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People who can't sing shouldn't fucking sing
March 27, 2019
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People, who, can’t, sing, or rap, or scream, or any type of vocalization, should not, under any circumstance, (other than comedic effect) fucking SING

Stop, stop it, stop letting this happen, no, don’t, just actually fucking don’t, yeah one of those is unintentionally hilarious (and it’s my favorite thing ever, despite being a great example of why people who can’t sing shouldn’t sing), but the rest hurt my fucking ears, and this is a tiny list using just the random shit that I ended up hearing at some point. Another one would be the entirety of the Phantom Of the Opera film’s cast. Which is really where this comes up the most, and I don’t get why, why don’t you just dub them? They’ve done that since the dawn of film.

Anyways, any time a person who can’t sing makes a song god kills a kitten for each 1000 people who hear it. Over and out, fuck these people (especially onion boy, but the list of reasons to hate him are enough to fill the library of congress).

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March 27, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

Anyways, any time a person who can’t sing makes a song god kills a kitten for each 1000 people who hear it. …  

I listened to those songs 1000 times each. Do I get to pick the kittens? Does it need to be 1000 distinct people listening to a song.

You can try to hide, kitten…

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Sooner or later, God will cut you down!

 

 

They say every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten.  If you kill a kitten, does God masturbate?

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Psyral Infection said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said

Anyways, any time a person who can’t sing makes a song god kills a kitten for each 1000 people who hear it. …  

I listened to those songs 1000 times each. Do I get to pick the kittens? Does it need to be 1000 distinct people listening to a song.

You can try to hide, kitten…

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Sooner or later, God will cut you down!

 

 

They say every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten.  If you kill a kitten, does God masturbate?  

No the kittens are chosen based on how much people love them, the more the love the more the diiiiie

If all your friends were named cliff would you jump off of them

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March 28, 2019
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I just imagine a pool with a bunch of guys standing around letting other guys jump off of them…..Cliff Divers. 

Also, How do you make this thread and not mention Violent J? 

March 28, 2019
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J sings better than any rapper whose been on psy.. except for maybe ABK..

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I just imagine a pool with a bunch of guys standing around letting other guys jump off of them…..Cliff Divers. 
Also, How do you make this thread and not mention Violent J?   

Shit you right, that song on FFF that I bitched about for a giant ass paragraph belongs here too, I can’t remember what it’s called.

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March 28, 2019
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I never have & never will fuck with Soulja boy but “Turn my swag on” is a perfect example of terrible singin, yet it’s still super catchy..

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Poor kittens 

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J is a good example of how sometimes people just need to stick to their range. There are plenty of occurrences where his singing is good for its purpose in the song when he sticks to a limited range. Other times, though, he does not stay within that range and it’s not good. An example that sticks out to me right now is from “Prison Song” for Zug Izland. When he butts in the one time and sings the “I can remembeerrrrrr!!” is awful. I remember back then playing that song and my mom overheard and was like “Jeeze, the singer in that song is terrible”. 

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you know who can fuckin sing??

T-Pain yeah that rapper who got laughed out the business because he used auto tune on all his songs

turns out the man has a voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6akbIlvx54A

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March 28, 2019
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Chevy2Dope said
J is a good example of how sometimes people just need to stick to their range. There are plenty of occurrences where his singing is good for its purpose in the song when he sticks to a limited range. Other times, though, he does not stay within that range and it’s not good. An example that sticks out to me right now is from “Prison Song” for Zug Izland. When he butts in the one time and sings the “I can remembeerrrrrr!!” is awful. I remember back then playing that song and my mom overheard and was like “Jeeze, the singer in that song is terrible”.   

I really love that song. I can reimagine J’s bad singing in that as just a random inmate who decides to pipe in the performance with Syn, and it follows the theme at that point.

And Warlock, that Madrox guy has decent singing abilities. He could probably sing even better if Monoxide would let him (I jest). 

Boondox’s singing was fine for the track in “Angel Like”.

And Syn, of course. Legs Diamond?

March 28, 2019
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Psyral Infection said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said

Anyways, any time a person who can’t sing makes a song god kills a kitten for each 1000 people who hear it. …  

I listened to those songs 1000 times each. Do I get to pick the kittens? Does it need to be 1000 distinct people listening to a song.

You can try to hide, kitten…

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Sooner or later, God will cut you down!

 

 

They say every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitten.  If you kill a kitten, does God masturbate?  

Forget to switch accounts there, guys?  Lol

March 28, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
People, who, can’t, sing, or rap, or scream, or any type of vocalization, should not, under any circumstance, (other than comedic effect) fucking SING

Stop, stop it, stop letting this happen, no, don’t, just actually fucking don’t, yeah one of those is unintentionally hilarious (and it’s my favorite thing ever, despite being a great example of why people who can’t sing shouldn’t sing), but the rest hurt my fucking ears, and this is a tiny list using just the random shit that I ended up hearing at some point. Another one would be the entirety of the Phantom Of the Opera film’s cast. Which is really where this comes up the most, and I don’t get why, why don’t you just dub them? They’ve done that since the dawn of film.

Anyways, any time a person who can’t sing makes a song god kills a kitten for each 1000 people who hear it. Over and out, fuck these people (especially onion boy, but the list of reasons to hate him are enough to fill the library of congress).  

Who hurt you man?

Lol, I concur with all of the above.

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Karacalla said

Who hurt you man?

Lol, I concur with all of the above.  

Their SINGING HURT ME

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March 28, 2019
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said

Forget to switch accounts there, guys?  Lol  

I’m confused. Switch accounts? 

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March 28, 2019
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Psyral Infection said

I’m confused. Switch accounts?   

It seemed a lot more like a waifu post and I was surprised it was your name at the top when I got there and not hers.  That’s all.

March 28, 2019
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said

Forget to switch accounts there, guys?  Lol  

What? It’s not like someone responded to themselves, I made a joke, so then he did too.

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The Warlock said
J sings better than any rapper whose been on psy.. except for maybe ABK..  

Still doesn’t make it good. Speaking of not good, Violent J trying to rap fast. Stay in your lane.
J is amazing at storytelling with his lyrics and has increased his range overall, But still. 

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David_Black said

Still doesn’t make it good. Speaking of not good, Violent J trying to rap fast. Stay in your lane.
J is amazing at storytelling with his lyrics and has increased his range overall, But still.   

TBH I don’t know if I want to hear him fast rap, even if he got good at it, it’s just not what I think of when I think Violent J, shaggy doe, if shaggy busted out some killer ass speed I’d love that shit to death.

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