patjoyce said
A questions thread!! What a great idea!!! I wonder why no one has thought of doing this before. Anyways, I’m just glad that the homie OMD had the insight and ingenuity to start one. You go Glen Coco!!!!

 

1.) I caught crabs once. Nothing worse than wearing a condom and still contracting something. From your bush to mine, happens all the time. I just said that because it rhymed, only got it once though. Itchy as all fuck, but the cure is simple. Go get the special shampoo and shave your shit, all set. Just glad I didn’t go down on her, I always have some form of facial hair. I knew a dude that got crabs in his beard from a stripper. I’m just glad I at least got laid while getting mine.

 

2.) I never really knew that women had it harder in the music industry. I don’t know who I admire in the industry, but I do like Rah Diggah, Boss, and, of course, Britney. Oh how I love me some Britney. On mute.

 

3.) Only pet I ever had a special connection with was my little dog Charlie. He was technically our family dog, and bought as a Christmas present for my Grandmother who lived with us and had lost her miniature schnowzer (I have no idea how to spell that word) the summer before. But he was always my dog. I was the only one who fed him human food, all the good shit too. If I’m havin’ steak little buddy, so are you. Loved that dog, was definitely a great impact on my life. Was a Lassa Apso, not a breed of dog I’m normally fond of, but little Charlie was definitely the shit. Cute as fuck too. Very loyal and all he wanted to do was sit by you and chill with you, get belly rubs and lick you for as long as you’d let him. I miss my little buddy. I miss him more than most of my family members who have passed away. On the other side Charlie, meet you there.

 

4.) Beer AND liquor, thank you very much. Beer and bourbon, preferably. Since today is totally my holiday, It’s Guinness and Bailey’s, all day muthafucka. Those are called Irish Car Bombs, to the uninitiated. Try it, pour a pint of Guinness into a glass, leave room on the top, pour a shot glass full of Bailey’s and then just drop that fucker in man. You have to chug it though, it curdles. You don’t want to see it. Just drink it dude. Also, just watch out for the shot glass while you’re chugging it. They has been known to slide down and knock out a tooth or two. Cheers!!! Most of the time it’s Budweiser, Guinness, and Maker’s Mark or Johnie Walker Blue Label. 

 

5.) I used to get coked out and stare at the stars at night, it was the shit man. Never asked why am I here, but wondered all about other life on other planets outside of our solar system, the stars in general, why is pee yellow. You know, the important stuff. Also the Dark Lotus line from Tales From The Lotus Pod “Is nighttime a blanket and the stars are the holes in it?” always tripped me out. I still see it that way, it’s just cool to me.

My pops and his buddy Charlie got crabs back in the sixties, and claimed that you can actually see the little pincers n crab like features.. is this true or was it the LSD talking again?

Psyral Infection said

Old Mr Dangerous said 
My pops and his buddy Charlie got crabs back in the sixties, and claimed that you can actually see the little pincers n crab like features.. is this true or was it the LSD talking again?

These drawers are never coming off again.

patjoyce said
Nope, they’re microscopic. Must have been some good LSD. Glad I never had any of that shit.

Yeah my pops sold some stuff he called Frigid Pink. Was supposed to be fantastic. 

patjoyce said
I’m sure it was. Our parents come from a time when the acid was better and cleaner. We still had good shit, but as time went by and more and more people got busted for manufacturing it, the quality decreased. What I heard anyway. It used to be all over the place when I was in high school, now I couldn’t find it if there was a reward.

My dad was the biggest dealer in the city. He was an extreme drug addict. Two bottles of gin a day, with assorted quaaludes, coke, uppers, meth, and up to 30+ LSD hits a day. He said he’d have to wait a day or two with the acid because it doesn’t work well that close together. Anyway he and Charlie had some sheets of acid stored from the 60’s. Unfortunately this hipster fag busted into Charlie’s camper and stole them all.

OCJ_Brendan said

patjoyce said \

 

4.) Beer AND liquor, thank you very much. Beer and bourbon, preferably. Since today is totally my holiday, It’s Guinness and Bailey’s, all day muthafucka. Those are called Irish Car Bombs, to the uninitiated. Try it, pour a pint of Guinness into a glass, leave room on the top, pour a shot glass full of Bailey’s and then just drop that fucker in man. You have to chug it though, it curdles. You don’t want to see it. Just drink it dude. Also, just watch out for the shot glass while you’re chugging it. They has been known to slide down and knock out a tooth or two. Cheers!!! Most of the time it’s Budweiser, Guinness, and Maker’s Mark or Johnie Walker Blue Label. 

I always make Irish Car Bombs (My favorite drink) with A double shot (1/2 Baileys 1/2 Jameson) It kicks harder and tastes better than just Baileys and Guinness…Just saying…Step ya game up Pat…

 

Also has anyone else here drank Bailey’s from a shoe?

No but I want to