smell good. By the way, that the best you got? Go home.
A waste of time this thread? Oh no, I think not.
5:54 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012
Offline
not wanting to get involved in your little spat, so i wont.
but i will say that i keeps mine sassified, and as a result, her dildo gots mad dust on it.
on the topic of doctor phil… the fuck is doctor phil?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:54 am
December 3, 2012
Offline
Or should we say “dr phildo” ? Hahahahaa *looks around accusingly then runs full sprint into the sunset*
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:19 am
November 30, 2012
Offline
Hey, Dr. Phildo!!!!!!! That’s fucking awesome, why didn’t I think of that? Genius Slum, pure genius.
Scruffy, hit it from the side sometime and get some vibrator on clit action going. She’ll love it either way, but throw in a vibrator sometime and she’ll love you all the more, it just adds to everything. For all the things a dick can do, it can’t vibrate. It makes for a vibrating pussy too, pretty cool. If you don’t don’t use sex toys, you should. As happy as you can make a woman, she can always be happier. At least you didn’t assume dildos were for only gay men, but then again, you’re not a full grown retard.
11:42 am
May 29, 2013
Offline
The idea of another penis, real or artificial Is something I don’t take kindly do. I don’t fuck pocket pussies in her absence, she’s not going to fuck herself with dildos in mine.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
12:51 pm
August 27, 2012
Offline
LTB said
The idea of another penis, real or artificial Is something I don’t take kindly do. I don’t fuck pocket pussies in her absence, she’s not going to fuck herself with dildos in mine.
You have much to learn big little one, take Pat’s advice it is sound. If I took exception to my girls vibrator (Which gets used primarily for foreplay) then shed prolly start bitching about my jerking off…just to be contrary. In the end we would be arbitrarily denying pleasure to each other…you know who did that THE NAZIS…..
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:12 pm
November 30, 2012
Offline
Amen brother. Testify!!!!
7:54 pm
Moderators
April 1, 2012
Offline
patjoyce said
We even got to see ganjagoblin pitch a fit and assume that gay men are the only people who use dildos, leading me to believe that he is either a virgin or horrible in bed. If you could satisfy a woman, she would probably make sure that your laundry got done more than once a year. Since according to you it doesn’t, it just proves that no girls are hanging around your crib, girls do their man’s laundry, they like us to look and smell good. By the way, that the best you got? Go home.
8:31 pm
May 29, 2013
Offline
OCJ_Brendan said
LTB said
The idea of another penis, real or artificial Is something I don’t take kindly do. I don’t fuck pocket pussies in her absence, she’s not going to fuck herself with dildos in mine.You have much to learn big little one, take Pat’s advice it is sound. If I took exception to my girls vibrator (Which gets used primarily for foreplay) then shed prolly start bitching about my jerking off…just to be contrary. In the end we would be arbitrarily denying pleasure to each other…you know who did that THE NAZIS…..
thats why i dont jerk off. She doesnt touch herself, neither do i. Our foreplay is just fine without vibrating synthetic cocks.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
8:33 pm
Moderators
August 12, 2012
Offline
PunkRockJuggalo said
8:20 am
March 20, 2012
Offline
Man I can’t believe I missed all those opportunities to call him a dildo.
12:26 pm
August 27, 2012
Offline
LTB said
OCJ_Brendan said
LTB said
The idea of another penis, real or artificial Is something I don’t take kindly do. I don’t fuck pocket pussies in her absence, she’s not going to fuck herself with dildos in mine.You have much to learn big little one, take Pat’s advice it is sound. If I took exception to my girls vibrator (Which gets used primarily for foreplay) then shed prolly start bitching about my jerking off…just to be contrary. In the end we would be arbitrarily denying pleasure to each other…you know who did that THE NAZIS…..
thats why i dont jerk off. She doesnt touch herself, neither do i. Our foreplay is just fine without vibrating synthetic cocks.
I feel terrible for you a life without jerking it….how terribly sad….
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
All RSSMost Users Ever Online: 1174
Currently Online:
26 Guest(s)
Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
The Warlock: 11727
King Lucem Ferre: 9104
Old Mr Dangerous: 9080
krunk: 8380
OCJ_Brendan: 6148
Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 755
Members: 6280
Moderators: 6
Admins: 2
Forum Stats:
Groups: 5
Forums: 28
Topics: 12376
Posts: 246709
Newest Members:
mannerscor, leminho, Jhonni majn, xXuselessentitiXx, tally1911Moderators: GanjaGoblin: 2893, Psyral: 4297, bozodklown: 394, scruffy: 11447, PunkRockJuggalo: 6559, Pigg: 6492
Administrators: admin: 1, ScottieD: 845
