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12:01 am
February 24, 2014
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Its no secret that the fascination of Randy Gall runs deep inside all of us. People claim he isn’t real. Fuck You! He is as real as the air we all breathe. The beer drinking, karate chopping, trailer park rebel should be honored….
I’m almost tempted to have custom shirts made with his Randy Gall mug on it wit the back saying ” I know karate man”. Or ” I’ll kick you ass and take your beer man”
He needs to be marketed god dammit. The world needs to know what they’ve been sleeping on.
Anymore slogans?
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:20 am
April 16, 2014
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Fuck yeah to this thread! People who say Randy isn’t real are the same hatin ass bitches who say J and Shags aren’t really wicked clowns but just some dudes in makeup. They probably also think Juggalos don’t really walk around swinging hatchets either. Fuck those motherfuckers.
For slogans:
Chic magnet
I’ll take a dump on your lawn man!!
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12:32 am
April 16, 2014
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Hey what are everyone’s favorite things about Randy? Here’s mine: just by hanging around the dude I get all kinds of crazy pussy, bitches just lose their shit and get freaky as fuck! At least, that’s how I think it would go down but Randy never wants to go out, he just wants to sit on the couch watching TV and eating donuts. Which is cool, I mean donuts are the bomb and like Randy says he has to conserve his energy so that he’s ready to do seriously epic shit when the time comes.
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12:34 am
February 24, 2014
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Fuck yes. Front :Randy Gallalo.
Back : a fat Randy Gall beerman. (Beer can instead of a hatchet, but walking cuz he fat and lazy.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:49 am
February 24, 2014
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I like how he can’t spell a single word correctly and lacks punctuation, smells like mold, shits in his trailer, but yet surfs in female genitalia.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:48 am
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May 22, 2012
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DrFreshness said
Hey what are everyone’s favorite things about Randy?
mostly, i find randy gall pathetically tiresome. like, actually to the point of pathos. i feel bad for him, ‘trolling’ the way he does.
however… it cracks me right the fuck up, when out of nowhere, he suddenly posts some shit thats well written, relevant, witty, and intelligent.
he hasnt done it very often. hell, if he did, it would ruin the effect.
so theres that.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:38 am
February 24, 2014
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He has great timing. Shows up when needed. Like a super hero…a fat sloppy bumbling super hero
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
5:44 am
January 21, 2014
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randy has almost been with us for a year now… i think we should throw a party man!!
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
7:09 am
February 24, 2014
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I don’t think we can all fit in his trailer. Maybe we can pitch in for a double wide
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
7:31 am
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February 15, 2014
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I know this is a repost, but I think it’s more relevant here…
JiffyLong said
Wait, Randy’s fake??Well the guy you see in the profile pic of @randy-gall is not the person behind the computer. That guy in the picture is a guy named “Norm”. You can see his “fat” look, which is about 4 years old here -> http://youtube.com/normsbarstool . But in reality, that is not how Norm looks now. He has lost a lot of weight. You can see his current size on his twitter – > Posts by FatManNorm
This is what he currently looks like:
Good to see that he lost weight cause he was really unhealthy. This is 4 years after the picture that is in Randy’s profile.
I would like to meet the man “Behind the Gall”. We need to find a way of getting him to the GOTJ.
8:40 am
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May 22, 2012
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Psyral Infection said
This is what he currently looks like:
can you imagine if one of us ran into this mufucka on the street?
‘oh youre norm the bar stool guy? thats nice, whatever. let me tell you what you are really famous for…’
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:27 am
March 30, 2013
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i was laughing out loud, in real time, about three weeks ago. to a Randyism. the way he wrote a diss to Pat, just the phonetics of it, the rythm lol… man it was hilarious. my wife thought there was somethin wrong with me.
im laughing now thinking about it… all he said was “you fat fucking idiot” or sonething to Pat and i just lost it…i cant explain it. it was just so bland and uncreative but damn that rythm was on point
2:57 pm
February 24, 2014
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@psyral-infection your a fuckin dream killer. He is as real as you and me. just because you cant do karate and shotgun a liter of beer, doesn’t mean you have to hate on Randy Gall. The way I see, this Young Seth Rogan wanna be hipster jacked Randy Galls shit.
Randy Gall will make any bad day great. His image is about as iconic as Scruffys.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:59 pm
February 24, 2014
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just watching this video is weird. Im waiting for a “Man”, or a Patjoyce threat
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
3:18 pm
November 30, 2012
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Fuck Randy Gall. He’s not even remotely amusing, all he has is weiner jokes. Man. They’re not even funny. He’s not even a real person, so I’m a little confused as to what we’re supposed to be appreciating. Fuck Randy Gall. Fuck him. Right in his non-existent fat hairy ass.
4:28 pm
February 24, 2014
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C’mon pat, Simms dunna. Don’t feel threatened by Randy Gall. I know you guys have beef and all but this is an appreciation thread. That’s like someone shittin on your birthday party. Respect the Gall.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
6:25 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Sean Law said
C’mon pat, Simms dunna. Don’t feel threatened by Randy Gall. I know you guys have beef and all but this is an appreciation thread. That’s like someone shittin on your birthday party. Respect the Gall.
That’s exactly what the Gall would do. What better way to show appreciation than to take a dump. You know he would do the same for you.
9:06 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Psyral Infection said
I know this is a repost, but I think it’s more relevant here…JiffyLong said
Wait, Randy’s fake??Well the guy you see in the profile pic of @randy-gall is not the person behind the computer. That guy in the picture is a guy named “Norm”. You can see his “fat” look, which is about 4 years old here -> http://youtube.com/normsbarstool . But in reality, that is not how Norm looks now. He has lost a lot of weight. You can see his current size on his twitter – > Posts by FatManNorm
This is what he currently looks like:
Good to see that he lost weight cause he was really unhealthy. This is 4 years after the picture that is in Randy’s profile.I would like to meet the man “Behind the Gall”. We need to find a way of getting him to the GOTJ.
Nah dude, randy just lost a lot of weight from doing a lot of Karate, man!
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